<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Critical Hit Parader]]></title><description><![CDATA[Weekly content on the intersection of music and tabletop roleplaying games.]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kNR5!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9d3918a2-53df-4e42-8bfa-9438c15dfa05_1067x1067.png</url><title>Critical Hit Parader</title><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2026 10:02:17 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[criticalhitparader@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[criticalhitparader@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[criticalhitparader@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[criticalhitparader@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[Battlesnake Killed Satan | Leatherwitch's "Heroes and the Dice"]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plus Doppelgangers: Metal & Prog with Martin Popoff]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/battlesnake-killed-satan-leatherwitchs</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/battlesnake-killed-satan-leatherwitchs</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2026 13:02:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!C3h0!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2f12cca4-0e99-4910-a5fa-d7b8f06acab6_800x800.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last month the band Leatherwitch released their debut album called <em>First Spell</em>, which features a Dungeons &amp; Dragons-inspired song called &#8220;Heroes and the Dice.&#8221; This <em><a href="https://www.metalunderground.com/news/details.cfm?newsid=161401">Metal Underground</a></em><a href="https://www.metalunderground.com/news/details.cfm?newsid=161401"> article</a> described the tune as &#8220;packed with speed metal riffing, an in-your-face heavy metal atmosphere, and a tribute to D&amp;D, RPG, and board game enthusiasts, the track delivers a full-throttle dose of fantasy-fueled metal.&#8221; Check out the official video of &#8220;Heroes and the Dice&#8221; below:</p><div id="youtube2-W__csay5mNw" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;W__csay5mNw&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/W__csay5mNw?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>The album cover features artwork by prolific metal band artist <a href="https://www.instagram.com/theartofmariolopez/">Mario E. Lopez M.</a>:</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!C3h0!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2f12cca4-0e99-4910-a5fa-d7b8f06acab6_800x800.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!C3h0!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2f12cca4-0e99-4910-a5fa-d7b8f06acab6_800x800.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!C3h0!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2f12cca4-0e99-4910-a5fa-d7b8f06acab6_800x800.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!C3h0!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2f12cca4-0e99-4910-a5fa-d7b8f06acab6_800x800.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!C3h0!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2f12cca4-0e99-4910-a5fa-d7b8f06acab6_800x800.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!C3h0!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2f12cca4-0e99-4910-a5fa-d7b8f06acab6_800x800.jpeg" width="666" height="666" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/2f12cca4-0e99-4910-a5fa-d7b8f06acab6_800x800.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:800,&quot;width&quot;:800,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:666,&quot;bytes&quot;:155401,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The album cover for \&quot;First Spell\&quot; by Leatherwitch. It features an illustration by Mario E. Lopez M. depicting a female hooded figure casting a spell on top of stone ruins flanked by two horses each rearing up on hind legs. The background is a nighttime stormy sky with a full moon. A lizard is in the foreground.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/201344029?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2f12cca4-0e99-4910-a5fa-d7b8f06acab6_800x800.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="The album cover for &quot;First Spell&quot; by Leatherwitch. It features an illustration by Mario E. Lopez M. depicting a female hooded figure casting a spell on top of stone ruins flanked by two horses each rearing up on hind legs. The background is a nighttime stormy sky with a full moon. A lizard is in the foreground." title="The album cover for &quot;First Spell&quot; by Leatherwitch. It features an illustration by Mario E. Lopez M. depicting a female hooded figure casting a spell on top of stone ruins flanked by two horses each rearing up on hind legs. The background is a nighttime stormy sky with a full moon. A lizard is in the foreground." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!C3h0!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2f12cca4-0e99-4910-a5fa-d7b8f06acab6_800x800.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!C3h0!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2f12cca4-0e99-4910-a5fa-d7b8f06acab6_800x800.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!C3h0!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2f12cca4-0e99-4910-a5fa-d7b8f06acab6_800x800.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!C3h0!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2f12cca4-0e99-4910-a5fa-d7b8f06acab6_800x800.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/cw/MartaGabrielOfficial">Marta Gabriel</a> is the mastermind behind Leatherwitch and plays all instruments on the track other than a guest guitar solo by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/tiyrisguitar/">Giuseppe Taormina</a>. As Marta explained in this <em><a href="https://www.femalefrontedpower.com/interviews/leatherwitch-interview/">Female Fronted Power</a></em><a href="https://www.femalefrontedpower.com/interviews/leatherwitch-interview/"> interview</a>, &#8220;I love fantasy, horror, mythology, and classic heavy metal imagery, so naturally those influences appear in the lyrics.&#8221;</p><p>Marta was previously in the band Crystal Viper. Fans of cosmic horror will appreciate that Crystal Viper released two albums, <em>The Cult</em> (2021) and <em>The Silver Key</em> (2024), that were influenced by H.P. Lovecraft. Marta explained how she discovered Lovecraft in a <em><a href="https://defendersofthefaithmetal.com/marta-gabriel-crystal-viper-interview/">Defenders of the Faith</a></em><a href="https://defendersofthefaithmetal.com/marta-gabriel-crystal-viper-interview/"> interview</a>:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>How did I start with Lovecraft? I won&#8217;t lie to you, it&#8217;s not like I knew Lovecraft for all my life or I&#8217;ve been a fan for years. No, because it&#8217;s not true. It was shortly before I started working on <em>The Cult</em>. I&#8217;ve always loved reading books. I try to read in every free moment that I have. I love reading. I have lots of books and I consume every book that I&#8217;m interested in at the speed of light *laughs*! My husband (Bart) also loves to read books. He knows what I like when it comes to reading.</p><p>One day, he simply told me that I should give Lovecraft novels a try because he thought that I might like them. I was like, &#8220;Eh, not really. I know that there&#8217;s this monster from the sea, Cthulhu, and that&#8217;s it.&#8221; He was like, &#8220;No, it&#8217;s not only about this one. Give it a try.&#8221; He recommended for me to start with <em>The Dreams in the Witch House</em> as the very first novel. This was the first one I read from Lovecraft. After I finished it, it completely blew my mind. This is how my addiction to Lovecraft started.</p></div><p>You can order the <em>First Spell</em> album from <a href="https://shop-listenable.net/en/1176_leatherwitch">Listenable Records</a>.</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><h2>Doppelgangers: Heavy Metal &amp; Prog Rock</h2><p>In a recent episode of his <em><a href="https://martinpopoff.com/podcast/">History in Five Songs</a></em><a href="https://martinpopoff.com/podcast/"> podcast</a>, Martin Popoff described the various ways in which the development and characteristics of both heavy metal and progressive rock music are similar. Martin identified that among the &#8220;shared stuff&#8221; between the two genres is &#8220;fantasy themes, sci-fi themes, and mythology.&#8221; He explained that a common approach to both is looking at literature and old poetry with &#8220;lots of examples in both genres of Tolkien.&#8221;  </p><p>These elements also overlap with the themes in many tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGs). I got a kick out of Martin riffing on the use of &#8220;demons&#8221; and &#8220;wizards&#8221; in metal and prog as if he had been recently reading old school Dungeons &amp; Dragons modules:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>&#8220;&#8230;you look at Uriah Heep with Magician&#8217;s Birthday, Demons and Wizards, the Roger Dean artwork. There was a band called Demons &amp; Wizards. Ronnie James Dio is associated with demons and wizards.&#8221;</p></div><p>Another doppelganger quality that relates to TTRPGs that Martin covers is the way &#8220;album cover art is very important in both genres&#8221; with &#8220;a lot of fantasy illustration.&#8221; These are some of the reasons why metal and prog are the two most common music genres for TTRPG inspiration. But not the only ones, as you can see by browsing through the full <a href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/archive">archive</a> of this newsletter!</p><p>In addition to the more than 360 episodes of the <em>History in Five Songs</em> podcast he has recorded, Martin Popoff has written over 7000 record reviews and published over 100 books. He is an expert in hard rock, metal, prog, punk, and post-punk, so be sure to check out his <a href="https://martinpopoff.com/">website</a> if you dig those genres. I had the pleasure of being a contributor to the following books by Martin:</p><ul><li><p><em>Dominance and Submission: The Blue &#214;yster Cult Canon</em></p></li><li><p><em>Run with the Wolves: Rainbow on Record</em></p></li><li><p><em>Judas Priest: Album by Album</em></p></li></ul><p>Listen to the full <em>History in Five Songs</em> podcast episode <a href="https://podbay.fm/p/history-in-five-songs-with-martin-popoff/e/1780419180">here</a>:</p><h2>Battlesnake Killed Satan!</h2><p>I expect things in the world to improve considerably now that <em>Critical Hit Parader</em> <a href="https://open.substack.com/pub/criticalhitparader/p/battlesnake-and-spirits-burning-and?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&amp;utm_medium=web">favorites</a> Battlesnake have whacked Old Scratch. They submitted their forensic proof of the deed in the following 100% human-made video:</p><div id="youtube2-vMzxGR4_JWI" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;vMzxGR4_JWI&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/vMzxGR4_JWI?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Music & RPG Interview with Blades of Power Creator James M. Spahn]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plus Performance Check: Music for Your RPGs]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/music-and-rpg-interview-with-blades</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/music-and-rpg-interview-with-blades</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 13:03:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!q0Gc!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1c97c6ab-1697-4901-9957-ffa1f92d3bf1_3072x1728.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Prolific game designer <a href="https://substack.com/@jamesmspahn">James M. Spahn</a> has launched a crowdfunding campaign for a new tabletop roleplaying game with strong music connections. It&#8217;s called <em><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/barrelridergames/retroquest">Blades of Power: Synth &amp; Sorcery Roleplaying</a></em>, and here is a short description from the campaign page:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Blades of Power: Synth &amp; Sorcery Roleplaying is a stand-alone fantasy roleplaying game that is fully compatible with Old School Essentials and other classic B/X rules sets, but designed for play that emulates the fantasy found in classic adventure cartoons of the 1980s. It's neon sunsets across apocalyptic landscapes. It's larger-than-life heroes with fabulous magical powers. It's your power blade in one hand and a laser-blazer in the other as you face off against the time traveling Draconis Maximus, the vile Serpentmen of Venom Spire, and the brain-bending Denizens of the Dream-City, for the fate of the universe!</p></div><p>As you can see from the following artwork, the game captures the vibe of <em>Masters of the Universe, Thundarr the Barbarian, a</em>nd other Saturday morning cartoons:</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!q0Gc!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1c97c6ab-1697-4901-9957-ffa1f92d3bf1_3072x1728.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!q0Gc!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1c97c6ab-1697-4901-9957-ffa1f92d3bf1_3072x1728.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!q0Gc!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1c97c6ab-1697-4901-9957-ffa1f92d3bf1_3072x1728.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!q0Gc!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1c97c6ab-1697-4901-9957-ffa1f92d3bf1_3072x1728.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!q0Gc!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1c97c6ab-1697-4901-9957-ffa1f92d3bf1_3072x1728.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!q0Gc!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1c97c6ab-1697-4901-9957-ffa1f92d3bf1_3072x1728.jpeg" width="1456" height="819" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/1c97c6ab-1697-4901-9957-ffa1f92d3bf1_3072x1728.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:819,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:6927843,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The Blades of Power: Synth &amp; Sorcery Roleplaying&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/200812094?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1c97c6ab-1697-4901-9957-ffa1f92d3bf1_3072x1728.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="The Blades of Power: Synth &amp; Sorcery Roleplaying" title="The Blades of Power: Synth &amp; Sorcery Roleplaying" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!q0Gc!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1c97c6ab-1697-4901-9957-ffa1f92d3bf1_3072x1728.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!q0Gc!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1c97c6ab-1697-4901-9957-ffa1f92d3bf1_3072x1728.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!q0Gc!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1c97c6ab-1697-4901-9957-ffa1f92d3bf1_3072x1728.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!q0Gc!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1c97c6ab-1697-4901-9957-ffa1f92d3bf1_3072x1728.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>James publishes games under the Barrel Rider Games banner. I <a href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/141413961/rpg-and-music-zines">previously covered</a> his <em>Wizard Van</em> zine (including its <a href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/144659611/wizard-van-music-selections">list of music inspiration</a>) and his &#8220;<a href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/183954477/gaming-is-rock-n-roll-the-spahn-doctrine">Spahn Doctrine</a>&#8221; post, which compares being a dungeon master (DM) to being a rock star. With all this music-inspired RPG content in his portfolio, I was excited when James agreed to the following interview we conducted via email&#8230;</p><div><hr></div><p><em><strong>Matt:</strong> Late in the development of the game, you changed the name from &#8220; RetroQuest: Sword &amp; Power Fantasy Roleplaying&#8221; to &#8220;Blades of Power: Synth &amp; Sorcery Roleplaying.&#8221; I was excited to see a music term like &#8220;synth&#8221; now part of the name. What was the significance of that change for you?</em></p><p><strong>James: </strong><em>Blades of Power: Synth &amp; Sorcery Roleplaying</em><strong> </strong>began life as <em>RetroQuest: Timeless Fantasy Roleplaying. </em>It was originally going to be a simple B/X clone to fill a potential gap in the market, but as I continued writing it I found myself getting bored. Do we really need <em>another</em> B/X clone? I mean, aren&#8217;t we kinda past that at this point in the OSR? So, I thought back to my earliest fantasy influences. The ones I knew of before I discovered D&amp;D in the early 1990s via the big black coffin box. This meant <em>Masters of the Universe, Thundarr the Barbarian, ThunderCats, Conan the Adventurer, </em>and a handful of other Saturday morning cartoons. I&#8217;d been playing tabletop RPGs since 1987, beginning with West End Games&#8217; Star Wars: The Roleplaying Game, but when I finally got to D&amp;D those influences were what I expected to find.</p><p>I didn&#8217;t find them and while I absolutely loved D&amp;D, I was a little disappointed. So, I initially decided to inject a bit of that Saturday morning cartoon energy into <em>RetroQuest. </em>That&#8217;s when it became <em>RetroQuest: Sword &amp; Power Fantasy Roleplaying. </em>But, the more I injected that vibe into the game, the more I <em>wanted to inject more. </em>So, I did. Each PC having a theme song. Epic Wizardry, The Draconis Maximus. Arcane Paradox and Arcanus Maximus. Magic items like the Techno-Sword, Holo-Cloak, Flybite, and Ultra-Helm. Monsters like Hoglins and Temporal Barbarians. By the time I was satisfied, the game wasn&#8217;t really a trip down memory lane like the name &#8220;RetroQuest&#8221; implies. The name <em>Blades of Power</em> sounds like a line of muscle-bound action figures with an accompanying cartoon. The &#8220;Synth and Sorcery&#8221; part came about for several reasons. Alliteration is memorable. And I recalled that during much of the writing I was listening to ambient synth music or synthwave and power metal artists. Music itself had become infused in the vibe of the game. Plus, the word &#8220;Synth&#8221; has such an 80s vibe to it. It was a single word, heck a single syllable, that spoke volumes about what the game is.</p><p><strong>Matt:</strong> One of the rules of the game that you have discussed in your newsletter is the Theme Song. Can you describe how that works and why it seemed important for Blades of Power characters to have a theme song?</p><p><strong>James:</strong> It&#8217;s really simple. You imagine your character doing something badass. It can be anything you think is really cool. Now, what song is playing behind that scene? That&#8217;s your character&#8217;s Theme song. One of the biggest problems I see in tabletop RPGs - especially with new gamers and in OSR games - is players coming up with a backstory for their character. Either they find it to be awkward, or in the case of traditionally lethal OSR games, they don&#8217;t feel the need to bother. But a Theme Song isn&#8217;t a background. Music, you see, is magic.You can hear a song and just &#8220;get it.&#8221; When Freddie Mercury sings &#8220;Don&#8217;t Stop Me Now&#8221; you know EXACTLY who that singer is and what they&#8217;re expressing. You know how they&#8217;d act, what they&#8217;d do. You get their vibe. Backstory doesn&#8217;t matter. In a roleplaying game context, you know how to roleplay that character. It works for instrumental music too and in those cases, is called a leitmotif. When you hear The Imperial March, you know exactly who Darth Vader is and what he does - before he ever says a word or does a thing. The magic of music is that its shorthand for human identity and the actions that define that identity. I simply incorporated as a shortcut to roleplay.</p><p><em><strong>Matt:</strong> In your previous Wizard Van game, you had a section for &#8220;Kick Ass Music &amp; Awesome Album Covers.&#8221; Do you have a similar list of music that inspired Blades of Power?</em></p><p><strong>James:</strong> Oh hell yes. There&#8217;s an entire appendix of inspirations. Vibes are so important in roleplaying games. It&#8217;s not just about what you do, but about how you do it and the context in which those actions are done. This includes animated cartoons (obviously), films, books, and music. A lot of it is music I listened to while writing the game. In addition to a lot of synthwave and metal ambient mash-ups found on YouTube that I listened to while writing the game, there was a lot of power metal: Angus McSixx, Dragonforce, Sabaton, and Windrose in particular. But there&#8217;s plenty of classic metal and hard rock in there too - stuff like Dio and Led Zeppelin. There&#8217;s also bombastic opera rock in there like Bonnie Tyler and Meatloaf. But, if there is a single album or soundtrack that had the most influence on <em>Blades of Power</em> it would be the soundtrack to the 1986 film <em>Transformers: The Movie.</em> The mixture of hair metal, Stan Bush&#8217;s ridiculous and awesomely earnest <em>Dare </em>and <em>The Touch</em>, and Vince Di Cola&#8217;s synth score perfectly encapsulate the vibe I feel most suits <em>Blades of Power.</em></p><p><em><strong>Matt:</strong> What is your origin story for listening to music and playing TTRPGs? Have you always seen a connection between the two?</em></p><p><strong>James:</strong> Solitude. I spent a lot of time listening to music while reading RPG books. Way more than I did actively playing them. This music was the soundtrack to the adventure promised by these games that played out in my mind with every character I made but never played, every monster I imagined defeating, every ruin I dared to conquer in my mind. RPGs are inherently musical in nature, because they&#8217;re inherently theatrical. I talk about theatricality and actively compare running roleplaying games to being at a rock concern in a <a href="https://jamesmspahn.substack.com/p/the-spahn-doctrine">post on my Substack entitled &#8220;The Spahn Doctrine.</a>&#8221;</p><p><em><strong>Matt:</strong> At Critical Hit Parader, we have a concept of an Appendix LP: a list of inspirational and educational listening that influence and enhance tabletop roleplaying. What bands/artists would be on your all-time personal Appendix LP?</em></p><p><strong>James:</strong> If we&#8217;re talking across all genres, my curated list would include (but is not limited to): the score of the <em>Star Wars</em> films (particularly Episodes III, IV, V, and VI), the <em>Transformers: The Movie </em>soundtrack, Angus McSixx&#8217;s album <em>Master of the Universe</em>, Nightwish&#8217;s Silmarillion concept album <em>Nightfall in Middle-Earth,The Cover-Up </em>by The Proto-Men (a soundtrack for a film that doesn&#8217;t actually exist), Fellowship&#8217;s album <em>The Saberlight Chronicles</em>, Age of Exile&#8217;s album <em>Trial of the Sword</em>, Scandroid&#8217;s self-titled album, and pretty much anything by <em>The Lonely Mountain Band</em>. And as far as a single song that sums up my philosophy as a GM, that&#8217;d be <em>The Greatest Show </em>from the 2017 musical film <em>The Greatest Showman.</em></p><div><hr></div><p>Pledge your support for <em>Blades of Power: Synth &amp; Sorcery Roleplaying</em> <a href="https://substack.com/@jamesmspahn/p-200312480">here</a>.</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><h2>Performance Check: Music for Your RPGs</h2><p>If you enjoy playing music to enhance the roleplaying experience at your table, you might be interested in another project that is crowdfunding now. <em>Performance Check</em> is a series of &#8220;soundtracks for TTRPGs that everyone can use at their tables, streams, or jam to while writing or prepping games.&#8221; </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ko_N!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F263f0b91-598d-4320-9700-7bd9fa56efeb_754x232.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ko_N!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F263f0b91-598d-4320-9700-7bd9fa56efeb_754x232.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ko_N!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F263f0b91-598d-4320-9700-7bd9fa56efeb_754x232.png 848w, 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data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/263f0b91-598d-4320-9700-7bd9fa56efeb_754x232.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:232,&quot;width&quot;:754,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:405926,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The Performance Check crowdfunding campaign image depicting the Performance Check logo and an illustration of a female fantasy character.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/200812094?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F263f0b91-598d-4320-9700-7bd9fa56efeb_754x232.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="The Performance Check crowdfunding campaign image depicting the Performance Check logo and an illustration of a female fantasy character." title="The Performance Check crowdfunding campaign image depicting the Performance Check logo and an illustration of a female fantasy character." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ko_N!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F263f0b91-598d-4320-9700-7bd9fa56efeb_754x232.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ko_N!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F263f0b91-598d-4320-9700-7bd9fa56efeb_754x232.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ko_N!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F263f0b91-598d-4320-9700-7bd9fa56efeb_754x232.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ko_N!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F263f0b91-598d-4320-9700-7bd9fa56efeb_754x232.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption"></figcaption></figure></div><p>Each track is royalty free (and AI free!) and has a different theme, such as High Fantasy, Science Fantasy, Horror/Corruption, and Science Fiction.</p><p>Listen to sample tracks and pledge your support from the <em><a href="https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/nat19/performance-check-soundtracks-to-roll-dice-to">Performance Check</a></em><a href="https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/nat19/performance-check-soundtracks-to-roll-dice-to"> campaign page</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[New Zealand Music: Visions of Dungeon & Dragon (sic)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Earth Tongue, Mermaidens, & Dragon]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/new-zealand-music-visions-of-dungeon</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/new-zealand-music-visions-of-dungeon</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2026 13:01:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6tbF!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7d49d5bb-6846-46a2-b734-2b3d02440981_1200x1200.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because of its diverse and breathtaking geography, New Zealand has been a favorite shooting location for fantasy filmmakers. Examples include <em>The Lord of the Rings</em> trilogy, <em>The Hobbit</em> &#8220;trilogy,&#8221; <em>The Chronicles of Narnia</em> movies, and the <em>Legend of the Seeker</em> television series.</p><p>Today, let&#8217;s dig into New Zealand bands with connections to fantasy. First up is Earth Tongue. Earlier this year, the heavy psych rock band released an album called <em>Dungeon Vision</em> that is inspired by the fantasy movie genre. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6tbF!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7d49d5bb-6846-46a2-b734-2b3d02440981_1200x1200.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6tbF!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7d49d5bb-6846-46a2-b734-2b3d02440981_1200x1200.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6tbF!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7d49d5bb-6846-46a2-b734-2b3d02440981_1200x1200.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6tbF!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7d49d5bb-6846-46a2-b734-2b3d02440981_1200x1200.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6tbF!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7d49d5bb-6846-46a2-b734-2b3d02440981_1200x1200.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6tbF!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7d49d5bb-6846-46a2-b734-2b3d02440981_1200x1200.jpeg" width="540" height="540" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/7d49d5bb-6846-46a2-b734-2b3d02440981_1200x1200.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1200,&quot;width&quot;:1200,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:540,&quot;bytes&quot;:243272,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The album cover for \&quot;Dungeon Vision\&quot; by Earth Tongue with artwork is by Lily Paris West. It is a colorful somewhat abstract depiction of a castle with green vines on the ground, and horned, winged figure above, in front of sun and clouds.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/200182674?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7d49d5bb-6846-46a2-b734-2b3d02440981_1200x1200.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="The album cover for &quot;Dungeon Vision&quot; by Earth Tongue with artwork is by Lily Paris West. It is a colorful somewhat abstract depiction of a castle with green vines on the ground, and horned, winged figure above, in front of sun and clouds." title="The album cover for &quot;Dungeon Vision&quot; by Earth Tongue with artwork is by Lily Paris West. It is a colorful somewhat abstract depiction of a castle with green vines on the ground, and horned, winged figure above, in front of sun and clouds." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6tbF!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7d49d5bb-6846-46a2-b734-2b3d02440981_1200x1200.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6tbF!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7d49d5bb-6846-46a2-b734-2b3d02440981_1200x1200.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6tbF!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7d49d5bb-6846-46a2-b734-2b3d02440981_1200x1200.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6tbF!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7d49d5bb-6846-46a2-b734-2b3d02440981_1200x1200.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>This is not the first time the band has focused on a movie genre as explained in this <em><a href="https://www.loudersound.com/bands-artists/earth-tongue-dungeon-vision-interview">Louder Sound</a></em><a href="https://www.loudersound.com/bands-artists/earth-tongue-dungeon-vision-interview"> article</a>:  </p><div class="pullquote"><p>They have also made three albums, each based on a different movie genre: 2019&#8217;s <em>Floating Being</em> (sci-fi), 2024&#8217;s <em>Great Haunting</em> (horror) and this year&#8217;s <em>Dungeon Vision</em> (fantasy).</p></div><p>Watch the official video for the title track featuring dungeon-themed miniatures and painted backdrops:</p><div id="youtube2-jGVcw-fQeik" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;jGVcw-fQeik&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/jGVcw-fQeik?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>Preview the full album and purchase a download copy from the the <a href="https://earthtongue.bandcamp.com/album/dungeon-vision">Earth Tongue Bandcamp page</a>. </p><p>The <em>Dungeon Vision</em> album cover artwork is by <a href="https://www.lilypariswest.com/">Lily Paris West</a>. West is a musician herself, playing bass and providing vocals for New Zealand&#8217;s <a href="https://mermaidens.co.nz/">Mermaidens</a>. As explained in this <em><a href="https://au.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/mermaidens-fourth-album-interview-52341/">Rolling Stone Australia</a></em><a href="https://au.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/mermaidens-fourth-album-interview-52341/"> article</a>, the indie rock trio&#8217;s sound brings together &#8220;touches of indie, emo, alternative rock, and psychedelia.&#8221; I dig their unusual vocal melodies and harmonies.</p><p>Mermaidens have said they have a &#8220;love for pushing the boundaries of audio-visual creativity,&#8221; which they demonstrate in their trippy, sci-fi video for &#8220;Sour Lips&#8221;:</p><div id="youtube2-tXqilbMRXEg" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;tXqilbMRXEg&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/tXqilbMRXEg?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>The band discovers the key to guitar playing in an unlikely place in the humorous video to &#8220;I like to be alone&#8221;:</p><div id="youtube2-yw7OZQ7vzY8" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;yw7OZQ7vzY8&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/yw7OZQ7vzY8?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>Check out Mermaidens full discography from their <a href="https://mermaidens.bandcamp.com/music">Bandcamp pag</a>e.</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><p>We started our adventure with visions of a dungeon, so let&#8217;s end it with Dragon. The band Dragon was formed in New Zealand in the early &#8216;70s, and they were inducted into The New Zealand Music Hall of Fame in 2011. They achieved international success, especially in Australia. Dragon showcased catchy hooks with distinctive vocals from the late Marc Hunter. Their sound at times incorporated prog rock and new wave elements. </p><p>My favorite Dragon tune is &#8220;Rain&#8221; from their 1984 album <em>Body and the Beat</em>:</p><div id="youtube2-WuSCiJofGhk" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;WuSCiJofGhk&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/WuSCiJofGhk?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>I also have to point out that they have had some most excellent band logos:</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!L2xz!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F92b1707c-c4dd-4291-bef0-085552dd0791_160x160.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!L2xz!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F92b1707c-c4dd-4291-bef0-085552dd0791_160x160.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!L2xz!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F92b1707c-c4dd-4291-bef0-085552dd0791_160x160.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!L2xz!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F92b1707c-c4dd-4291-bef0-085552dd0791_160x160.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!L2xz!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F92b1707c-c4dd-4291-bef0-085552dd0791_160x160.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!L2xz!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F92b1707c-c4dd-4291-bef0-085552dd0791_160x160.png" width="160" height="160" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/92b1707c-c4dd-4291-bef0-085552dd0791_160x160.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:160,&quot;width&quot;:160,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:55264,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;A Dragon band logo with the words \&quot;Est. 1973.\&quot; It has the Dragon wordmark on top of a picture of a dragon. Primary colors are black and gold.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/200182674?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F92b1707c-c4dd-4291-bef0-085552dd0791_160x160.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="A Dragon band logo with the words &quot;Est. 1973.&quot; It has the Dragon wordmark on top of a picture of a dragon. Primary colors are black and gold." title="A Dragon band logo with the words &quot;Est. 1973.&quot; It has the Dragon wordmark on top of a picture of a dragon. Primary colors are black and gold." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!L2xz!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F92b1707c-c4dd-4291-bef0-085552dd0791_160x160.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!L2xz!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F92b1707c-c4dd-4291-bef0-085552dd0791_160x160.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!L2xz!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F92b1707c-c4dd-4291-bef0-085552dd0791_160x160.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!L2xz!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F92b1707c-c4dd-4291-bef0-085552dd0791_160x160.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Disappointingly, rather than being inspired by fantasy stories or the most popular roleplaying game, the band allegedly took the name Dragon from a consultation with the I Ching. That said, the lyrics from their song &#8220;April Sun in Cuba&#8221; might refer to a dice rolling result&#8230; </p><div id="youtube2-BHFFuukk9Y8" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;BHFFuukk9Y8&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/BHFFuukk9Y8?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>&#8230;and I can&#8217;t be the only one who thinks of <a href="https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/2149-hunters-mark">Hunter&#8217;s Mark</a> in conjunction with the name of Dragon vocalist Marc Hunter.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bruce Dickinson: Wargamer]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plus The Acid Helps, Jean-Michel Jarre, & Legend of the Seagullmen]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/bruce-dickinson-wargamer</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/bruce-dickinson-wargamer</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 13:00:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qfmZ!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcb84367e-b15c-46a8-9920-b50f01a53523_1194x1649.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Earlier this month, I had a Critical Hit Parader booth at Dungeon Con in Fort Wayne, Indiana. My family and I were selling music zines and a preview version of my upcoming <em>Battle of the Bands</em> game. </p><p>We also had a suggestion box where people could nominate the musicians and songs that influence their tabletop roleplaying. Included among the nominees were bands you would expect (e.g., Iron Maiden, Manowar, Dio, Castle Rat, Led Zeppelin) and some you would not (Minor Threat - thanks, Gabriel!). </p><p>My favorite part was getting music suggestions that were completely new to me. I&#8217;m excited to share two of these in case they are new to you as well&#8230;</p><h2>&#8220;This Thing Will Not Die&#8221; by The Acid Helps</h2><p>The Acid Helps is (was?) a Los Angeles band that <em><a href="https://www.revolvermag.com/music/acid-helps-hear-tool-approved-bands-unhinged-new-song-sink-pisser/">Revolver</a></em> described as having a &#8220;fun-loving blend of chunky stoner rock, heavy grunge and noisy alt-metal.&#8221; Their <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@theacidhelps1170/featured">YouTube channel</a> provided the band&#8217;s primary influences:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Their sound has been influenced by, and compared to bands like the smalls, Led Zeppelin, The Jesus Lizard, Black Sabbath, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Queens of the Stone Age, The Beatles, Graveyard, Uncle Acid &amp; The Deadbeats, and Witchcraft.</p></div><p>They got some recognition several years ago when they landed the opening band slot on a Tool tour, however, they appear to have released only two songs. Check out the trippy, groovy, and progressive &#8220;This Thing Will Not Die&#8221;:</p><div id="youtube2-ZrkjpZtLzUQ" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;ZrkjpZtLzUQ&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ZrkjpZtLzUQ?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>Guitarist/singer Tim Dawson was also involved as an engineer and guitarist on the Legend of The Seagullmen progressive super-group project. As explained on their Bandcamp page, '&#8220;Legend of the Seagullmen is a genre destroying super-group crafting conceptual rock 'n' roll hymns of epic proportions.&#8221; The band included Danny Carey (Tool) on drums and the late Brent Hinds (Mastodon) on guitar. The band created nautical characters for each member and performed in costume on stage. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!PyGH!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5011c917-b079-4cf0-b900-d290450546a5_3444x1700.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!PyGH!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5011c917-b079-4cf0-b900-d290450546a5_3444x1700.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!PyGH!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5011c917-b079-4cf0-b900-d290450546a5_3444x1700.jpeg 848w, 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data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5011c917-b079-4cf0-b900-d290450546a5_3444x1700.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:719,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:2988487,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;An image showing the members of Legend of the Seagullmen dressed in various nautical-themed costumes.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/199105310?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5011c917-b079-4cf0-b900-d290450546a5_3444x1700.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="An image showing the members of Legend of the Seagullmen dressed in various nautical-themed costumes." title="An image showing the members of Legend of the Seagullmen dressed in various nautical-themed costumes." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!PyGH!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5011c917-b079-4cf0-b900-d290450546a5_3444x1700.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!PyGH!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5011c917-b079-4cf0-b900-d290450546a5_3444x1700.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!PyGH!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5011c917-b079-4cf0-b900-d290450546a5_3444x1700.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!PyGH!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5011c917-b079-4cf0-b900-d290450546a5_3444x1700.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 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album&quot;,&quot;thumbnail_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/d0e327ee-96eb-4a11-8615-8f29664da0ad_700x700.jpeg&quot;,&quot;author&quot;:&quot;Legend of the Seagullmen&quot;,&quot;embed_url&quot;:&quot;https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/album=2500661781/size=large/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=333333/artwork=small/transparent=true/&quot;,&quot;is_album&quot;:true}" data-component-name="BandcampToDOM"><iframe src="https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/album=2500661781/size=large/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=333333/artwork=small/transparent=true/" frameborder="0" gesture="media" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><h2>Jean-Michel Jarre - <em>Revolutions</em></h2><p>I&#8217;m exposing my electronic music ignorance when I admit that<a href="https://jeanmicheljarre.com/"> Jean-Michel Jarre</a> is a new-to-me artist. He is considered a legendary musical pioneer, and his 1976 album <em>Oxyg&#232;ne</em> sold over 18 million copies. </p><p>The nomination we received at Dungeon Con was for his 1988 album <em>Revolutions</em>. Listen to the title track here to inspire your next retro-cyber adventure:</p><div id="youtube2-w94lmvHoUNQ" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;w94lmvHoUNQ&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/w94lmvHoUNQ?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>Science fiction fans might also appreciate that Jean-Michel Jarre created the soundtrack to <em>Captain Blood</em>, a French video game. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KbAb!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3c61f378-511c-42cc-9b31-102ab4444ba9_640x512.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KbAb!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3c61f378-511c-42cc-9b31-102ab4444ba9_640x512.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KbAb!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3c61f378-511c-42cc-9b31-102ab4444ba9_640x512.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KbAb!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3c61f378-511c-42cc-9b31-102ab4444ba9_640x512.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KbAb!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3c61f378-511c-42cc-9b31-102ab4444ba9_640x512.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KbAb!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3c61f378-511c-42cc-9b31-102ab4444ba9_640x512.png" width="640" height="512" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/3c61f378-511c-42cc-9b31-102ab4444ba9_640x512.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:512,&quot;width&quot;:640,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:5246,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;A screenshot of the credits for the video game Captain Blood.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/199105310?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3c61f378-511c-42cc-9b31-102ab4444ba9_640x512.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="A screenshot of the credits for the video game Captain Blood." title="A screenshot of the credits for the video game Captain Blood." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KbAb!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3c61f378-511c-42cc-9b31-102ab4444ba9_640x512.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KbAb!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3c61f378-511c-42cc-9b31-102ab4444ba9_640x512.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KbAb!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3c61f378-511c-42cc-9b31-102ab4444ba9_640x512.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KbAb!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3c61f378-511c-42cc-9b31-102ab4444ba9_640x512.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" 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x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>You can here some of the soundtrack music at the following:</p><div id="youtube2-aHMzH__LXjE" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;aHMzH__LXjE&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/aHMzH__LXjE?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>Jarre&#8217;s appropriateness for video game music transcended gaming generations, as &#8220;Oxyg&#232;ne Pt. 4&#8221; was used for the Grand Theft Auto IV soundtrack:</p><div id="youtube2-6RKQVDAwr7o" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;6RKQVDAwr7o&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/6RKQVDAwr7o?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><h2>Bruce Dickinson Wargamer</h2><p>Iron Maiden was tied for the most frequently mentioned band in our poll of gamers at Dungeon Con. I summarized the band&#8217;s appeal in the initial <em>Critical Hit Parader</em> zine:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Iron Maiden - The album cover artwork by Derek Riggs would elevate any bestiary, and their catalog is full of RPG flavor. A few personal faves to play at the table include &#8220;Prodigal Son,&#8221; &#8220;Still Life,&#8221; &#8220;Moonchild,&#8221; and &#8220;Fear of the Dark.</p></div><p>Iron Maiden vocalist Bruce Dickison had much in common with the early inventors and players of Dungeons &amp; Dragons and other tabletop roleplaying games. He read fantasy literature, played tabletop war games, and painted miniatures. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qfmZ!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcb84367e-b15c-46a8-9920-b50f01a53523_1194x1649.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qfmZ!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcb84367e-b15c-46a8-9920-b50f01a53523_1194x1649.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qfmZ!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcb84367e-b15c-46a8-9920-b50f01a53523_1194x1649.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qfmZ!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcb84367e-b15c-46a8-9920-b50f01a53523_1194x1649.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qfmZ!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcb84367e-b15c-46a8-9920-b50f01a53523_1194x1649.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qfmZ!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcb84367e-b15c-46a8-9920-b50f01a53523_1194x1649.jpeg" width="486" height="671.2010050251256" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/cb84367e-b15c-46a8-9920-b50f01a53523_1194x1649.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1649,&quot;width&quot;:1194,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:486,&quot;bytes&quot;:740068,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;A photo of the book What Does This Button Do: Bruce Dickinson an Autobiography. 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A white Critical Hit Parader guitar picks waits patiently like a duelist on top of the book." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qfmZ!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcb84367e-b15c-46a8-9920-b50f01a53523_1194x1649.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qfmZ!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcb84367e-b15c-46a8-9920-b50f01a53523_1194x1649.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qfmZ!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcb84367e-b15c-46a8-9920-b50f01a53523_1194x1649.jpeg 1272w, 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11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>So, let&#8217;s close this newsletter with a couple of illustrative quotes from Bruce&#8217;s autobiography <em>What Does This Button Do?</em>&#8230;</p><div class="pullquote"><p>&#8220;I read The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings when I was 12.&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;I had discovered wargaming, and my evenings were spent researching the accuracy of the Brown Bess musket and the tactics of the infantry square, and painting my white-medal Scots Highlanders, shortly to be unleashed on an unsuspecting Napoleon.&#8221;</p></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!t2q2!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F666c1d87-2a81-47cc-9735-51c8cd0e0370_1160x1958.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!t2q2!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F666c1d87-2a81-47cc-9735-51c8cd0e0370_1160x1958.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!t2q2!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F666c1d87-2a81-47cc-9735-51c8cd0e0370_1160x1958.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!t2q2!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F666c1d87-2a81-47cc-9735-51c8cd0e0370_1160x1958.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!t2q2!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F666c1d87-2a81-47cc-9735-51c8cd0e0370_1160x1958.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!t2q2!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F666c1d87-2a81-47cc-9735-51c8cd0e0370_1160x1958.jpeg" width="482" height="813.5827586206897" 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On has him wearing an eyepatch and wielding a cutlass. The other shows him competing in a fencing competition.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/199105310?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F666c1d87-2a81-47cc-9735-51c8cd0e0370_1160x1958.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="A page from the Bruce Dickinson autobiography showning two photos of Bruce. On has him wearing an eyepatch and wielding a cutlass. The other shows him competing in a fencing competition." title="A page from the Bruce Dickinson autobiography showning two photos of Bruce. On has him wearing an eyepatch and wielding a cutlass. The other shows him competing in a fencing competition." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!t2q2!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F666c1d87-2a81-47cc-9735-51c8cd0e0370_1160x1958.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!t2q2!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F666c1d87-2a81-47cc-9735-51c8cd0e0370_1160x1958.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!t2q2!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F666c1d87-2a81-47cc-9735-51c8cd0e0370_1160x1958.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!t2q2!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F666c1d87-2a81-47cc-9735-51c8cd0e0370_1160x1958.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Bruce Bruce, pirate cosplayer &amp; genuine duellist</figcaption></figure></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Richard Corben, Heavy Metal, & Meatloaf]]></title><description><![CDATA[Who Plays D&D? Gozer/GOZU/Gozr]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/richard-corben-heavy-metal-and-meatloaf</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/richard-corben-heavy-metal-and-meatloaf</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 13:00:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!F1A2!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9640b01f-4d26-4314-95d6-89122460555e_600x600.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve had two heavy bands with similar names in heavy rotation the past few weeks. First, the Albany, NY band Gozer are a &#8220;fantasy rock&#8221; band with a Ghostbusters-inspired name and tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGs) in their DNA . An <a href="https://www.dailygazette.com/thespot518/music/upstate_beat/gozer-opens-the-portal-to-fantasy-rock----upstate-beat/article_551a61bf-bbf9-44eb-8632-8fba3ebbf838.html">interview in </a><em><a href="https://www.dailygazette.com/thespot518/music/upstate_beat/gozer-opens-the-portal-to-fantasy-rock----upstate-beat/article_551a61bf-bbf9-44eb-8632-8fba3ebbf838.html">The Spot 518</a></em> has details:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Singer Jackson Tollerton grew up on comic books, the &#8220;Lord of the Rings&#8221; trilogy and the fantasy role-playing game Dungeons &amp; Dragons. His father introduced him to that world in childhood, and Tollerton stepped through the portal all the way in.</p><p>&#8220;Aside from music, it&#8217;s pretty much been my life and my favorite pastime,&#8221; Tollerton said of D&amp;D. &#8220;I&#8217;ve been playing it since I was 10. I&#8217;ve been running my own games for several years. I just love that kind of stuff and it comes out in my writing.&#8221;</p></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aBhA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb198954a-1b30-4b88-8cbd-536127ea221c_1200x1200.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aBhA!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb198954a-1b30-4b88-8cbd-536127ea221c_1200x1200.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aBhA!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb198954a-1b30-4b88-8cbd-536127ea221c_1200x1200.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aBhA!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb198954a-1b30-4b88-8cbd-536127ea221c_1200x1200.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aBhA!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb198954a-1b30-4b88-8cbd-536127ea221c_1200x1200.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aBhA!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb198954a-1b30-4b88-8cbd-536127ea221c_1200x1200.jpeg" width="582" height="582" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/b198954a-1b30-4b88-8cbd-536127ea221c_1200x1200.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1200,&quot;width&quot;:1200,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:582,&quot;bytes&quot;:221765,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The Gozer logo in purple font against a black background. 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Beneath is a staff wielding, hat wearing bearded wizard walking among mountains and skulls." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aBhA!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb198954a-1b30-4b88-8cbd-536127ea221c_1200x1200.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aBhA!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb198954a-1b30-4b88-8cbd-536127ea221c_1200x1200.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aBhA!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb198954a-1b30-4b88-8cbd-536127ea221c_1200x1200.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aBhA!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb198954a-1b30-4b88-8cbd-536127ea221c_1200x1200.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Tollerton explained the parallels between being an RPG game master and a songwriter:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Dungeons &amp; Dragons, he said, is part storytelling, part board game and part collective imagination. As a dungeon master, Tollerton creates his own worlds, plots, monsters and characters, then lets other players help shape the story as it unfolds.</p><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s kind of like writing your own version of &#8216;Lord of the Rings,&#8217; but making it your own,&#8221; he said. &#8220;People throw in their own dialogue along the way.&#8221;</p><p>That collaborative spirit carries over into Gozer&#8217;s songwriting. Tollerton writes the lyrics and vocal melodies, while the band works together on the music. The fantasy elements give him a rich supply of images and characters, while the music corresponds with how the stories unfold.</p><p>&#8220;A dark chord here &#8230; maybe signals a dark point for the person involved,&#8221; he said.</p></div><p>Earlier this year, they released a song called &#8220;Time Walk,&#8221; which tells the tale of Wyndol the wizard as he wanders the multiverse searching for the power to live forever, and the woes that befall him on the journey. Listen to the tune here:</p><div class="bandcamp-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://gozer4.bandcamp.com/track/time-walk&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Time Walk, by Gozer&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;track by Gozer&quot;,&quot;thumbnail_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/b4645c1a-55ea-4dc1-9478-fe99c8b2d099_700x700.jpeg&quot;,&quot;author&quot;:&quot;Gozer&quot;,&quot;embed_url&quot;:&quot;https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/size=large/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=333333/tracklist=false/artwork=small/track=4020252259/transparent=true/&quot;,&quot;is_album&quot;:false}" data-component-name="BandcampToDOM"><iframe src="https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/size=large/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=333333/tracklist=false/artwork=small/track=4020252259/transparent=true/" frameborder="0" gesture="media" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></div><p>Tollerton further explains the character&#8217;s motives: </p><div class="pullquote"><p>&#8220;He doesn&#8217;t want to die,&#8221; Tollerton said. &#8220;I feel everybody tries to be immortal at some point, you know, and has to come to terms with it. I like keeping in touch with the young fascination and fun of fantasy, but bringing in the real-world weight to it.&#8221;</p></div><p>The band&#8217;s credits Black Sabbath and The Sword as influences. If those are your jam (they&#8217;re certainly mine), I encourage you to follow the <a href="https://gozer4.bandcamp.com/">Gozer Bandcamp page</a>. </p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><div><hr></div><p>Next, Boston stoner/fuzz band GOZU released their sixth album this week, and it&#8217;s a banger. They continue with their <a href="https://www.gozubandboston.com/about">self-described attributes</a> of virtues of  &#8220;massive groove with undeniable melody.&#8221;</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KOKd!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F70ad8ed9-8879-4071-9bd4-229a960b3af3_1200x1200.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KOKd!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F70ad8ed9-8879-4071-9bd4-229a960b3af3_1200x1200.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KOKd!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F70ad8ed9-8879-4071-9bd4-229a960b3af3_1200x1200.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KOKd!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F70ad8ed9-8879-4071-9bd4-229a960b3af3_1200x1200.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KOKd!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F70ad8ed9-8879-4071-9bd4-229a960b3af3_1200x1200.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KOKd!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F70ad8ed9-8879-4071-9bd4-229a960b3af3_1200x1200.jpeg" width="588" height="588" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/70ad8ed9-8879-4071-9bd4-229a960b3af3_1200x1200.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1200,&quot;width&quot;:1200,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:588,&quot;bytes&quot;:662005,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;Album cover for GOZU VI, described as follows by Drew Osborne in Front of the Stage Magazine as \&quot;a colossal ox-skull deity &#8212; Gozu of Japanese Buddhist mythology, guardian of hell &#8212; rises from decorative golden clouds, its massive curved horns split through with arterial red. 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But the song titles are disconnected from any of the lyrical content and instead expose the band&#8217;s cultural touchstones and appreciation for the squared circle. Song names include &#8220;Corinthian Leatherface,&#8221; &#8220;Midnight Express,&#8221; and &#8220;Killer Khan.&#8221; This is a tradition for the band, as previous albums included songs called &#8220;Tom Cruise Control,&#8221; &#8220;Joe Don Baker,&#8221; &#8220;The Magnificient Muraco,&#8221; and &#8220;The People vs. Mr. T.&#8221;</p><p>The band has <a href="https://blacklightmediarecords.com/gozu/">cited diverse influences</a> on the album, including Queens of the Stone Age, Iron Maiden, Queen, Motown, Jellyfish, Marshall Tucker Band, The Allman Brothers, and Pete Townshend.</p><p>Watch the official video for the song &#8220;Banacek&#8221; here:</p><div id="youtube2-afvT8vBYzC8" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;afvT8vBYzC8&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/afvT8vBYzC8?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p> You might think that a band with such impeccable pop culture taste and artistic sensibilities had perhaps rolled funny looking dice in the basement at some point. I&#8217;m sorry to report, that no, they have not played Dungeons &amp; Dragons. I don&#8217;t just mean that I could find no evidence of them playing D&amp;D. GOZU have come right out and said it. Here&#8217;s a quote from vocalist/guitarist Marc &#8220;Gaff&#8221; Gaffney from an <em><a href="https://invictamag.com/interview-gozu/">Invicta Magazine</a></em> interview:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>When I am writing, I write about things I know and feel. I cannot write about muscle cars, swords or dragons, as I have never owned a dragon, a sword or a Charger. That is an area where I would be a complete fake, as I have no idea about any of that. <strong>I have never played Dungeons and Dragons</strong> or done burn-outs. I cannot relate to that. I need to be familiar with the subjects and be honest about the lyrics or it is all a falsehood. Music is such an expressive tool, to not use it in the truest form would be a waste of time and words.</p></div><p>Don&#8217;t hold it against them. Preview and order <em>VI</em> by GOZU from the band&#8217;s Bandcamp page:</p><div class="bandcamp-wrap album" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://gozu.bandcamp.com/album/gozu-vi&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Gozu VI, by GOZU&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;8 track album&quot;,&quot;thumbnail_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/b9a2ff41-9975-441d-9817-6f586ff17476_700x700.jpeg&quot;,&quot;author&quot;:&quot;GOZU&quot;,&quot;embed_url&quot;:&quot;https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/album=2560031147/size=large/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=333333/artwork=small/transparent=true/&quot;,&quot;is_album&quot;:true}" data-component-name="BandcampToDOM"><iframe src="https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/album=2560031147/size=large/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=333333/artwork=small/transparent=true/" frameborder="0" gesture="media" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></div><div><hr></div><p>Neither GOZU not Gozer should be confused with <em><a href="https://www.jvwest.art/gozr">Gozr</a></em>, the sci-fantasy tabletop roleplaying game (TTRPG). Created by artist/game designer <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/jvwest.bsky.social">J.V. West</a>, Gozr is both a game and a work of art. Each page is illustrated and hand-lettered in West&#8217;s distinctive style. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ek4k!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F42cbbeb2-c4a7-4522-b6a0-4227c29c68db_800x1222.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ek4k!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F42cbbeb2-c4a7-4522-b6a0-4227c29c68db_800x1222.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ek4k!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F42cbbeb2-c4a7-4522-b6a0-4227c29c68db_800x1222.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ek4k!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F42cbbeb2-c4a7-4522-b6a0-4227c29c68db_800x1222.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ek4k!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F42cbbeb2-c4a7-4522-b6a0-4227c29c68db_800x1222.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ek4k!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F42cbbeb2-c4a7-4522-b6a0-4227c29c68db_800x1222.jpeg" width="550" height="840.125" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/42cbbeb2-c4a7-4522-b6a0-4227c29c68db_800x1222.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1222,&quot;width&quot;:800,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:550,&quot;bytes&quot;:265803,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The cover of the Gozr TTRPG, with a colorful cartoon illustration by J.V. West depicting several armed \&quot;Warty, hairy, dirty, ugly, flute-eared Gooz.\&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/198189425?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F42cbbeb2-c4a7-4522-b6a0-4227c29c68db_800x1222.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="The cover of the Gozr TTRPG, with a colorful cartoon illustration by J.V. West depicting several armed &quot;Warty, hairy, dirty, ugly, flute-eared Gooz.&quot;" title="The cover of the Gozr TTRPG, with a colorful cartoon illustration by J.V. West depicting several armed &quot;Warty, hairy, dirty, ugly, flute-eared Gooz.&quot;" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ek4k!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F42cbbeb2-c4a7-4522-b6a0-4227c29c68db_800x1222.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ek4k!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F42cbbeb2-c4a7-4522-b6a0-4227c29c68db_800x1222.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ek4k!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F42cbbeb2-c4a7-4522-b6a0-4227c29c68db_800x1222.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ek4k!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F42cbbeb2-c4a7-4522-b6a0-4227c29c68db_800x1222.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption"></figcaption></figure></div><p>According to West, the game is inspired by <em>Heavy Metal</em> magazine, &#8220;especially the work of the late Richard Corben, as well as many other sci-fantasy books and movies.&#8221; Corben was the creator of the classic Den character who was featured in many issues of <em>Heavy Metal</em>. In the <em>Heavy Metal</em> animated movie, Den was voiced by John Candy. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!oNbe!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc674dba3-d6f5-4a03-9cf4-e54d3dacf2be_1280x720.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!oNbe!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc674dba3-d6f5-4a03-9cf4-e54d3dacf2be_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!oNbe!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc674dba3-d6f5-4a03-9cf4-e54d3dacf2be_1280x720.png 848w, 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movie Heavy Metal depicting a bald, muscular barely dressed Den of Earth being escorted by two goblin looking guards." title="Image from the animated movie Heavy Metal depicting a bald, muscular barely dressed Den of Earth being escorted by two goblin looking guards." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!oNbe!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc674dba3-d6f5-4a03-9cf4-e54d3dacf2be_1280x720.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!oNbe!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc674dba3-d6f5-4a03-9cf4-e54d3dacf2be_1280x720.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!oNbe!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc674dba3-d6f5-4a03-9cf4-e54d3dacf2be_1280x720.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!oNbe!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc674dba3-d6f5-4a03-9cf4-e54d3dacf2be_1280x720.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Richard Corben also was the artist behind the Meatloaf <em>Bat out of Hell</em> album cover.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!F1A2!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9640b01f-4d26-4314-95d6-89122460555e_600x600.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!F1A2!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9640b01f-4d26-4314-95d6-89122460555e_600x600.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!F1A2!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9640b01f-4d26-4314-95d6-89122460555e_600x600.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!F1A2!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9640b01f-4d26-4314-95d6-89122460555e_600x600.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!F1A2!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9640b01f-4d26-4314-95d6-89122460555e_600x600.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!F1A2!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9640b01f-4d26-4314-95d6-89122460555e_600x600.jpeg" width="600" height="600" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/9640b01f-4d26-4314-95d6-89122460555e_600x600.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:600,&quot;width&quot;:600,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:109140,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The album cover for Meatloaf's Bat Out Of Hell album, featuring an illustration by Richard Corben. Here's a description from Print magazine: Designed by the late illustrator and comic book artist Richard Corben, the cover for Bat Out of Hell is an orgiastic ode to fantasy and sci-fi pulp paperbacks, a fever dream blown up to LP-size in hulking, Conan the Barbarian-style proportions, and a beloved piece of rock and roll iconography. 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Here's a description from Print magazine: Designed by the late illustrator and comic book artist Richard Corben, the cover for Bat Out of Hell is an orgiastic ode to fantasy and sci-fi pulp paperbacks, a fever dream blown up to LP-size in hulking, Conan the Barbarian-style proportions, and a beloved piece of rock and roll iconography. On the cover, a naked man riding a motorcycle with a horse skeleton erupts from the grounds of an apocalyptic-looking cemetery; in the background, a screeching bat sits perched atop a mausoleum." title="The album cover for Meatloaf's Bat Out Of Hell album, featuring an illustration by Richard Corben. Here's a description from Print magazine: Designed by the late illustrator and comic book artist Richard Corben, the cover for Bat Out of Hell is an orgiastic ode to fantasy and sci-fi pulp paperbacks, a fever dream blown up to LP-size in hulking, Conan the Barbarian-style proportions, and a beloved piece of rock and roll iconography. On the cover, a naked man riding a motorcycle with a horse skeleton erupts from the grounds of an apocalyptic-looking cemetery; in the background, a screeching bat sits perched atop a mausoleum." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!F1A2!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9640b01f-4d26-4314-95d6-89122460555e_600x600.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!F1A2!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9640b01f-4d26-4314-95d6-89122460555e_600x600.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!F1A2!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9640b01f-4d26-4314-95d6-89122460555e_600x600.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!F1A2!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9640b01f-4d26-4314-95d6-89122460555e_600x600.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Here&#8217;s the story behind the artwork according to a <em><a href="https://www.printmag.com/graphic-design/in-praise-of-meat-loafs-ridiculously-awesome-bat-out-of-hell-album-covers-yes-all-3-of-them/">Print</a></em><a href="https://www.printmag.com/graphic-design/in-praise-of-meat-loafs-ridiculously-awesome-bat-out-of-hell-album-covers-yes-all-3-of-them/"> magazine article</a> by Bill McCool. </p><div class="pullquote"><p>Designed by the late illustrator and comic book artist Richard Corben, the cover for <em>Bat Out of Hell</em> is an orgiastic ode to fantasy and sci-fi pulp paperbacks, a fever dream blown up to LP-size in hulking, Conan the Barbarian-style proportions, and a beloved piece of rock and roll iconography. On the cover, a naked man riding a motorcycle with a horse skeleton erupts from the grounds of an apocalyptic-looking cemetery; in the background, a screeching bat sits perched atop a mausoleum&#8230;</p><p>As the story goes, Jim Steinman caught Corben&#8217;s work in the pages of <em>Heavy Meta</em>l (or as it was called in France where the publication originated, <em>Metal Hurlant</em>) By this time, the magazine had already made its way to the states, but Corben&#8217;s work in the world of underground comix in publications like <em>Creepy</em> and <em>Eerie</em> was generating buzz for the artist, and he would eventually land gigs at DC and Marvel, in addition to starting how one comic imprint, Fantagor Press. Steinman gave his concept to Corben, and the rest was history.</p><p>In an interview with <em>Heavy Metal</em>, Jim Steinman positively gushes about the album cover. &#8220;Certain words immediately come to mind in regard to Corben&#8217;s art&#8212;heroic, majestic, multidimensional, tactile, cinematic, erotic, obsessive&#8212;but for me, most of all, his images seem not so much created as &#8216;unleashed.&#8217; They possess the muscular density and abandon of rock &#8216;n&#8217; roll as well as the formal stylization and luxuberant turbulence of opera. In Corben&#8217;s worlds, the &#8216;acoustic&#8217; has been banished&#8212;everything is gloriously amplified. Every frame seems to be born either directly before, during, or after an ecstatic moment of action&#8212;and the specific nature of the action is ultimately far less important than the explosive release it provides.&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;The sexual richness of Richard Corben&#8217;s work is overwhelming&#8212;this is a world that is endlessly horny for wonder and magic,&#8221; Steinman added for good measure.</p></div><p>Learn more about <em>Gozr</em> and find links to purchase in multiple formats from the <a href="https://www.jvwest.art/gozr">J.V. West website</a>.</p><div><hr></div><p>To summarize the distinctions between these cool, but similarly-named projects&#8230; </p><ul><li><p><strong>Gozer</strong>: Plays Heavy Metal; Plays D&amp;D</p></li><li><p><strong>GOZU</strong>: Plays Heavy Metal; Does Not Play D&amp;D</p></li><li><p><strong>Gozr</strong>: Inspired by <em>Heavy Metal</em>; Is a Descendant of D&amp;D</p></li></ul>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Elric RPGs & Songs]]></title><description><![CDATA[Blind Guardian, Cirith Ungol, Hawkwind, Diamond Head, Smoulder, Blue &#214;yster Cult]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/elric-rpgs-and-songs</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/elric-rpgs-and-songs</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 13:03:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!RXRd!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bdf40d-8049-4c1a-8950-b9e8e99cb5f1_1676x2132.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sci-fi/fantasy author Michael Moorcock is one of the patron saints of <em>Critical Hit Parader</em>. He is a genuine <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appendix_N">Appendix N</a> author who has collaborated with Blue &#214;yster Cult and Hawkwind, while also leading his own Michael Moorcock &amp; The Deep Fix music project. Moorcock&#8217;s most famous character is the doomed albino emperor, Elric. Last week marked an auspicious time for gamer fans of the character, as two tabletop roleplaying game (TTRPG) announcements were made regarding officially licensed Elric game materials. </p><p>First, <a href="https://goodman-games.com/">Goodman Games</a> announced that &#8220;<em>The Classic Era of Elric</em> will include a line of sourcebooks, adventures, maps, and additional supplements, all designed for compatibility with both <em>Fifth Edition</em> and <em>Dungeon Crawl Classics</em> role-playing game systems.&#8221; Goodman Games has done excellent RPG adaptations of other Appendix N authors (Jack Vance, Fritz Leiber), so I have high expectations for the Elric product line. Sign up at the <a href="https://www.backerkit.com/call_to_action/8ea90f7e-dc5c-4901-ba47-217b1b250e74/landing">pre-launch page</a> to be notified when this project goes live some time in 2027.</p><p>Next, <a href="https://freeleaguepublishing.com/">Free League Publishing</a> announced &#8220;<em>Legends of Stormbringer</em>, a new officially licensed<em><strong> </strong></em>tabletop roleplaying game based on the iconic fantasy works of Michael Moorcock, planned for release in 2027.&#8221; Here are some additional details from the <a href="https://us3.campaign-archive.com/?u=2dcfb24fb7c8d0fb9c2f52040&amp;id=29d69beac1">company announcement</a>:</p><div class="pullquote"><p><em>Legends of Stormbringer</em> will carry you into the Young Kingdoms &#8211; a world of dying empires, warring gods, and doomed heroes &#8211; and bring Moorcock&#8217;s richly imagined setting to the tabletop using rules mechanics based on our award-winning <em>Dragonbane </em>RPG. The game will feature the same accessible, dynamic, and deadly approach that has made <em>Dragonbane </em>one of our most celebrated titles.</p></div><p>The preliminary cover design shared by Free League Publishing for the game features the iconic <em><a href="https://www.michaelwhelan.com/galleries/stormbringer/">Stormbringer</a></em><a href="https://theartofmichaelwhelan.substack.com/p/stormbringer"> painting by Michael Whelan</a>. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!tT7T!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F944f4052-6dd7-44a7-a2af-ad3bad0c2089_929x1200.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" 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class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>The same artwork was used for Cirith Ungol&#8217;s debut album <em>Frost and Fire</em>. I&#8217;m such a fan of the painting that I bought a print of it from the <a href="https://www.michaelwhelan.com/shop/">Michael Whelan online shop</a>.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!28oI!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F59ac26f6-b66b-4463-ad37-d6b402f23e9e_1511x1583.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!28oI!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F59ac26f6-b66b-4463-ad37-d6b402f23e9e_1511x1583.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!28oI!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F59ac26f6-b66b-4463-ad37-d6b402f23e9e_1511x1583.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!28oI!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F59ac26f6-b66b-4463-ad37-d6b402f23e9e_1511x1583.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!28oI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F59ac26f6-b66b-4463-ad37-d6b402f23e9e_1511x1583.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!28oI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F59ac26f6-b66b-4463-ad37-d6b402f23e9e_1511x1583.jpeg" width="608" height="636.8131868131868" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/59ac26f6-b66b-4463-ad37-d6b402f23e9e_1511x1583.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1525,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:608,&quot;bytes&quot;:210792,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The album cover of Cirith Ungol's Forst and Fire leans up against a print of Michael Whelan's Stormbringer, which appears on the album as well. Here is a description of the art from Michael Whelan's substack: Detail from STORMBRINGER featuring Elric standing atop ruins thrusting his runeblade to the heavens. The sky behind him roils with clouds rendered in acidic green. The chainmail on his right arm is torn. He wears a yellow tunic and belts strapped across his waist and chest crusted with jewels. His purple and black cloak billows in the wind. From a leather cord, he holds an ivory horn with ornate swirls of gold. &quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/197163325?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F59ac26f6-b66b-4463-ad37-d6b402f23e9e_1511x1583.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="The album cover of Cirith Ungol's Forst and Fire leans up against a print of Michael Whelan's Stormbringer, which appears on the album as well. Here is a description of the art from Michael Whelan's substack: Detail from STORMBRINGER featuring Elric standing atop ruins thrusting his runeblade to the heavens. The sky behind him roils with clouds rendered in acidic green. The chainmail on his right arm is torn. He wears a yellow tunic and belts strapped across his waist and chest crusted with jewels. His purple and black cloak billows in the wind. From a leather cord, he holds an ivory horn with ornate swirls of gold. " title="The album cover of Cirith Ungol's Forst and Fire leans up against a print of Michael Whelan's Stormbringer, which appears on the album as well. Here is a description of the art from Michael Whelan's substack: Detail from STORMBRINGER featuring Elric standing atop ruins thrusting his runeblade to the heavens. The sky behind him roils with clouds rendered in acidic green. The chainmail on his right arm is torn. He wears a yellow tunic and belts strapped across his waist and chest crusted with jewels. His purple and black cloak billows in the wind. From a leather cord, he holds an ivory horn with ornate swirls of gold. " srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!28oI!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F59ac26f6-b66b-4463-ad37-d6b402f23e9e_1511x1583.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!28oI!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F59ac26f6-b66b-4463-ad37-d6b402f23e9e_1511x1583.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!28oI!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F59ac26f6-b66b-4463-ad37-d6b402f23e9e_1511x1583.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!28oI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F59ac26f6-b66b-4463-ad37-d6b402f23e9e_1511x1583.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Elric was first given the TTRPG treatment with the game <em>Stormbringer</em> by Chaosium in 1981, which was written by Ken St Andre and Steve Perrin. You can learn about other released Elric TTRPG materials from the <a href="https://stormbringerrpg.com/">Stormbringer! RPG website</a>. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!RXRd!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bdf40d-8049-4c1a-8950-b9e8e99cb5f1_1676x2132.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!RXRd!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bdf40d-8049-4c1a-8950-b9e8e99cb5f1_1676x2132.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!RXRd!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bdf40d-8049-4c1a-8950-b9e8e99cb5f1_1676x2132.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!RXRd!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bdf40d-8049-4c1a-8950-b9e8e99cb5f1_1676x2132.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!RXRd!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bdf40d-8049-4c1a-8950-b9e8e99cb5f1_1676x2132.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!RXRd!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bdf40d-8049-4c1a-8950-b9e8e99cb5f1_1676x2132.jpeg" width="558" height="709.7637362637363" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/d4bdf40d-8049-4c1a-8950-b9e8e99cb5f1_1676x2132.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1852,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:558,&quot;bytes&quot;:1538370,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;A worn box set of the Stormbringer tabletop roleplaying game by Chaosium. The cover shows a painting of Elric holding his rune sword horizontally in front of his forehead. The white haired, red-eyed Elric has his left hand on the blade itself. The box says \&quot;Fantasy Role-Playing in the World of Elric Created by MICHAEL MOORCOCK in his Novels.\&quot; The box credits the game as \&quot;By KEN ST. ANDRE &amp; STEVE PERRIN.\&quot; A white Critical Hit Parader guitar pick sits chaotically on the box.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/197163325?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bdf40d-8049-4c1a-8950-b9e8e99cb5f1_1676x2132.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="A worn box set of the Stormbringer tabletop roleplaying game by Chaosium. The cover shows a painting of Elric holding his rune sword horizontally in front of his forehead. The white haired, red-eyed Elric has his left hand on the blade itself. The box says &quot;Fantasy Role-Playing in the World of Elric Created by MICHAEL MOORCOCK in his Novels.&quot; The box credits the game as &quot;By KEN ST. ANDRE &amp; STEVE PERRIN.&quot; A white Critical Hit Parader guitar pick sits chaotically on the box." title="A worn box set of the Stormbringer tabletop roleplaying game by Chaosium. The cover shows a painting of Elric holding his rune sword horizontally in front of his forehead. The white haired, red-eyed Elric has his left hand on the blade itself. The box says &quot;Fantasy Role-Playing in the World of Elric Created by MICHAEL MOORCOCK in his Novels.&quot; The box credits the game as &quot;By KEN ST. ANDRE &amp; STEVE PERRIN.&quot; A white Critical Hit Parader guitar pick sits chaotically on the box." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!RXRd!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bdf40d-8049-4c1a-8950-b9e8e99cb5f1_1676x2132.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!RXRd!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bdf40d-8049-4c1a-8950-b9e8e99cb5f1_1676x2132.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!RXRd!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bdf40d-8049-4c1a-8950-b9e8e99cb5f1_1676x2132.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!RXRd!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bdf40d-8049-4c1a-8950-b9e8e99cb5f1_1676x2132.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><p>In honor of these game announcements, let&#8217;s roll a six-sided die and count down that many great songs about Elric&#8230;</p><h2>6. Blind Guardian - &#8220;Fast to Madness&#8221;</h2><p><em>White hair and red eyes <br>he's holding the crown <br>the king of the island <br>Elric of Melnibon&#233; <br>he's born for destruction <br>he's ruled by the gods <br>eternal hero <br>the scale of the universe</em></p><p>Perhaps better known for their J.R.R. Tolkien-inspired songs, German power metal band Blind Guardian showed their love for Michael Moorcock in this song from their 1989 sophomore album <em>Follow the Blind</em>.  </p><div id="youtube2-TTSl8BSAJec" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;TTSl8BSAJec&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/TTSl8BSAJec?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><h2>5. Cirith Ungol - &#8220;Nadsokor&#8221;</h2><p><em>Mighty balance in the sky<br>Determines who's the next one, next one to die<br>The black sword feeds on the souls that fell<br>Drags them with it back to hell</em></p><p>The title of this song from the aforementioned Cirith Ungol references one of the cities of the Young Kingdoms that Elric visits.</p><div id="youtube2-Vlkj76oB7Ic" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;Vlkj76oB7Ic&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Vlkj76oB7Ic?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><h2>4. Hawkwind - "Elric the Enchanter"</h2><p><em>Sprawling in a Ruby Throne <br>His head cupped in his hands <br>The Lord of Dragons, Elric's thoughts <br>Were of quests to far-off lands<br><br>The Black Sword was at his side <br>Murmuring in its scabbard cold <br>Waiting for the moment to arrive <br>To drink the very essence of souls</em></p><p>English space rock legends Hawkwind released an entire album of Moorcock-inspired music in 1985 called <em>The Chronicle of the Black Sword.</em></p><div id="youtube2--r0r5-bdi7o" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;-r0r5-bdi7o&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/-r0r5-bdi7o?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><h2>3. Diamond Head - &#8220;Borrowed Time&#8221;</h2><p><em>On scorched earth</em> <em>return me to be a simple man<br>I am destined by the gods to walk this land<br>An embittered poet, a slave to this black blade<br>Oh, my heart still searches for truth, a lost age<br>I have loved, I have lost<br>I have killed those who have loved me so<br>I have loved, at what cost<br>Lord, I don't know<br>I'm living on borrowed time</em></p><p>Michael Whelan is not the only renowned artist associated with Elric-related album covers, as Rodney Matthews created the masterpiece on the cover of Diamond Head&#8217;s <em>Borrowed Time</em> album.</p><div id="youtube2--nXKYvZMsZw" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;-nXKYvZMsZw&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/-nXKYvZMsZw?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><h2>2. Smoulder - &#8220;Victims of Fate&#8221;</h2><p><em>I raise the witch&#8217;s knife into the storm, I call upon<br>The last king of Melnibon&#233;<br>With the third one drawn to our side<br>The Vanishing tower appears, within the sorcerer hides...</em></p><p>Smoulder&#8217;s epic song about Elric and other incarnations of the Eternal Champion features a spoken word intro by Michael Moorcock himself.</p><div id="youtube2-Nzi5D7GmnZY" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;Nzi5D7GmnZY&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Nzi5D7GmnZY?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><h2>1. Blue &#214;yster Cult - &#8220;Black Blade&#8221;</h2><p><em>I am the Black Blade <br>Forged a million billion years ago <br>My cosmic soul it goes on for eternity <br>Carving out destiny <br>Bringing in the Lords of Chaos <br>Bringing up the Beasts of Hades <br>Sucking out the souls of heroes <br>Laying waste to knights and ladies <br>My master is my slave</em></p><p>The last verse of B&#214;C&#8217;s &#8220;Black Blade&#8221; is from the point of view of the sword Stormbringer, who confirms Elric&#8217;s fear that he is not the sword&#8217;s master.</p><div id="youtube2-_p1yaNC1mNg" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;_p1yaNC1mNg&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/_p1yaNC1mNg?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>For more songs about Elric and other Michael Moorcock characters, read the article <em><a href="https://rideintoglory.com/chronicle-of-the-black-sword-rock-and-metal-inspired-by-michael-moorcocks-multiverse/">Chronicle of the Black Sword: Rock and Metal Inspired by Michael Moorcock&#8217;s Multiverse</a></em> by Dave Ritzlin. </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA["The Velvet Underground of Writers" -> Robert Anton Wilson]]></title><description><![CDATA[Interview with Tales of Illuminatus! Creator Bobby Campbell]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/the-velvet-underground-of-writers</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/the-velvet-underground-of-writers</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 13:03:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!o-Jr!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd7546904-f10f-46c9-a85b-f0557ff981fc_1089x1418.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The third issue of the <em>Tales of Illuminatus!</em> comic series is <a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bobbycampbell/tales-of-illuminatus-3-opus-chao?ref=discovery&amp;term=tales%20of%20illuminatus&amp;total_hits=3&amp;category_id=250">crowdfunding now</a>.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!o-Jr!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd7546904-f10f-46c9-a85b-f0557ff981fc_1089x1418.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!o-Jr!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd7546904-f10f-46c9-a85b-f0557ff981fc_1089x1418.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!o-Jr!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd7546904-f10f-46c9-a85b-f0557ff981fc_1089x1418.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!o-Jr!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd7546904-f10f-46c9-a85b-f0557ff981fc_1089x1418.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!o-Jr!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd7546904-f10f-46c9-a85b-f0557ff981fc_1089x1418.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!o-Jr!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd7546904-f10f-46c9-a85b-f0557ff981fc_1089x1418.png" width="512" height="666.6813590449954" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/d7546904-f10f-46c9-a85b-f0557ff981fc_1089x1418.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1418,&quot;width&quot;:1089,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:512,&quot;bytes&quot;:2321427,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The cover of issue #3 of the Tales of Illuminatus! comic. 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I have covered RAW&#8217;s influence on games and music in a previous newsletter:</p><div><hr></div><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;45d3ef55-714c-40c0-b2f9-8a42e0ff7984&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Today (the 23rd of July) is the 6th annual Maybe Day, which is a &#8220;celebration of the lives and ideas of Robert Anton Wilson.&#8221; RAW is my favorite author, so to celebrate I am sharing some connections with his work to music and roleplaying games.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;showDescription&quot;:true,&quot;showImage&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Happy Maybe Day - Robert Anton Wilson Music &amp; TTRPG Connections&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:3818302,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Matt Thompson&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;I publish Critical Hit Parader, which focuses on the intersection of music &amp; tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGs). I am a panelist on the Contrarians YouTube channel, and I record music under the name The MT Promise (mtpromise.com). &quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5c3cd641-5c44-4475-9f8a-43d89b78b8f0_476x476.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2025-07-23T13:02:56.798Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4YvF!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feb4920a2-5e60-4bf4-8922-ea161f608b66_1164x1726.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/happy-maybe-day-robert-anton-wilson&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:168884303,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:12,&quot;comment_count&quot;:5,&quot;publication_id&quot;:1282367,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;Critical Hit Parader&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kNR5!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9d3918a2-53df-4e42-8bfa-9438c15dfa05_1067x1067.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><p>Here are some details from the <em>Tales of Illuminatus! </em>project description:</p><div class="pullquote"><p><a href="https://www.bobbycampbell.net/">Bobby Campbell</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/toddde85/">Todd Purse</a>'s ongoing comic book adaptation of the cult classic Illuminatus! trilogy takes something of a detour in issue #3, delving into Robert Anton Wilson's prequel material from his Historical Illuminatus Chronicles and his fan favorite Masks of the Illuminati novel.</p></div><p>I conducted an interview over email with creator Bobby Campbell. We both studied with RAW at the Maybe Logic Academy, and Bobby provides observations and insights that I think will be valuable to musicians, game designers, writers, and other creators. Enjoy our conversation!</p><div><hr></div><p><strong>Matt:</strong> <em>There have been many musicians, writers, and visual artists who have been inspired by the works of Robert Anton Wilson. What do you think it is about his writing and ideas that has been so influential to folks who are creatively wired?</em></p><p>Great question! I like describing Robert Anton Wilson as the Velvet Underground of writers, due to his outsized impact on pop culture, relative to his modest level of traditional mainstream success. It does very much seem like everyone who reads Robert Anton Wilson starts some sort of creative endeavor.</p><p>I think there&#8217;s probably some degree of artistic self-selection within RAW&#8217;s audience, because his books have this zen koan quality that requires imaginative speculation and interpretation. (As E. E. Cummings said to crazy Uncle Ezra, &#8220;I know what you&#8217;re up to you goddamn sadist, you&#8217;re trying to make people think!&#8221;) If you&#8217;re not interested in riffing along with his books you&#8217;re probably not going to get very far with them. This creates a kind of creative quality over quantity effect within his readership.</p><p>And then there&#8217;s the info-density, this embarrassment of memetic richness in his work, where he&#8217;s burning through a ridiculous volume of ideas on page after page, which would keep most authors busy for years and years, but he just keeps flowing in new directions. His books are an absolute smorgasbord of conceptual delights, which seems to invite further elaboration, if not outright appropriation!</p><p>So if you&#8217;re Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty, for example, of course you feel comfortable taking the Justified Ancients of Mummu from <em>Illuminatus!</em> and forming a very successful band around their mythos, because it&#8217;s barely even a drop extracted from a sea of novelty, who would even care or notice? As indeed RAW absolutely did not! When John Higgs asked RAW what he thought about <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_KLF">The JAMs/The KLF</a>, who had hit records using his ideas, he had never even heard of them.</p><p>And then there&#8217;s also his close associations with Discordianism and its copyleft ethos, or grassroots collaborative groups like the Church of the Subgenius, all of which encourages the laissez faire spread of this guerrilla ontology.</p><p>Finally, there&#8217;s the context within which many people find themselves discovering RAW, which typically tends to be at some sort of crisis or transformation point. Those that make it through the cosmic intensity of a Dark Night of the Soul/Chapel Perilous experience usually come out the other end with quite a story to tell, and if RAW&#8217;s ideas helped safely deliver them through that underworld journey, it makes sense that his influence would shine through in the telling.</p><p><strong>Matt: </strong><em>Your Tales of Illuminatus! comic series has featured in-universe musical productions. Can you talk about how those fit in with the project and how you collaborated with the musicians on them?</em></p><p>Most certainly! I think it originally started just as a practical problem solving exercise, because within the original trilogy there are several significant storylines, and recurring motifs, involving songs, bands, and the music industry, all of which converge in the climax of the narrative at the Walpurgisnacht rock festival.</p><p>The main villains of the book are a crypto-nazi rock band called the American Medical Association, who are part of the Illuminati controlled corporate record business, which is opposed by an indie rock label, run by John Dillinger, called Laughing Buddha Jesus Phallus Inc.</p><p>So really the idea of incorporating musical productions into the project emerged pretty organically from the text itself, but took on a life of its own as the implementations got worked out...</p><p>In the opening trip of <em>Illuminatus! </em>the song &#8220;Rock Around the Clock&#8221; features very prominently, almost too prominently not to re-contextualize for younger audiences. The first step of which was to get a <a href="https://danrobinson.bandcamp.com/track/rock-around-the-clock">new version of the song recorded</a>. Fortunately, one of my best friends since high school is dynamite <a href="https://danrobinson.bandcamp.com/">Dan Robinson</a> of <a href="https://bloatedkatrecords.bandcamp.com/album/meanwhile">The Headies</a> and <a href="https://danrobinson.bandcamp.com/album/wilmington-optimist">Danny and the Darlings</a>, the hardest working man in punk rock, who crafted a perfect RAW rendition of our de facto theme song, but then this created a story problem...</p><p>In <em>Illuminatus!</em> &#8220;Rock Around the Clock&#8221; is performed by Robert Pearson&#8217;s band. (In the novel they&#8217;re called Clark Kent and His Supermen, but in the comic it&#8217;s Kal-El Hajj and His Supermen.) I needed to keep Robert Pearson&#8217;s band in the story, but also wanted to keep the Danny and the Darlings version of the song relevant to the plot, and that&#8217;s where the concept of the cassette tape came from.</p><p>I&#8217;ve always loved the mythology around Raekwon&#8217;s &#8220;Purple Tape,&#8221; the early cassette demo release of &#8220;Only Built 4 Cuban Linx,&#8221; which spread like wildfire in the mid 90&#8217;s. So the idea was that Danny and the Darlings would have a similar hit mixtape, circulating through the underground music scene, including their gritty rendition of &#8220;Rock Around the Clock,&#8221; which would also explain why a hip band would be playing a song from the 50s in the mid 70s.</p><p>Dan then took it upon himself to create the full <a href="https://danrobinson.bandcamp.com/album/jukebox-musical">Jukebox Musical</a> mixtape, taking slightly more b side rock staples and crafting a wild spiritual journey through the early history of Rock and Roll. (Never mind the metafictional implications of the cassette tape existing both in real life and the <em>Illuminatus</em> story universe!)</p><p>The cherry on top of this plot is that this would also coincide with the emergence of blank cassette tapes as a new form of physical media, which the record industry was terrified of, that whole <strong>&#8220;home recording is killing the music industry&#8221;</strong> business, which is exactly what Laughing Buddha Jesus Phallus wants! So the proliferation of blank tapes becomes a pointed attack from Dillinger&#8217;s LBJP against the Illuminati controlled music industry.</p><p>(From what I hear, on the streets of Illuminatus, another disruptive Danny and the Darlings cassette has started to spread, a punk rock opera called &#8220;<a href="https://danrobinson.bandcamp.com/album/goddamned-wonderful">Goddamned Wonderful</a>.&#8221;)</p><p>And then on the Illuminati Records Ltd. (IRL) side of things, in the original trilogy there is this massive line-up of bands, I think 201 in total, listed as performing at the Walpurgisnacht Rock Festival, and I&#8217;ve had a long-standing dream of making them real, at least in some sense. Back in like 2009 I made a couple dozen album covers based on those bands, which sat dormant until early 2023 when the great <a href="https://deepscratch.net/">DJ Steve Fly</a> and I were talking about it, just as the comic was starting up, and he had an idea about bringing them to life, using both traditional and artificial music production tools.</p><p>(In the comic IRL goes by Ingolstadt Records Ltd., and are the record label for the American Medical Association, but are planning to openly operate as Illuminati Records Ltd. after their long awaited triumph at the Woodstock Europa rock festival.)</p><p>I&#8217;ve worked collaboratively with Steve for 20+ years on all sorts of weird art shenanigans, and we both studied with RAW himself at the Maybe Logic Academy, so I was delighted for him to use his unique expertise to bring this apocryphal catalog of music to life. I was, and remain, a bit squeamish about the usage of generative tools, but in terms of artistic purity Fly is as pristine as it gets, so we rolled the dice, and ended up with a convincing top 40 playlist from the universe next door.</p><p>Narratively, the idea became that these tracks were literally produced by the corporate music machine, (Eagle-eyed readers will discover the machinations of GWB-666, the total information awareness system from RAW&#8217;s <em>Schr&#246;dinger&#8217;s Cat </em>behind it all!) and so the IRL vs. LBJP showdown becomes a John Henry story, where man made music takes on the machine, building towards inevitable human triumph.</p><p>Though in the intervening years the problems surrounding AI have become such a hot mess that it&#8217;s certainly not worth pursuing further production, so with our antagonist already established, DJ Steve Fly has switched teams and is now hard at work on a fully human LBJP release - without spoiling too much, it does indeed involve the wild and wonderful legacy of his longtime friend and collaborator, the legendary <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sinclair_(poet)">John Sinclair</a>! Who is also now a character in the story :)))</p><p><strong>Matt:</strong> <em><strong>The campaign for issue #3 includes an option for a cassette tape. What does physical media mean to you in this day and age?</strong></em></p><p>I&#8217;m old enough to remember when the internet represented a leveling of the playing field in terms of indie art distribution. There was this small window of opportunity where you could use the web to bypass traditional gatekeepers, and make your art available directly to an audience in a competitive way.</p><p>However, in the current era of algorithmically curated walled gardens and overwhelming creative superfluity, that situation has reversed somewhat, and these days it seems like there&#8217;s better opportunities to connect in physical spaces.</p><p>Heck, at least when you publish physical editions of your work it graduates from the pejorative classification of &#8220;content&#8221; to, at worst, an object, if not a product, and hopefully, eventually, a successfully circulating artwork.</p><p>Physical media has become much easier to produce and the quality has improved pretty dramatically. Back when I first started making comics the minimum order for a print run was 1,000 copies, and they looked like shit, which for a fledgling small press operation was prohibitively expensive and cumbersome disadvantage. (Boxes and boxes of unsold issues of Fun Time Comix still haunt various garages!)</p><p>There remain serious issues with rising production and shipping costs, but at least those affect big and small publishers alike, and I think it&#8217;s currently very possible to create competitive alternative culture.</p><p>Part of the idea with the cassette tape is keeping all our options open, remaining agile, because it&#8217;s very likely that we&#8217;ve discarded more advanced communicative technology in favor of things that are merely newer.</p><p>For example: <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Herbert_(physicist)">Nick Herbert</a>, one of the &#8220;hippies that saved physics,&#8221; author of the awesome <em>Quantum Reality</em>, and good friend of RAW, told me that the best customers for his books are libraries. There are thousands and thousands of libraries in the United States alone. It&#8217;s probably the most advanced and sophisticated media distribution model imaginable! And it doesn&#8217;t even need to be invented, just utilized.</p><p>Ultimately, I think a hybrid approach is what will work best. When working with niche subject matter, such as Discordianism, you still need the internet because the audience is so distributed. I don&#8217;t know that there are 1,000 people in my tri-state area that are into this kinda stuff, but without physical media your work ends up as content grist for the social media mill.</p><p>So I think the middle both/and path is ideal for a project like this.</p><p><strong>Matt: </strong><em><strong>Do you listen to music when creating your art? If so, any faves?</strong></em></p><p>For sure! Though I tend to split time equally between podcasts/audio books, tv/sports, music, and silence, depending on what part of the process I&#8217;m in.</p><p>Music is best for sketching/initially composing pages and then again for adding on final touches.</p><p>All the high energy emotional work.</p><p>I tend to accumulate a playlist of songs that I listen to obsessively, and then wipe it all away and start fresh. Right now in my playlist is MF Doom, Belle and Sebastian, The Coup, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Ramones, Doechii, Prodigy of Mob Deep, Billy Bragg, Otis Redding, Dolly Parton, Bouncing Souls, Hot Water Music, Danny and the Darlings, The Headies, Man Without Plan, Marina and the Diamonds, Plow United, The Crash, Kreayshawn, They Might Be Giants, Wu Tang Clan, and Power of IV.</p><p>Though since classical music plays such a huge part of the current issue I&#8217;ve also been listening to a bunch of Mozart and Beethoven. Really enjoying Glenn Gould&#8217;s renditions especially.</p><p><strong>Matt: </strong><em>Music plays a role in RAW&#8217;s original Illuminatus! trilogy, for example with the list of bands playing the Walpurgisnacht rock festival. Any chance you will be creating in-world music-related artifacts for future issues, such as festival posters or t-shirts?</em></p><p>That&#8217;s the dream! I definitely have the Woodstock Europa festival poster in mind, at least to be featured in the comic, if not offered as a print. I&#8217;ve been slightly hesitant to get too into merch just yet, because of various logistical issues, but we are indeed offering our first ever poster during our current Kickstarter campaign, so if that goes well we can build on that and start offering more traditional swag.</p><p>I feel a bit queasy about print on demand merch. I don&#8217;t like the idea of selling a $25 shirt, from which I make like $3, and then it washes out after the first time you wear it. It&#8217;s a rip off for everyone but the print company.</p><p>It&#8217;s just about figuring out high quality production, with a decent price per unit, that can be reliably shipped from both the US &amp; UK/EU.</p><p>TBH, traditionally, shirts sell way better than comics, so if we want to keep this lasagna flying it&#8217;d be a good idea to get it figured out :)))</p><div><hr></div><p>Pledge your support at the <em><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bobbycampbell/tales-of-illuminatus-3-opus-chao?ref=discovery&amp;term=tales%20of%20illuminatus&amp;total_hits=3&amp;category_id=250">Tales of Illuminatus!</a></em><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bobbycampbell/tales-of-illuminatus-3-opus-chao?ref=discovery&amp;term=tales%20of%20illuminatus&amp;total_hits=3&amp;category_id=250"> campaign page</a>. It includes options to order the complete series to date so you can get caught up if you missed the first two issues.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[RIP Godfather of Dice plus Salute to Pirate Borg Guitarist]]></title><description><![CDATA[I am leaving tomorrow morning to drive to Fort Wayne, IN for Dungeon Con 2.]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/rip-godfather-of-dice-plus-salute</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/rip-godfather-of-dice-plus-salute</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 13:03:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ne9Y!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F191b57a2-1d2b-4a4a-a0ad-213683df9ec7_1080x1080.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am leaving tomorrow morning to drive to Fort Wayne, IN for Dungeon Con 2. If you&#8217;re attending, please stop by the Critical Hit Parader booth to say hi. Hope to see some of you there!</p><p>Dungeon Con is hosted by Goodman Games, and I want to honor someone who meant some thing very special to that company, as well as the larger tabletop roleplaying game (TTRPG) industry as a whole. Lou Zocchi, the &#8220;Godfather of Dice", passed away earlier this month. Avid tabletop roleplaying gamers will be well aware of his contributions to the industry. He started as war game designer, became an editor for Avalon Hill&#8217;s magazine <em>The General</em>, and eventually started his own company Gamescience. As explained by Bob Brinkman in this <a href="https://goodman-games.com/lou-zocchi-the-man-who-made-the-dice-roll-true/">Goodman Games profile</a>, it was with Gamescience where he &#8220;became a pioneering manufacturer of polyhedral dice for RPGs.&#8221; Lou&#8217;s <a href="https://www.wheelermortuaries.com/obituaries/louis-zocchi">obituary</a> provides more details:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Lou began producing Gamescience dice in 1974, as the first U.S. company to manufacture polyhedral dice. He became the hobby&#8217;s most vocal advocate for quality, famously demonstrating the flaws of tumbled dice in favor of his own precision-edge products. Gamescience produced unusual dice, including the d3, d5, d14, d16, d24, and the d100. His invention of the Zocchihedron (the 100-sided die) remains a landmark of geometric design.</p></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ne9Y!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F191b57a2-1d2b-4a4a-a0ad-213683df9ec7_1080x1080.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ne9Y!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F191b57a2-1d2b-4a4a-a0ad-213683df9ec7_1080x1080.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ne9Y!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F191b57a2-1d2b-4a4a-a0ad-213683df9ec7_1080x1080.jpeg 848w, 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data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/191b57a2-1d2b-4a4a-a0ad-213683df9ec7_1080x1080.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1080,&quot;width&quot;:1080,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:426,&quot;bytes&quot;:210565,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;A photo of a moustached Lou Zocchi holding several multi-sided dice&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/181998348?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F191b57a2-1d2b-4a4a-a0ad-213683df9ec7_1080x1080.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="A photo of a moustached Lou Zocchi holding several multi-sided dice" title="A photo of a moustached Lou Zocchi holding several multi-sided dice" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ne9Y!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F191b57a2-1d2b-4a4a-a0ad-213683df9ec7_1080x1080.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ne9Y!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F191b57a2-1d2b-4a4a-a0ad-213683df9ec7_1080x1080.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ne9Y!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F191b57a2-1d2b-4a4a-a0ad-213683df9ec7_1080x1080.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ne9Y!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F191b57a2-1d2b-4a4a-a0ad-213683df9ec7_1080x1080.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Image taken from Goodman Games Facebook tribute post</figcaption></figure></div><p></p><p>In reading the various tributes to Lou Zocchi, I was tickled to learn that he was also a guitar teacher and multi-talented performer:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>In 1971, he won first place in the Air Force World Wide Talent Contest by playing the song &#8220;Exodus&#8221; on a musical saw (a carpenter&#8217;s saw played with a violin bow). He also played the ukulele, violin, viola, trombone, trumpet, guitar, and electric bass&#8212;as well as several silly, novelty instruments such as the snoot flute.</p><p>Lou enjoyed association with the Coast Jazz Society and participated in monthly jam sessions spanning five decades in Biloxi, MS and New Orleans, LA.</p><p>&#8212; Louis Joseph Zocchi Obituary</p></div><p>RIP Lou Zocchi!</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><h2>Pirate Borg Guitarist</h2><p>I recently learned of that another well-regarded game designer is a talented musician as well. Luke Stratton is the creative force behind the <em>Pirate Borg</em> TTRPG, which he publishes under the name Limithron. Luke explains his deep musical background in the <a href="https://www.limithron.com/about">&#8220;About&#8221; page of the Limithron website</a>:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>I went to Berklee College of Music for Guitar, and for a while after I graduated, I toured around with my wacky jam band, <strong>Mondo Gecko</strong>. Every year on September 19th, International-Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day, we&#8217;d do a pirate themed show. Above is song I wrote about Indiana Jones, pirates, and the Holy Grail.</p><p>I&#8217;m also a concert lighting designer. Here&#8217;s my company: <a href="https://thelightside.net">The Light Side LLC</a>. Right now I work with <strong><a href="https://www.dopapod.com">Dopapod</a></strong>, an incredible progressive rock jam band, and <strong>The Smashing Pumpkins</strong>, one of my absolute favorite bands growing up.</p><p>When COVID hit, I had to find something else to spend all my insane workaholic creative energy on, and it turns out that &#8220;drawing pirate ships for Dungeons &amp; Dragons&#8221; was that thing.</p><p>So now<strong> </strong>I make pirate ships and light concerts for a living. When people tell you &#8220;get a real job,&#8221; kindly and politely tip your tricorne hat, hoist your colors, and plot your own damn course. Remember:</p><p><em><strong>Treasure is real, you just have to have the will (and a good map) to find it&#8230;</strong></em></p></div><p>Let&#8217;s spin this tune by Gygax to salute Luke as another dice thrower and rock n&#8217; roller!</p><div id="youtube2-WmOqhOmxW2s" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;WmOqhOmxW2s&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/WmOqhOmxW2s?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Summoning - Minas Morgul: From Satan to Tolkien]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plus Scoring Your Adventure: The Lost Mines of Phandelver]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/summoning-minas-morgul-from-satan</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/summoning-minas-morgul-from-satan</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:03:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/wtb53WAg3ws" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.rpgfan.com/author/patrick-gann/">Patrick Gann</a> wrote an <a href="https://www.rpgfan.com/feature/tabletop-rpg-music-phandelver/">interesting article</a> published in <em>RPGFan</em> about his experience using a music soundtrack as a novice dungeon/game master. He starts by describing the effect that background music had on his first time playing Dungeons &amp; Dragons:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>The year is 1994. I, a ten-year-old who had just cleared fourth grade, am sitting on the floor of my older sister&#8217;s bedroom. It&#8217;s summer, and the room feels warm, so we crank the ceiling fan to max speed. She hands me a blank character sheet to create my very first character in <em>Dungeons &amp; Dragons</em> (let alone any tabletop RPG). I set myself up as a dwarven paladin, excited to bring my lawful goodness to the realms. Hours later, my lifeless body has become a plaything for frost giants, and the campaign comes to a close. I recall, upon first reaching the giants, the song &#8220;<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzUJFc12WjI">Cloud on My Tongue</a>&#8221; by Tori Amos was playing in the background. Prior to that, during combat scenarios where I was actually winning, we had been listening to Nirvana&#8217;s <em><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_24pJQUj7zg&amp;list=OLAK5uy_khF-bYQKOZrX9U1WH0-7z1xzssUd4q4_I">MTV Unplugged</a></em> album, a powerful album with a fresh soreness around it, given Kurt Cobain&#8217;s death months prior.</p></div><p>I especially liked how he explained the impact that music would have later on the choices he made as a player:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>As we dip our toes into <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eberron">Eberron</a>, the casual parts of play are accompanied by Del the Funky Homosapien and Animal Collective, while combat sequences are paired with DragonForce and The Mars Volta. I, as a chaotic neutral halfling rogue, make the mistake of rushing into danger too quickly and too often. How can I not, though, when I&#8217;m rocking out to &#8220;<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSgclvVMF3U">Soldiers of the Wasteland</a>,&#8221; huh?</p></div><p>When he decided to run the <em>The Lost Mines of Phandelver</em> Dungeons &amp; Dragons module for friends, he appropriately used <em>The Lost Mines of Phandelver (Original Soundtrack)</em> by Josh Barron. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TkbW!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F94942466-c3aa-4238-9b18-070b147991d1_1200x1200.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TkbW!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F94942466-c3aa-4238-9b18-070b147991d1_1200x1200.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TkbW!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F94942466-c3aa-4238-9b18-070b147991d1_1200x1200.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TkbW!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F94942466-c3aa-4238-9b18-070b147991d1_1200x1200.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TkbW!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F94942466-c3aa-4238-9b18-070b147991d1_1200x1200.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TkbW!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F94942466-c3aa-4238-9b18-070b147991d1_1200x1200.jpeg" width="448" height="448" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/94942466-c3aa-4238-9b18-070b147991d1_1200x1200.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1200,&quot;width&quot;:1200,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:448,&quot;bytes&quot;:279196,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;Album cover for The Lost Mines of Phandelver Original Soundtrack by Josh Barron. It features a green line drawing of a dragon on a black background.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/194321777?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F94942466-c3aa-4238-9b18-070b147991d1_1200x1200.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="Album cover for The Lost Mines of Phandelver Original Soundtrack by Josh Barron. It features a green line drawing of a dragon on a black background." title="Album cover for The Lost Mines of Phandelver Original Soundtrack by Josh Barron. It features a green line drawing of a dragon on a black background." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TkbW!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F94942466-c3aa-4238-9b18-070b147991d1_1200x1200.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TkbW!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F94942466-c3aa-4238-9b18-070b147991d1_1200x1200.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TkbW!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F94942466-c3aa-4238-9b18-070b147991d1_1200x1200.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TkbW!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F94942466-c3aa-4238-9b18-070b147991d1_1200x1200.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Here&#8217;s a description of the music from Josh:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Created for Dungeon Masters by a Dungeon Master, this soundtrack is the perfect accompaniment to the Dungeons &amp; Dragons module "The Lost Mines of Phandelver". Although the music was created with the game in mind, the sweeping, heroic score also provides an epic standalone musical experience.</p></div><p>Josh has created music for other genres including noir, horror, and romance that you can preview from his <a href="https://joshbarroncomposer.com/music">website</a>. Listen to the full <em>The Lost Mines of Phandelver (Original Soundtrack)</em> here:</p><div class="bandcamp-wrap album" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://joshbarronstudios.bandcamp.com/album/the-lost-mines-of-phandelver-original-soundtrack&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;The Lost Mines of Phandelver (Original Soundtrack), by Josh Barron&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;24 track album&quot;,&quot;thumbnail_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/f9ec9718-371d-4d39-8159-1bba84a4f952_700x700.jpeg&quot;,&quot;author&quot;:&quot;Josh Barron&quot;,&quot;embed_url&quot;:&quot;https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/album=3359568229/size=large/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=333333/artwork=small/transparent=true/&quot;,&quot;is_album&quot;:true}" data-component-name="BandcampToDOM"><iframe src="https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/album=3359568229/size=large/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=333333/artwork=small/transparent=true/" frameborder="0" gesture="media" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><h2>Summoning: From Satan to Tolkien</h2><p>Now, what if you are looking for soundtrack music for your next gaming session, but the adventure you are scoring is an ash-choking, mud-crawling excursion into Mordor? May I humbly suggest the 1995 album <em>Minas Morgul</em> by the Austrian black metal band Summoning. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3KFd!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd1849dc9-9293-41d7-89e6-3a72efda8761_1200x1200.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3KFd!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd1849dc9-9293-41d7-89e6-3a72efda8761_1200x1200.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3KFd!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd1849dc9-9293-41d7-89e6-3a72efda8761_1200x1200.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3KFd!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd1849dc9-9293-41d7-89e6-3a72efda8761_1200x1200.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3KFd!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd1849dc9-9293-41d7-89e6-3a72efda8761_1200x1200.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3KFd!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd1849dc9-9293-41d7-89e6-3a72efda8761_1200x1200.jpeg" width="444" height="444" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/d1849dc9-9293-41d7-89e6-3a72efda8761_1200x1200.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1200,&quot;width&quot;:1200,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:444,&quot;bytes&quot;:270191,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;Album cover artwork for Minas Morgul by Summoning. It features a painting of the fallen city by Mark Harrison, which was first used as the cover for Roger Taylor's The Call of the Sword (1988) novel. &quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/194321777?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd1849dc9-9293-41d7-89e6-3a72efda8761_1200x1200.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="Album cover artwork for Minas Morgul by Summoning. It features a painting of the fallen city by Mark Harrison, which was first used as the cover for Roger Taylor's The Call of the Sword (1988) novel. " title="Album cover artwork for Minas Morgul by Summoning. It features a painting of the fallen city by Mark Harrison, which was first used as the cover for Roger Taylor's The Call of the Sword (1988) novel. " srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3KFd!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd1849dc9-9293-41d7-89e6-3a72efda8761_1200x1200.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3KFd!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd1849dc9-9293-41d7-89e6-3a72efda8761_1200x1200.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3KFd!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd1849dc9-9293-41d7-89e6-3a72efda8761_1200x1200.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3KFd!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd1849dc9-9293-41d7-89e6-3a72efda8761_1200x1200.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>The band&#8217;s use of slower rhythms played on keyboard drums following the firing of their drummer made the album more atmospheric than previous black metal. They also moved away from the genre&#8217;s more typical satanic lyrics to words inspired by J.R.R. Tolkien, as explained by Summoning co-founder Michael "Silenius" Gregor in this <em><a href="https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/articles/features/they-fired-their-drummer-and-then-turned-black-metal-upside-down-with-this-tolkien-inspired-album-30-years-later-its-still-one-of-the-most-atmospheric-records-ever-181691">Ultimate Guitar</a></em><a href="https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/articles/features/they-fired-their-drummer-and-then-turned-black-metal-upside-down-with-this-tolkien-inspired-album-30-years-later-its-still-one-of-the-most-atmospheric-records-ever-181691"> article</a>:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>&#8220;It was also a natural change as a consequence of the musical change,&#8221; Silenius said about the lyrics. &#8220;With the keyboards, the sound became epic, and we used the drums less as rock drumming but integrated all these typical marching drum rhythms and sounds.&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;So it was a natural decision to change the lyrical concept into something more fitting, and as I was a big fan of fantasy literature and naturally a big fan of the godfather of this genre, named Tolkien. He was one of the few authors who also integrated a lot of poems and songs into his lyrical universe.&#8221;</p></div><p>According to a <em><a href="https://metalstorm.net/pub/review.php?review_id=4455">Metal Storm</a></em><a href="https://metalstorm.net/pub/review.php?review_id=4455"> review</a>, it was &#8220;one of the very first Black Metal bands that used Tolkien&#8217;s themes in their lyrics.&#8221; The name of the album comes from <em>The Lord of the Rings</em>, and this <em><a href="https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Minas_Morgul">Tolkien Gateway</a></em><a href="https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Minas_Morgul"> article</a> provides a detailed description of the &#8220;Fallen Twin City of Minas Tirith.&#8221; Here is a reference to Minas Morgul found within Tolkien&#8217;s work:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Then the watch upon the walls of Mordor slept, and dark things crept back to Gorgoroth. And on a time evil things came forth, and they took Minas Ithil and abode in it, and they made it into a place of dread; and it is called Minas Morgul, the Tower of Sorcery.</p><p>Elrond in <em>The Fellowship of the Ring</em>, &#8220;The Council of Elrond&#8220;</p></div><p>It&#8217;s hard to argue with Ultimate Guitar&#8217;s description of Summoning&#8217;s album <em>Minas Morgul</em>:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>&#8220;The whole album sounds as if you were creeping through a winter castle, fighting orcs while backed up by the fellowship of the ring.&#8221;</p></div><p>See if you agree by listening to the track &#8220;Lugburz&#8221; here:</p><div id="youtube2-wtb53WAg3ws" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;wtb53WAg3ws&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/wtb53WAg3ws?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Deathstalker Reboot Soundtrack & Robert Plant Performance of “Ramble On”]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plus Dice Rolling in Space]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/deathstalker-reboot-soundtrack-and</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/deathstalker-reboot-soundtrack-and</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 13:01:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!muW1!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc061317-2f4e-406a-ba41-2a0c7e8c3429_1000x1454.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Robert Plant performed a very cool rendition of &#8220;Ramble On&#8221; with his band Saving Grace last week on <em>The Late Show</em>. The Led Zeppelin tune has multiple J.R.R. Tolkien references as I have covered in previous newsletters: </p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;1a6ea4f3-192c-4b57-bf14-0306841bfb5d&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;J.R.R. Tolkien&#8217;s The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings were written before the emergence of rock and roll. Yet the author&#8217;s works have had a significant influence on rock music that shows no signs of diminishing. I cannot go more than a month or two without needing to purge my open browser tabs with Tolkien-related music topics. So let&#8217;s hop in our wizar&#8230;&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;showDescription&quot;:true,&quot;showImage&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Tolkien Tour of Middle Earth Songs&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:3818302,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Matt Thompson&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;I publish Critical Hit Parader, which focuses on the intersection of music &amp; tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGs). I am a panelist on the Contrarians YouTube channel, and I record music under the name The MT Promise (mtpromise.com). &quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5c3cd641-5c44-4475-9f8a-43d89b78b8f0_476x476.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-02-04T14:03:24.701Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZDN_!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd9c798b-bd33-48e4-a91d-605060cc80f2_1200x1004.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/tolkien-tour-of-middle-earth-songs&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:186240179,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:11,&quot;comment_count&quot;:2,&quot;publication_id&quot;:1282367,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;Critical Hit Parader&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3pfN!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0eee6971-591c-447c-a7ec-36cb5bd835fc_256x256.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;347cfe22-9648-4f02-a2e2-a4a0fab15c93&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;I was a panelist on a recent episode of The Contrarians in which we were tasked with curating the ultimate concept album for Led Zeppelin. This followed the same format as my recent appearance on the AC/DC concept album episode. Except this time, my co-panelists were&#8230;er&#8230;nobody else. So, it&#8217;s a stretch to say it was a panel. Just me and the moderator, Gr&#8230;&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;showDescription&quot;:true,&quot;showImage&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Led Zeppelin RPG?&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:3818302,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Matt Thompson&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;I publish Critical Hit Parader, which focuses on the intersection of music &amp; tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGs). I am a panelist on the Contrarians YouTube channel, and I record music under the name The MT Promise (mtpromise.com). &quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5c3cd641-5c44-4475-9f8a-43d89b78b8f0_476x476.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2025-09-17T13:05:25.106Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Aeb2!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F538c41d3-3f8a-4037-8d18-abe22f87b22c_1324x1276.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/led-zeppelin-rpg&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:173084978,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:8,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:1282367,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;Critical Hit Parader&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3pfN!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0eee6971-591c-447c-a7ec-36cb5bd835fc_256x256.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><p>I&#8217;m sure this brought both a smile and a tear to host Stephen Colbert who is a Tolkien fan and who will be leaving the show. He is co-writing the upcoming <em>The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past</em> film. This <em><a href="https://consequence.net/2026/03/lord-of-the-rings-stephen-colbert-explained/">Consequence</a></em><a href="https://consequence.net/2026/03/lord-of-the-rings-stephen-colbert-explained/"> article</a> has details on the project:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>This is the film&#8217;s official synopsis: &#8220;Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo &#8211; Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam&#8217;s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began.&#8221; Colbert hinted that it will cover the early chapters of <em>Fellowship of the Ring</em> that Jackson skipped in his original trilogy &#8211; namely, &#8220;The Old Forest&#8221; and &#8220;Fog on the Barrow-downs.&#8221;</p></div><p>Tom Bombadil fans rejoice! Like many <em>Critical Hit Parader</em> readers, Colbert was also an <a href="https://open.substack.com/pub/criticalhitparader/p/robert-plant-and-stephen-colbert?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&amp;utm_medium=web">obsessed Dungeons &amp; Dragon player</a> as a youth. Watch the full Plant performance of &#8220;Ramble On&#8221; here:</p><div id="youtube2-Ca3VI4aGDjc" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;Ca3VI4aGDjc&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:&quot;394s&quot;,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Ca3VI4aGDjc?start=394s&amp;rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><h2>Deathstalker Reboot Soundtrack Album</h2><p>Late last year, a reboot of the 1984 sword &amp; sorcery movie <em>Deathstalker</em> had a limited release in theaters. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!muW1!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc061317-2f4e-406a-ba41-2a0c7e8c3429_1000x1454.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!muW1!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc061317-2f4e-406a-ba41-2a0c7e8c3429_1000x1454.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!muW1!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc061317-2f4e-406a-ba41-2a0c7e8c3429_1000x1454.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!muW1!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc061317-2f4e-406a-ba41-2a0c7e8c3429_1000x1454.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!muW1!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc061317-2f4e-406a-ba41-2a0c7e8c3429_1000x1454.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!muW1!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc061317-2f4e-406a-ba41-2a0c7e8c3429_1000x1454.jpeg" width="436" height="633.944" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/dc061317-2f4e-406a-ba41-2a0c7e8c3429_1000x1454.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1454,&quot;width&quot;:1000,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:436,&quot;bytes&quot;:182782,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The movie poster for the 2025 version of Deathstalker. 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It shows a variety of weapon wielding characters and monsters from the movie." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!muW1!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc061317-2f4e-406a-ba41-2a0c7e8c3429_1000x1454.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!muW1!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc061317-2f4e-406a-ba41-2a0c7e8c3429_1000x1454.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!muW1!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc061317-2f4e-406a-ba41-2a0c7e8c3429_1000x1454.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!muW1!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc061317-2f4e-406a-ba41-2a0c7e8c3429_1000x1454.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>The movie is now available on <a href="https://amzn.to/4bP2wTz">VOD</a>, <a href="https://amzn.to/47tO9D3">Blu-ray</a> and <a href="https://amzn.to/4uT1wqe">DVD</a>. Fans of heavy rock might be interested that this <em><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/apr/01/deathstalker-review-ludicrously-enjoyable-revisit-of-80s-swords-and-sorcery-silliness">Guardian</a></em><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/apr/01/deathstalker-review-ludicrously-enjoyable-revisit-of-80s-swords-and-sorcery-silliness"> review</a> of the movie says &#8220;this is one of those fantasy films soundtracked by gnarly heavy metal riffs (as opposed to the strings-horns-drums type of thing).&#8221; Even better for lovers of sword &amp; sorcery-inspired music is that a soundtrack album of the 2025 <em>Deathstalker </em>movie has been released as well. Here are some details from a <em><a href="https://filmmusicreporter.com/2026/03/27/deathstalker-reboot-soundtrack-album-released/">Film Music Reporter</a></em> article:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>The album features the film&#8217;s original score composed by Blitz//Berlin (<em>Silent Night, Deadly Night</em>, <em>Queens of the Dead</em>, <em>Day of the Dead</em>, <em>Still/Born</em>, <em>PG: Psycho Goreman</em>, <em>Frankie Freako</em>). Guns N&#8217; Roses guitarist Slash is a featured soloist on the score. </p><p>Sparks &amp; Shadows Records <a href="https://filmmusicreporter.com/2025/10/10/songs-from-deathstalker-reboot-soundtrack-released/">has previously released</a> a digital single featuring Bear McCreary&#8217;s title song (in two different versions), as well as the song<em> Walking Alone</em> by Nina Bergman &amp; Jonah Nimoy.</p></div><p>You can check out the track that features Slash here:</p><div id="youtube2-bUUQolH1JGA" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;bUUQolH1JGA&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/bUUQolH1JGA?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>If you&#8217;re not familiar with the original 1983 version, here&#8217;s a trailer:</p><div id="youtube2-P8FTMs4hzZk" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;P8FTMs4hzZk&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/P8FTMs4hzZk?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>And you can watch the trailer for the 2025 reboot here:</p><div id="youtube2-fAdo8drjc_M" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;fAdo8drjc_M&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/fAdo8drjc_M?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><h2>Dice Rolling in Space</h2><p>Whether you like space rock (e.g., Hawkwind) or songs about astronauts (e.g., &#8220;Space Oddity&#8221; by David Bowie), I think you will appreciate this video of how to roll a 20-sided die in space that has been making the rounds:</p><div class="instagram-embed-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;instagram_id&quot;:&quot;DWt49dkjKUj&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Instagram&quot;,&quot;author_name&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;thumbnail_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/__ss-rehost__IG-meta-DWt49dkjKUj.png&quot;,&quot;like_count&quot;:null,&quot;comment_count&quot;:null,&quot;profile_pic_url&quot;:null,&quot;follower_count&quot;:null,&quot;timestamp&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true}" data-component-name="InstagramToDOM"></div><p>Per this <em><a href="https://www.belloflostsouls.net/2026/04/rejoice-roleplaying-in-space-is-absolutely-possible-turns-out-dd-in-space-isnt-just-sci-fi.html">Bell of Lost Souls</a></em><a href="https://www.belloflostsouls.net/2026/04/rejoice-roleplaying-in-space-is-absolutely-possible-turns-out-dd-in-space-isnt-just-sci-fi.html"> article</a>, the astronaut is Rabea Rogge (the first German woman in space) from the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fram2">Fram2 mission</a> last year. The video put me in the mood for some <a href="https://www.foodandwine.com/lifestyle/how-nasa-made-tang-cool">Tang</a> &amp; <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traveller_(role-playing_game)">Traveller</a>!</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Board Game Origins of The Human League Plus Ballad Hunters RPG]]></title><description><![CDATA[Pelgrane Press has recently launched a crowdfunding campaign for Ballad Hunters, a tabletop roleplaying game with musical themes by Tristan Zimmerman.]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/board-game-origins-of-the-human-league</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/board-game-origins-of-the-human-league</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 13:02:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AkP4!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F39be22fa-b6a6-44b1-8b48-1ed5c9d6a0f6_700x894.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pelgrane Press has recently launched a <a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pelgranepress/ballad-hunters-rpg">crowdfunding campaign for </a><em><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pelgranepress/ballad-hunters-rpg">Ballad Hunters</a></em>, a tabletop roleplaying game with musical themes by Tristan Zimmerman. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AkP4!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F39be22fa-b6a6-44b1-8b48-1ed5c9d6a0f6_700x894.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AkP4!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F39be22fa-b6a6-44b1-8b48-1ed5c9d6a0f6_700x894.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AkP4!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F39be22fa-b6a6-44b1-8b48-1ed5c9d6a0f6_700x894.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AkP4!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F39be22fa-b6a6-44b1-8b48-1ed5c9d6a0f6_700x894.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AkP4!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F39be22fa-b6a6-44b1-8b48-1ed5c9d6a0f6_700x894.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AkP4!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F39be22fa-b6a6-44b1-8b48-1ed5c9d6a0f6_700x894.png" width="450" height="574.7142857142857" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/39be22fa-b6a6-44b1-8b48-1ed5c9d6a0f6_700x894.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:894,&quot;width&quot;:700,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:450,&quot;bytes&quot;:1194730,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The cover to Ballard Hunters by Tristan Zimmerman from Pelgrane Press. It features an illustration of a fine stringed instrument. I claim it's a lute, but I might be a lyre.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/193028021?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F39be22fa-b6a6-44b1-8b48-1ed5c9d6a0f6_700x894.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="The cover to Ballard Hunters by Tristan Zimmerman from Pelgrane Press. It features an illustration of a fine stringed instrument. I claim it's a lute, but I might be a lyre." title="The cover to Ballard Hunters by Tristan Zimmerman from Pelgrane Press. It features an illustration of a fine stringed instrument. I claim it's a lute, but I might be a lyre." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AkP4!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F39be22fa-b6a6-44b1-8b48-1ed5c9d6a0f6_700x894.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AkP4!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F39be22fa-b6a6-44b1-8b48-1ed5c9d6a0f6_700x894.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AkP4!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F39be22fa-b6a6-44b1-8b48-1ed5c9d6a0f6_700x894.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!AkP4!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F39be22fa-b6a6-44b1-8b48-1ed5c9d6a0f6_700x894.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Here is a description from Tristan Zimmerman&#8217;s <em><a href="https://moltensulfur.com/post/ballad-hunters-on-kickstarter/">Molten Sulfur Blog</a></em>:</p><div class="pullquote"><p><em>Ballad Hunters</em> is a game about singing and fighting magical folk ballads in 1813 England and Scotland. Across Britain, the folk ballads of the common people are coming to life. The dead walk, dragons rise, lovers betray one another, authorities condemn innocents to die &#8212; whatever happens in the song happens in real life.</p><p>In <em>Ballad Hunters</em>, you play amateur folklorists working as agents of the Crown. It&#8217;s up to you, armed with a little ballad magic, to decipher the clues in each song and keep people alive long enough to change the ending.</p><p>This is a tabletop roleplaying game about interpretation, anticipation, and pushing back against fate using the words of the song itself.</p></div><p>Rewards at the highest level even include a &#8220;fine musical instrument&#8221;!</p><p>Tristan Zimmerman previously published another TTRPG with music themes called <em><a href="https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/361935/shanty-hunters?affiliate_id=288067">Shanty Hunters</a></em>, in which &#8220;your character is a sailor or scholar drawn to the sea lanes to document shanties.&#8221;</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!H0kH!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F93a81077-300f-49c7-b06f-e799fb9b8f59_385x578.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!H0kH!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F93a81077-300f-49c7-b06f-e799fb9b8f59_385x578.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!H0kH!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F93a81077-300f-49c7-b06f-e799fb9b8f59_385x578.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!H0kH!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F93a81077-300f-49c7-b06f-e799fb9b8f59_385x578.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!H0kH!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F93a81077-300f-49c7-b06f-e799fb9b8f59_385x578.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!H0kH!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F93a81077-300f-49c7-b06f-e799fb9b8f59_385x578.jpeg" width="385" height="578" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/93a81077-300f-49c7-b06f-e799fb9b8f59_385x578.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:578,&quot;width&quot;:385,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:71848,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;Cover of the Shanty Hunters RPG by Tristan Zimmerman. It features an illustration of a historical sailing vessel on choppy waters.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/193028021?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F93a81077-300f-49c7-b06f-e799fb9b8f59_385x578.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="Cover of the Shanty Hunters RPG by Tristan Zimmerman. It features an illustration of a historical sailing vessel on choppy waters." title="Cover of the Shanty Hunters RPG by Tristan Zimmerman. It features an illustration of a historical sailing vessel on choppy waters." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!H0kH!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F93a81077-300f-49c7-b06f-e799fb9b8f59_385x578.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!H0kH!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F93a81077-300f-49c7-b06f-e799fb9b8f59_385x578.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!H0kH!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F93a81077-300f-49c7-b06f-e799fb9b8f59_385x578.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!H0kH!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F93a81077-300f-49c7-b06f-e799fb9b8f59_385x578.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Pledge your support at the <em><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pelgranepress/ballad-hunters-rpg">Ballad Hunters</a></em><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pelgranepress/ballad-hunters-rpg"> campaign page</a>. </p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><h2>Human League - Board Game Origins</h2><p>I&#8217;ve written previously about how the band H&#252;sker D&#252; was named after a board game:</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;e9be4062-9941-43f6-ae8c-a6857a8fd901&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;I was a recent guest on John the MusicNut&#8217;s Youtube channel to discuss H&#252;sker D&#252;&#8217;s live album The Living End. This album was recorded in 1987 but was not released until 1994, nearly seven years after the band broke up. I was especially excited for this conversation, not just because H&#252;sker D&#252; is a top-10 band for me, but because I was at one of the show&#8230;&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;showDescription&quot;:true,&quot;showImage&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;The Games of H&#252;sker D&#252;&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:3818302,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Matt Thompson&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;I publish Critical Hit Parader, which focuses on the intersection of music &amp; tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGs). I am a panelist on the Contrarians YouTube channel, and I record music under the name The MT Promise (mtpromise.com). &quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5c3cd641-5c44-4475-9f8a-43d89b78b8f0_476x476.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2026-02-25T14:03:05.802Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/xzzGzT1XZlY&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/the-games-of-husker-du&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:188973238,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:13,&quot;comment_count&quot;:4,&quot;publication_id&quot;:1282367,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;Critical Hit Parader&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3pfN!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0eee6971-591c-447c-a7ec-36cb5bd835fc_256x256.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><p>Now thanks to a terrific article by <a href="https://substack.com/@thetwelveinch">P&#233; Dupre</a>, I learned that The Human League was also inspired by a board game to come up with their band name. This <em><a href="https://americansongwriter.com/behind-the-band-name-the-human-league/">American Songwriter</a></em><a href="https://americansongwriter.com/behind-the-band-name-the-human-league/"> article</a> provides additional details:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>It&#8217;s 1977, Sheffield, England, and The Human League have found their band name in one of the most unlikely places: a science fiction board game.</p><p>First published by Simulations Publications Inc. in 1974, StarForce: Alpha Centauri (&#8220;Interstellar Conflict in the 25th Century&#8221;) was a best-selling sci-fi board game to reach the mass market within the genre.</p><p>Structured for one to three players, the game board featured a map of 74 star systems with the Earth at its center where ships moved by telekinetic powers. When ships landed in the same space, combat would ensue.</p><p>Star Force was published from 1974 through 1982 with The Human League taking its name from one of the interstellar states within the game.</p></div><p>How cool is that?</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gNWa!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2cc49a41-02e3-480d-9234-0362a3c002c6_411x540.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gNWa!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2cc49a41-02e3-480d-9234-0362a3c002c6_411x540.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gNWa!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2cc49a41-02e3-480d-9234-0362a3c002c6_411x540.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gNWa!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2cc49a41-02e3-480d-9234-0362a3c002c6_411x540.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gNWa!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2cc49a41-02e3-480d-9234-0362a3c002c6_411x540.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gNWa!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2cc49a41-02e3-480d-9234-0362a3c002c6_411x540.png" width="411" height="540" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/2cc49a41-02e3-480d-9234-0362a3c002c6_411x540.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:540,&quot;width&quot;:411,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:452021,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The cover of the 1974 board game StarForce: Alpha Centauri. 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Rex, Aslan, & Sarah Sparks]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Swedish heavy metal band Narnia recently announced their 10th album, which will be released in May.]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/narnia-inspired-music-waterboys-t</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/narnia-inspired-music-waterboys-t</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 13:03:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4pjF!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5fd638b6-6d6a-400b-a011-1c0a4d5ba812_2856x2142.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Swedish heavy metal band Narnia recently announced their 10th album, which will be released in May. Here are some details from a <em><a href="https://bravewords.com/news/melodic-metal-pioneers-narnia-to-release-x-album-in-may/">Bravewords</a></em><a href="https://bravewords.com/news/melodic-metal-pioneers-narnia-to-release-x-album-in-may/"> article</a>:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Swedish metallers, Narnia, are proud to announce their tenth studio album, X, set for release on May 29 via Sound Pollution, marking the band&#8217;s 30th anniversary and nearly three decades of unwavering presence on the international metal scene.</p><p>While their previous release Ghost Town (2023) reaffirmed the band&#8217;s melodic metal foundation, X expands Narnia&#8217;s sonic landscape. The album moves confidently between soaring, arena-ready choruses and more adventurous, progressive passages, without ever losing the band&#8217;s unmistakable identity.</p><p>Guitarist CJ Grimmark comments: &#8220;This album represents both where we come from and where we&#8217;re heading. It&#8217;s heavier, broader, and more dynamic, but still unmistakably Narnia.&#8221;</p><p>X stands as both a celebration of Narnia&#8217;s legacy and a bold statement of where the band stands today&#8212;musically sharper, more diverse, and more confident than ever.</p></div><p>The band&#8217;s name, of course, come from <em>The Chronicles of Narnia</em> by C.S. Lewis. According to the <a href="https://narniatheband.com/biography/">group&#8217;s website</a>, vocalist Christian Liljegren thought &#8220;Narnia&#8221; would be a great name for a band after having watched the animated <em>The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe</em>. One of the songs in Narnia&#8217;s catalog that is directly about Lewis&#8217;s stories is &#8220;The Witch and the Lion&#8221; from the band&#8217;s 2001 Desert Land album:</p><div id="youtube2-CdhW75aYcnc" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;CdhW75aYcnc&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/CdhW75aYcnc?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><p>Narnia are not the only musicians to be inspired by the fiction of C.S. Lewis. Below are four more examples&#8230;</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4pjF!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5fd638b6-6d6a-400b-a011-1c0a4d5ba812_2856x2142.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4pjF!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5fd638b6-6d6a-400b-a011-1c0a4d5ba812_2856x2142.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4pjF!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5fd638b6-6d6a-400b-a011-1c0a4d5ba812_2856x2142.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4pjF!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5fd638b6-6d6a-400b-a011-1c0a4d5ba812_2856x2142.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4pjF!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5fd638b6-6d6a-400b-a011-1c0a4d5ba812_2856x2142.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4pjF!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5fd638b6-6d6a-400b-a011-1c0a4d5ba812_2856x2142.jpeg" width="1456" height="1092" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5fd638b6-6d6a-400b-a011-1c0a4d5ba812_2856x2142.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1092,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:2028535,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The seven books of The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis. Also shown the books The Narnia Code and Not A Tame Lion. In the background, two albums by Howling Giant can be seen.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/173813280?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5fd638b6-6d6a-400b-a011-1c0a4d5ba812_2856x2142.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="The seven books of The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis. Also shown the books The Narnia Code and Not A Tame Lion. In the background, two albums by Howling Giant can be seen." title="The seven books of The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis. Also shown the books The Narnia Code and Not A Tame Lion. In the background, two albums by Howling Giant can be seen." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4pjF!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5fd638b6-6d6a-400b-a011-1c0a4d5ba812_2856x2142.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4pjF!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5fd638b6-6d6a-400b-a011-1c0a4d5ba812_2856x2142.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4pjF!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5fd638b6-6d6a-400b-a011-1c0a4d5ba812_2856x2142.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!4pjF!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5fd638b6-6d6a-400b-a011-1c0a4d5ba812_2856x2142.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><h2>Aslan</h2><p>The Irish rock band <a href="https://aslan-news.co.uk/aslan-biography/">Aslan</a> &#8220;took their name from the heroic lion in C.S. Lewis&#8217;s series of books chronicling the fictional land of Narnia.&#8221; Although they do not have any songs named &#8220;Puddleglum&#8221; or &#8220;Queen Prunaprismia,&#8221; they do have a song called &#8220;Goodbye Charlie Moonhead&#8221;:</p><div id="youtube2-SD7FOs3wz_o" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;SD7FOs3wz_o&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/SD7FOs3wz_o?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><h2>Tyrannosaurus Rex</h2><p>Marc Bolan&#8217;s Tyrannosaurus Rex (later T. Rex) have a message on the back of their debut album that reads &#8220;Dedicated to Aslan and the Old Narnians&#8221;:</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ixyS!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6673ac41-253a-491d-861b-61923c1d3dc5_575x574.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ixyS!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6673ac41-253a-491d-861b-61923c1d3dc5_575x574.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ixyS!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6673ac41-253a-491d-861b-61923c1d3dc5_575x574.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ixyS!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6673ac41-253a-491d-861b-61923c1d3dc5_575x574.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ixyS!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6673ac41-253a-491d-861b-61923c1d3dc5_575x574.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ixyS!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6673ac41-253a-491d-861b-61923c1d3dc5_575x574.jpeg" width="575" height="574" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/6673ac41-253a-491d-861b-61923c1d3dc5_575x574.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:574,&quot;width&quot;:575,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:88770,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The back of the album \&quot;My People Were Fair And Had Sky In Their Hair... But Now They're Content To Wear Stars On Their Brows\&quot; by Tyrannosaurus Rex. Among the credits it says \&quot;Dedicated to Aslan and the Old Narnians.\&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/173813280?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6673ac41-253a-491d-861b-61923c1d3dc5_575x574.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="The back of the album &quot;My People Were Fair And Had Sky In Their Hair... But Now They're Content To Wear Stars On Their Brows&quot; by Tyrannosaurus Rex. Among the credits it says &quot;Dedicated to Aslan and the Old Narnians.&quot;" title="The back of the album &quot;My People Were Fair And Had Sky In Their Hair... But Now They're Content To Wear Stars On Their Brows&quot; by Tyrannosaurus Rex. Among the credits it says &quot;Dedicated to Aslan and the Old Narnians.&quot;" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ixyS!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6673ac41-253a-491d-861b-61923c1d3dc5_575x574.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ixyS!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6673ac41-253a-491d-861b-61923c1d3dc5_575x574.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ixyS!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6673ac41-253a-491d-861b-61923c1d3dc5_575x574.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ixyS!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6673ac41-253a-491d-861b-61923c1d3dc5_575x574.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><h2>The Waterboys</h2><p>The song &#8220;Church Not Made with Hands&#8221; by the Waterboys has the lyric &#8220;Bye bye shadowlands/The term is over/And holidays have all begun.&#8221; This appears to reference the text in Lewis&#8217;s <em>The Last Battle</em> that reads as follows:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>&#8220;Your father and mother and  all of you are&#8212;as you used to call it in the Shadowlands&#8212;dead. The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning.&#8221;</p></div><p>Check out the song here:</p><div id="youtube2-B51LoyMLby8" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;B51LoyMLby8&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/B51LoyMLby8?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><h2>Sarah Sparks</h2><p>Singer/songwriter Sarah Sparks released an album called <em>Into the Lantern Waste</em> in 2014. According to this <em><a href="https://storywarren.com/review-into-the-lantern-waste/">StoryWarren</a></em><a href="https://storywarren.com/review-into-the-lantern-waste/"> review</a>, the &#8220;songs are inspired by the Chronicles of Narnia and explore C.S. Lewis&#8217;s message of redemption through a combination of storytelling and soulful melodies.&#8221; Listen here:</p><div id="youtube2-CjKtFRgPvt0" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;CjKtFRgPvt0&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/CjKtFRgPvt0?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Did Dio Play D&D? ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plus The Stooges & Lenny and the Squigtones]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/did-dio-play-d-and-d</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/did-dio-play-d-and-d</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2026 13:02:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3F9y!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed6df132-f4f9-4aba-a9e2-cdcf03653d30_640x480.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will be appearing at <a href="https://tabletop.events/conventions/dungeon-con-2026">Dungeon Con</a> in Fort Wayne, IN on May 2-3. We will have a Critical Hit Parader table in the exhibit hall, and I will be hosting two sessions to play test my up coming Battle of the Bands game. Hope to see some of you there!</p><p>In preparation for the con, I&#8217;m writing three new music zines. In doing research for one of them, I came across this great quote from a Ronnie James Dio interview in a 1987 issue of <em>Kerrang</em> magazine:</p><div class="pullquote"><p><em>&#8220;No, I&#8217;ve never played the game&#8230;I&#8217;ve heard of it, but I haven&#8217;t actually played it&#8230;&#8221;</em></p><p><em>The game Ronnie James Dio is referring to is Dungeons &amp; Dragons, a hellishly long item that explores the limits of magic, dragons, castles etc. via a complex set of rules. It becomes an obsession with the people who play it and, well, y&#8217;know with Ronnie&#8217;s interest in dragons and all that&#8230;I just thought he might have played it.</em></p></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3F9y!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed6df132-f4f9-4aba-a9e2-cdcf03653d30_640x480.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3F9y!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed6df132-f4f9-4aba-a9e2-cdcf03653d30_640x480.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3F9y!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed6df132-f4f9-4aba-a9e2-cdcf03653d30_640x480.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3F9y!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed6df132-f4f9-4aba-a9e2-cdcf03653d30_640x480.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3F9y!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed6df132-f4f9-4aba-a9e2-cdcf03653d30_640x480.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3F9y!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed6df132-f4f9-4aba-a9e2-cdcf03653d30_640x480.jpeg" width="480" height="640" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/ed6df132-f4f9-4aba-a9e2-cdcf03653d30_640x480.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:640,&quot;width&quot;:480,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:268038,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;A photo of an issue of Kerrang magazine. It shows a picture of a crouching Ronnie James Dio with a headline of \&quot;Fright Knight Dio Dreams Evil.\&quot; Band names mentioned on the cover include Ozzy, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Motley Crue, and Nuclear Assault.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/191862311?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed6df132-f4f9-4aba-a9e2-cdcf03653d30_640x480.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="A photo of an issue of Kerrang magazine. It shows a picture of a crouching Ronnie James Dio with a headline of &quot;Fright Knight Dio Dreams Evil.&quot; Band names mentioned on the cover include Ozzy, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Motley Crue, and Nuclear Assault." title="A photo of an issue of Kerrang magazine. It shows a picture of a crouching Ronnie James Dio with a headline of &quot;Fright Knight Dio Dreams Evil.&quot; Band names mentioned on the cover include Ozzy, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Motley Crue, and Nuclear Assault." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3F9y!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed6df132-f4f9-4aba-a9e2-cdcf03653d30_640x480.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3F9y!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed6df132-f4f9-4aba-a9e2-cdcf03653d30_640x480.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3F9y!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed6df132-f4f9-4aba-a9e2-cdcf03653d30_640x480.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3F9y!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed6df132-f4f9-4aba-a9e2-cdcf03653d30_640x480.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>The interviewer was Steffan Chirazi. Often music journalists have described Dio&#8217;s lyrics as being about magic, rainbows, knights, dungeons and dragons (with lowercase d&#8217;s). I never thought Ronnie played D&amp;D, but this is the first time I have seen an interviewer directly ask. I always get a kick out of how &#8220;mainstream&#8221; publications described the game in the 80s. You can always usually count on references to how complicated the game is, how long the rules are, and how obsessed the players can be. Chirazi hits on all three in his description.</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><div><hr></div><p>In a previous newsletter about the music of Dr. Demento, I mentioned that there had been an Advanced Dungeons &amp; Dragons adventure called <em>The Dungeon of Dr. Demento</em> that was created for the 1984 Massconfusion gaming convention held in Worcester, Massachusetts:</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;6b6b221e-640c-4402-bee5-40626f7516dd&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;After writing about MAD Magazine last week, my thoughts turned to another regular source of satire and music from my childhood: The Dr. Demento Show. I loved listening to the &#8220;mad music and crazy comedy&#8221; on the radio while lying in bed on Sunday nights, and I would occasionally tape the broadcast for future repeated listening.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;showDescription&quot;:true,&quot;showImage&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Connecting the D&amp;D Threads of Dr. Demento, Community, &amp; Rick and Morty&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:3818302,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Matt Thompson&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;I publish Critical Hit Parader, which focuses on the intersection of music &amp; tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGs). I am a panelist on the Contrarians YouTube channel, and I record music under the name The MT Promise (mtpromise.com). &quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5c3cd641-5c44-4475-9f8a-43d89b78b8f0_476x476.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2025-12-10T14:03:30.003Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!rZoi!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb73668cc-8c5e-4f05-b1a7-afd01f475f1e_837x1008.png&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/connecting-the-d-and-d-threads-of&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:180712173,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:11,&quot;comment_count&quot;:11,&quot;publication_id&quot;:1282367,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;Critical Hit Parader&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3pfN!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0eee6971-591c-447c-a7ec-36cb5bd835fc_256x256.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><p>In the comments for that newsletter, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/yochaigal.bsky.social">Yochai Gal</a> told me that a reprint of the adventure was available on Lulu. I was excited when my copy arrived so I could at last uncover the secrets held within <em>The Dungeon of Dr. Demento.</em> </p><p>Although I found no direct connections to the &#8220;mad music and crazy comedy&#8221; of <em>The Dr. Demento Show</em> in the adventure, there is an appearance by Lenny and the Squigtones playing in the Bouncing Balrog Inn.</p><div id="youtube2-kozXmXBuJHE" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;kozXmXBuJHE&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/kozXmXBuJHE?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>Characters will also run into The Three Stooges. I know I heard their &#8220;The Alphabet Song&#8221; at least once on <em>The Dr. Demento Show.</em></p><div id="youtube2-bgmdnxtz3Bo" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;bgmdnxtz3Bo&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/bgmdnxtz3Bo?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>That track is a favorite of mine, as you can see from this journal entry:</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rc1z!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7606959d-807b-4b8e-a1c3-4f0382c6e74c_640x406.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rc1z!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7606959d-807b-4b8e-a1c3-4f0382c6e74c_640x406.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rc1z!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7606959d-807b-4b8e-a1c3-4f0382c6e74c_640x406.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rc1z!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7606959d-807b-4b8e-a1c3-4f0382c6e74c_640x406.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rc1z!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7606959d-807b-4b8e-a1c3-4f0382c6e74c_640x406.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rc1z!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7606959d-807b-4b8e-a1c3-4f0382c6e74c_640x406.jpeg" width="530" height="336.21875" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/7606959d-807b-4b8e-a1c3-4f0382c6e74c_640x406.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:406,&quot;width&quot;:640,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:530,&quot;bytes&quot;:146359,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;A photo showing part of a page from a journal. It says My Favorite Songs by the Stooges: 5) Raw Power 4) I Wanna Be Your Dog 3) T.V. Eye 2) The Alphabet Song 1) Search and Destroy&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/191862311?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7606959d-807b-4b8e-a1c3-4f0382c6e74c_640x406.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="A photo showing part of a page from a journal. It says My Favorite Songs by the Stooges: 5) Raw Power 4) I Wanna Be Your Dog 3) T.V. Eye 2) The Alphabet Song 1) Search and Destroy" title="A photo showing part of a page from a journal. It says My Favorite Songs by the Stooges: 5) Raw Power 4) I Wanna Be Your Dog 3) T.V. Eye 2) The Alphabet Song 1) Search and Destroy" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rc1z!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7606959d-807b-4b8e-a1c3-4f0382c6e74c_640x406.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rc1z!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7606959d-807b-4b8e-a1c3-4f0382c6e74c_640x406.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rc1z!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7606959d-807b-4b8e-a1c3-4f0382c6e74c_640x406.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rc1z!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7606959d-807b-4b8e-a1c3-4f0382c6e74c_640x406.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>My favorite parts of the dungeon are the last two rooms. In the penultimate room, a hoard of dragons all simultaneously shoot their breath weapons on the players, who must make 72 saving throws. In the last room, orcs fire 5 <a href="https://bolo.fandom.com/wiki/Bolo_Mark_XXIII">Bolo Mark XXIIIs</a> for a total of 35,000 hit points of damage. The guaranteed TPK is justified in the dungeon intro, which sets the adventure up as a Dungeon Master (DM) revenge fantasy:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>&#8220;&#8230;we see people walking around and talking about their 33rd level cleric and the wonderous things he has done, or 45th level rangers whose walk shakes the woods as they stroll around. How do people get things like this? Obviously many such characters come from little kids who really don&#8217;t understand the game very well, and who allow themselves to walk around with sack-fulls of magic items and gain experience by slaughtering everything in sight, with the willing cooperation of a DM who knows as little about the game as they do.</p><p>Then again, there are a fair number of adults who have mind boggling characters as well, enough so that I sometimes wonder about the people who call themselves dungeon masters out there, and exactly what sort of game they are actually running.&#8221;</p></div><p>Perhaps Steffan Chirazi was right. Perhaps the reason the <em>The Dungeon of Dr. Demento </em>author has encountered so many who misunderstand the game is due to Dungeons &amp; Dragons being &#8220;<em>a hellishly long item that explores the limits of magic, dragons, castles etc. via a complex set of rules.&#8221; </em>No wonder Ronnie never played.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Karl Edward Wagner Music from Eternal Champion]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plus Pink Floyd's &#8220;Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun&#8221;]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/karl-edward-wagner-music-from-eternal</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/karl-edward-wagner-music-from-eternal</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 13:02:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hwPg!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b8a09-d53e-4c0e-a6b3-b4cd79a873da_1452x1452.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Texas heavy metal band Eternal Champion has released a 2-song EP based on the novel <em>Dark Crusade</em> by Karl Edward Wagner. The novel features Wagner&#8217;s best known character, Kane. The album is called <em>Friend of War</em>, and the cover features an evocative oil painting by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/batdog/">Burney</a>. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hwPg!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b8a09-d53e-4c0e-a6b3-b4cd79a873da_1452x1452.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hwPg!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b8a09-d53e-4c0e-a6b3-b4cd79a873da_1452x1452.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hwPg!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b8a09-d53e-4c0e-a6b3-b4cd79a873da_1452x1452.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hwPg!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b8a09-d53e-4c0e-a6b3-b4cd79a873da_1452x1452.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hwPg!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b8a09-d53e-4c0e-a6b3-b4cd79a873da_1452x1452.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hwPg!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b8a09-d53e-4c0e-a6b3-b4cd79a873da_1452x1452.png" width="660" height="660" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/4b9b8a09-d53e-4c0e-a6b3-b4cd79a873da_1452x1452.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1452,&quot;width&quot;:1452,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:660,&quot;bytes&quot;:3578203,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;Album cover for Friend of War by the band Eternal Champion. It features an oil painting by Burney depciting a warrior with bare chest, red beard and long red hair holding a large sword.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/191178229?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b8a09-d53e-4c0e-a6b3-b4cd79a873da_1452x1452.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="Album cover for Friend of War by the band Eternal Champion. It features an oil painting by Burney depciting a warrior with bare chest, red beard and long red hair holding a large sword." title="Album cover for Friend of War by the band Eternal Champion. It features an oil painting by Burney depciting a warrior with bare chest, red beard and long red hair holding a large sword." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hwPg!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b8a09-d53e-4c0e-a6b3-b4cd79a873da_1452x1452.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hwPg!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b8a09-d53e-4c0e-a6b3-b4cd79a873da_1452x1452.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hwPg!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b8a09-d53e-4c0e-a6b3-b4cd79a873da_1452x1452.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hwPg!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b8a09-d53e-4c0e-a6b3-b4cd79a873da_1452x1452.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Robert E. Howard scholar Mark Finn wrote about Karl Edward Wagner in Finn&#8217;s always excellent <a href="https://open.substack.com/pub/ntab/p/weekly-briefing-from-the-north-texas?r=29u7y&amp;selection=c0942f99-6b41-4335-a4a2-47a54bdfae82&amp;utm_campaign=post-share-selection&amp;utm_medium=web&amp;aspectRatio=square&amp;textColor=%23ffffff&amp;bgImage=true">The North Texas Apocalypse Bunker Weekly Report</a>: </p><div class="pullquote"><p>&#8220;Karl Edward Wagner was a sword and sorcery author who was very influential for my generation&#8217;s nerds and geeks, particularly if you were into sword and sorcery, like me. His Kane books were published and reprinted for years with iconic Frank Frazetta covers (that later found their way onto Molly Hatchet albums, among other places). He also was a canny editor, working with DAW for years on their Year&#8217;s Best Horror anthologies. The documentary does a great job of explaining to the audience why Wagner was considered a big deal and why people continue to think of him fondly and reverently. I was particularly pleased to see people making a case for Wagner&#8217;s work being steeped in a Southern gothic/folklore tradition, as this is something I&#8217;ve talked about often in relation to Robert E. Howard. For years, I said if REH was the first word in Sword and Sorcery fiction, KEW was the last word. The reason why Wagner was so successful at writing in a Howardesque way and others were not is that they both came from similar places, but did their own things with the source materials.&#8221;</p></div><p>The <em>Dark Crusade</em> novel by Karl Edward Wagner has another musical connection in that the paperback cover of the book featured the Frank Frazetta painting called <em>Dark Kingdom</em>. The same painting was later used as the album cover for Molly Hatchet&#8217;s 1979 record <em>Flirtin&#8217; with Disaster</em>.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Xh0a!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8d4db546-e6b2-4d71-928a-00ad70a8f31c_1736x2719.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Xh0a!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8d4db546-e6b2-4d71-928a-00ad70a8f31c_1736x2719.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Xh0a!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8d4db546-e6b2-4d71-928a-00ad70a8f31c_1736x2719.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Xh0a!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8d4db546-e6b2-4d71-928a-00ad70a8f31c_1736x2719.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Xh0a!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8d4db546-e6b2-4d71-928a-00ad70a8f31c_1736x2719.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Xh0a!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8d4db546-e6b2-4d71-928a-00ad70a8f31c_1736x2719.jpeg" width="564" height="883.1868131868132" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/8d4db546-e6b2-4d71-928a-00ad70a8f31c_1736x2719.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:2280,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:564,&quot;bytes&quot;:1372103,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The cover of the Dark Crusade novel by Karl Edward Wagner as shown in the book \&quot;Frazetta Book Cover Art\&quot; by J. David Spurlock. It depicts a warrior with a winged helmet wielding an axe one handed. The warrior has a red beard and a red cape billows out behind him.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/191178229?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8d4db546-e6b2-4d71-928a-00ad70a8f31c_1736x2719.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="The cover of the Dark Crusade novel by Karl Edward Wagner as shown in the book &quot;Frazetta Book Cover Art&quot; by J. David Spurlock. It depicts a warrior with a winged helmet wielding an axe one handed. The warrior has a red beard and a red cape billows out behind him." title="The cover of the Dark Crusade novel by Karl Edward Wagner as shown in the book &quot;Frazetta Book Cover Art&quot; by J. David Spurlock. It depicts a warrior with a winged helmet wielding an axe one handed. The warrior has a red beard and a red cape billows out behind him." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Xh0a!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8d4db546-e6b2-4d71-928a-00ad70a8f31c_1736x2719.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Xh0a!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8d4db546-e6b2-4d71-928a-00ad70a8f31c_1736x2719.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Xh0a!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8d4db546-e6b2-4d71-928a-00ad70a8f31c_1736x2719.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Xh0a!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8d4db546-e6b2-4d71-928a-00ad70a8f31c_1736x2719.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Getting back to the band Eternal Champion, vocalist Jason Tarpey explained how he was inspired by fantasy and horror literature in a <em><a href="https://www.decibelmagazine.com/2016/10/26/the-heavy-metal-bard-an-interview-with-jason-tarpey-of-eternal-champion/">Decibel</a></em><a href="https://www.decibelmagazine.com/2016/10/26/the-heavy-metal-bard-an-interview-with-jason-tarpey-of-eternal-champion/"> magazine interview</a>:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>I loved fantasy as a kid. Along with reading Conan comic books I was watching Conan the Barbarian, Beastmaster, Krull, Red Sonja, The Sword and the Sorcerer movies religiously growing up, so I had a penchant for this already. While Iron Age was just beginning, I was wondering where the inspiration for The Icemen song &#8220;Shadow Out Of Time&#8221; was and I discovered the H.P. Lovecraft story of the same name. I was familiar with his name from seeing &#8220;The Unnamable&#8221; and &#8220;The Re-animator&#8221; movies as a kid but had never cracked one of his books. After reading Lovecraft for the first time I became obsessed, it had a HUGE impact on me. I must have read every story he wrote within a few months and I wanted to find more bands that had songs based on Lovecraft&#8217;s works and the works of other writers of weird fiction like Robert E. Howard.</p></div><p>The band&#8217;s Eternal Champion name comes from Michael Moorcock&#8217;s multiverse character. Tarpey explained the appeal of Moorcock&#8217;s writing in the same interview:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>&#8220;I think what really stands out in Moorcock&#8217;s work is the dichotomy of Law &amp; Chaos. It&#8217;s more than good and evil and frankly a bit more relevant to our world as we live in it today. It&#8217;s a balance between stagnant law or formless chaos, an eternal struggle that pits an incarnated champion against the unchecked advances of either force. It gives Moorcock the ability to create different worlds in different times in an endless multiverse. It&#8217;s rife with good ideas, interesting characters with many arcs, which is what I like to write about.&#8221;</p></div><p>Preview the full <em>Friend of War </em>EP and purchase a digital copy from the <a href="https://eternalchampion.bandcamp.com/album/friend-of-war">Eternal Champion Bandcamp page</a>. </p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><h2>Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun</h2><p>Speaking of Michael Moorcock, his involvement in bands like Hawkwind and Blue &#214;yster Cult is <a href="https://open.substack.com/pub/criticalhitparader/p/hawkwinds-warriors-on-the-edge-of?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&amp;utm_medium=web">well documented</a>. But lesser known, perhaps, is the way he influenced Pink Floyd. As explained in this <em>Grunge</em> article entitled &#8220;<a href="https://www.grunge.com/2121117/rock-songs-1968-sound-even-cooler-today/">5 Rock Songs From 1968 That Sound Even Cooler Today</a>,&#8221; Moorcock&#8217;s <em>The Fireclown</em> inspired Floyd&#8217;s psychedelic classic &#8220;Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun.&#8221; Author Andrew Amelinckx explains some of the lyric origins:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Pink Floyd&#8217;s song &#8220;Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun&#8221; from the band&#8217;s second studio album, &#8220;A Saucerful of Secrets,&#8221; is filled with mystery and meditation, as well as a touch of menace underpinning the tune. With an unconventional use of instrumentation, including Richard Wright&#8217;s vibraphone and Nick Mason&#8217;s jazz-inspired improvisational tom-tom playing, and a studio&#8217;s worth of echo, reverb, and the prerecorded sounds of seagulls, the song seems removed from time or place.</p><p>The lyrics only add to this feeling, with singer and bassist Roger Waters including lines taken directly from the works of several 9th-century Chinese poets of the late Tang Dynasty. Lyrics like &#8220;Little by little the night turns around / Counting the leaves which tremble at dawn&#8221; give the song an otherworldliness, especially contrasted with Waters&#8217; repeated lyrics sung in a mesmerizing cadence, &#8220;Set the controls for the heart of the sun / the heart of the sun.&#8221; The latter lyric was inspired by &#8220;The Fireclown,&#8221; a science-fiction novel by the author Michael Moorcock. This was Waters&#8217; first Pink Floyd song during a pivotal moment in the band&#8217;s history when guitarist Syd Barrett, dealing with mental health and other issues, was exiting the band and David Gilmour was coming in. History aside, this song remains as fresh today as when the band recorded it in 1968.</p></div><p>The Fireclown also appears in Blue &#214;yster Cult&#8217;s &#8220;The Great Sun Jester.&#8221; Listen to &#8220;Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun&#8221; here:</p><div id="youtube2-JcfgJrHo9XA" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;JcfgJrHo9XA&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/JcfgJrHo9XA?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[William Shatner's Heavy Metal Album]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plus All-Star Album from Nuclear Messiah]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/william-shatners-heavy-metal-album</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/william-shatners-heavy-metal-album</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2026 13:02:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!yDv7!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F53aa3320-f21f-4e14-89b3-131eb2cf0966_1204x678.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>William Shatner announced he is working on a heavy metal album. The 94-year old actor described the appeal of the metal music genre in this quote from a recent <em><a href="https://blabbermouth.net/news/william-shatner-announces-new-all-star-metal-album-featuring-35-hand-picked-metal-icons">Blabbermouth</a></em><a href="https://blabbermouth.net/news/william-shatner-announces-new-all-star-metal-album-featuring-35-hand-picked-metal-icons"> article</a>:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>"Metal has always been a place where imagination gets loud," Shatner said. "This album is a gathering of forces &#8212; each artist bringing their fire, their precision, their chaos. I chose them because they have something to say, and because metal demands honesty."</p></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!yDv7!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F53aa3320-f21f-4e14-89b3-131eb2cf0966_1204x678.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!yDv7!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F53aa3320-f21f-4e14-89b3-131eb2cf0966_1204x678.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!yDv7!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F53aa3320-f21f-4e14-89b3-131eb2cf0966_1204x678.png 848w, 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data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/53aa3320-f21f-4e14-89b3-131eb2cf0966_1204x678.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:678,&quot;width&quot;:1204,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:1026234,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;A photo of William Shatner holding a Les Paul electric guitar against a red smoky background.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/190340196?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F53aa3320-f21f-4e14-89b3-131eb2cf0966_1204x678.png&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="A photo of William Shatner holding a Les Paul electric guitar against a red smoky background." title="A photo of William Shatner holding a Les Paul electric guitar against a red smoky background." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!yDv7!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F53aa3320-f21f-4e14-89b3-131eb2cf0966_1204x678.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!yDv7!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F53aa3320-f21f-4e14-89b3-131eb2cf0966_1204x678.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!yDv7!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F53aa3320-f21f-4e14-89b3-131eb2cf0966_1204x678.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!yDv7!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F53aa3320-f21f-4e14-89b3-131eb2cf0966_1204x678.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 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This project is led by guitarist Chris Poland (ex-Megadeth) and features a who&#8217;s who of rock and metal royalty. 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"Now I am stepping out into the unknown once again with my new project in heavy metal. I am covering BLACK SABBATH, JUDAS PRIEST and IRON MAIDEN as well as a number of new songs written by my team. The whole project is destined for this year. I hope you will join me in the exploration."</p></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><p>William Shatner&#8217;s signature acting role was playing Captain James T. Kirk in the original <em>Star Trek</em> television series. Clues indicating Shatner&#8217;s interest in rock music were there from the beginning, as you can see from the following Captain Kirk quotes:</p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">&#8220;How we deal with death metal is at least as important as how we deal with life.&#8221; <br>-<em>Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan</em></p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;">&#8220;Without freedom of choice there is no creativity. No Devo album either.&#8221; <br>-<em>Star Trek</em>, Season One: &#8220;The Return of the Archons"</p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;">&#8220;It&#8217;s a mystery. And I don&#8217;t like mysteries. Except for the Dio song.&#8221;<br>-<em>Star Trek</em>, Season One: &#8220;The Man Trap&#8221;</p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;">&#8220;You suspect some Danger Danger?&#8221;<br>- <em>Star Trek</em>, Season One: &#8220;Space Seed&#8221;</p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;">&#8220;Perhaps man wasn&#8217;t meant for Paradise City. Maybe he was meant to claw, to scratch all the way.&#8221;<br>-<em>Star Trek</em>, Season One: &#8220;This Side Of Paradise&#8221;</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kool & the Gang plus Tales from the Tape Deck]]></title><description><![CDATA[Interview with Yamil Camacho]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/kool-and-the-gang-plus-tales-from</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/kool-and-the-gang-plus-tales-from</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2026 14:03:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/a341d1d8-c2ed-4e22-852b-9f9ef68a5952_948x596.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Tales from the Tape Deck</em> is a &#8220;tabletop role-playing game that fits in a cassette tape case.&#8221; Jointly created by <a href="https://www.suffety.com/">Ahmed Suffety</a> and <a href="https://www.joseyamil.com/">Yamil Camacho</a>, the game features music-related theming and mechanics. Here is a description from the <em><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/suffetygames/tales-from-the-tape-deck">Tales from the Tape Deck</a></em><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/suffetygames/tales-from-the-tape-deck"> crowdfunding page</a>:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Tales from the Tape Deck (TTD) is a rules-lite roleplaying game system that fits in a cassette tape box! Tales from the Tape Deck is a mashup of ruthless, fast-paced, old-school gameplay and a narrative-forward approach. For fans of Mork Borg, Dungeon Crawl Classics, and Shadowdark.</p><p>TTD uses a music playlist as a timer for each adventure or &#8220;Volume&#8221;. When the music stops, the session ends, whether you succeed or fail. The Playlist always influences the adventure, and the players can influence the playlist with Tape Powers.</p><p>Each Volume of TTD comes with a set of curated playlists for each game that build tension, aid game masters, and keep the clock ticking.</p></div><p>I wanted to learn more about the music inspirations behind the game, so I reached out to co-designer Yamil who kindly agreed to the following email interview: </p><p><em><strong>Matt:</strong> What is your origin story for listening to music and playing TTRPGs? Have you always seen a connection between the two?</em> </p><p><strong>Yamil: </strong>Mixing music and TTRPGs seemed like a natural connection. There is something ritualistic about each that blends well. Music can serve as the inspiration or the backdrop to the stories we well in TTRPGs. There&#8217;s also bands that have made albums about their campaigns. <em>Tales from the Tape Deck</em> feels like the right blend where you are interacting with the music as part of the collaborative storytelling.</p><p><em><strong>Matt:</strong> The boxes and inserts of cassette tapes play a significant role in Tales from the Tape Deck. Were cassettes part of your listening experience and in what way did the format influence the game?</em> </p><p><strong>Yamil: </strong>I am originally from Puerto Rico, my first cassettes were reggaeton, dancehall reggae, hip hop and salsa. I still have a couple from those days. I was inspired to make <em>Tales from the Tape Deck</em> after I went to The Scrap Exchange, a local art/thrift store and saw a barrel of empty cassette cases. I bought a couple, thinking they would make great storage for an RPG. Then I mentioned it to Ahmed and he encouraged me to pursue it. We ended up play-testing it at around 15 conventions last year.</p><p><em><strong>Matt:</strong> Has music influenced any of your other games or gaming experiences?</em> </p><p><strong>Yamil: </strong>Absolutely, I&#8217;d like to think my approach to writing is tied to hip hop. I &#8220;sample&#8221; from movies, books and other games. Most of my other releases like <em><a href="https://www.joseyamil.com/shop">When The Sky Comes Looking For You</a></em><a href="https://www.joseyamil.com/shop">, </a><em><a href="https://www.joseyamil.com/shop">Repentless</a></em><a href="https://www.joseyamil.com/shop"> and </a><em><a href="https://www.joseyamil.com/shop">Maiden, Mother &amp; Crone</a></em> are all songs that inspired me.</p><p><em><strong>Matt:</strong> Can you talk about how you matched particular genres of music with the different volumes of Tales from the Tape Deck and how you approached curating the playlists?</em> </p><p><strong>Yamil: </strong>Volume 1 is called <em>Righteous Ride of the Radicals</em>. It is inspired by Mad Max, Godzilla and Super Sentai so the music had to be fast and loud. The playlist for that one is mostly 80s metal or synth heavy music. Volume 2 is <em>Dawn without a Coffin</em> which is inspired by Anne Rice, Sinners and Pirate Borg. The playlist for that is New Orleans jazz. After that we have Volume 3: <em>DeDroid City</em>, inspired by Detroit house, electronica and hip hop. You play as sentient robots in a reverse-heist, trying to break into the servers and give sentience to the rest of the robots in the city. Lastly, Volume 4 <em>Madness Motel</em> is our spin on the Shining and is influenced by the classic horror movie soundtracks like John Carpenter. We wanted to show the diversity of music and the flexibility of <em>Tales from the Tape Deck</em>.</p><p><em><strong>Matt:</strong> With Critical Hit Parader, we have the concept of an Appendix LP, i.e., a list of inspirational music that has influenced tabletop role-playing. What bands/artists would be on your own personal Appendix LP list?</em> </p><p><strong>Yamil: </strong>Love the name: Appendix LP. My favorite band is Gogol Bordello. They mix so many genres together, sing in multiple languages and speak about being refugees and unity. To me, role-playing is about shared experiences and coming together. Motorhead&#8217;s &#8220;We are the Road Crew&#8221; is my convention anthem so they are definitely in my list. I have a battle vest that I wear to conventions with RPG and music patches. I have A Tribe Called Quest, MF Doom, Wu Tang Clan, the band Dungeon Crawl, so many others. Appendix N is pretty long so I don&#8217;t feel too bad with my list.</p><div><hr></div><p>I backed at the level that offers a limited edition cassette with original music by Yamil and other musicians, including <em>Critical Hit Parader</em> favorite <a href="https://lootthebody.bandcamp.com/music">Loot the Body</a>. You can pledge your support and pre-order <em>Tales from the Tape Deck</em> <a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/suffetygames/tales-from-the-tape-deck">here</a>. </p><p>To hear how another game designer&#8217;s work is tied to hip-hop, listen to my <em>Appendix LP Podcast</em> interview with Brendan LaSalle:</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;27afc964-dd97-41bf-81a5-d30cbbd50500&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;In this third episode of the Appendix LP podcast, my guest is Brendan LaSalle. Brendan is a game designer currently working for Goodman Games, who has written many adventures for the Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG, including several that were inspired by&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Listen now&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;showDescription&quot;:true,&quot;showImage&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Brendan LaSalle Interview | Ep. 3&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:3818302,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Matt Thompson&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;I publish Critical Hit Parader, which focuses on the intersection of music &amp; tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGs). I am a panelist on the Contrarians YouTube channel, and I record music under the name The MT Promise (mtpromise.com). &quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5c3cd641-5c44-4475-9f8a-43d89b78b8f0_476x476.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2023-07-23T12:00:42.192Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/572b07c2-578c-496e-b677-4f54e12d1c62_3000x3000.png&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/brendan-lasalle-interview-ep-3&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:135367529,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;podcast&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:2,&quot;comment_count&quot;:0,&quot;publication_id&quot;:1282367,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;Critical Hit Parader&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3pfN!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0eee6971-591c-447c-a7ec-36cb5bd835fc_256x256.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><h2>Kool &amp; The Gang - &#8220;Misled&#8221;</h2><p>This may be blasphemous for someone who has spent most of his life living in Massachusetts and North Carolina, but the only musician named James Taylor who I&#8217;m a fan of is JT from Kool &amp; the Gang. I happened to catch the band&#8217;s video for &#8220;Misled&#8221; while I had MTV Classic on in the background the other day. The song is one of my favorites from Kool &amp; the Gang, but I had only seen the video once or twice. It was not uncommon for artists in the 80s to put out ambitious music videos that had nothing to do with the lyrics of the song. &#8220;Misled&#8221; is one of the best of this type with a dancing apparition, an Indiana Jones style archeological dig, and masked cultists. </p><p>Get inspired for your next <em>Pulp Cthulhu</em> gaming session and watch the full video for &#8220;Misled&#8221; here:</p><div id="youtube2-1O8jsxj9Dqo" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;1O8jsxj9Dqo&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/1O8jsxj9Dqo?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Games of Hüsker Dü]]></title><description><![CDATA[Do You Remember?]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/the-games-of-husker-du</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/the-games-of-husker-du</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2026 14:03:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/xzzGzT1XZlY" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was a recent guest on John the MusicNut&#8217;s Youtube channel to discuss H&#252;sker D&#252;&#8217;s live album <em>The Living End</em>. This album was recorded in 1987 but was not released until 1994, nearly seven years after the band broke up. I was especially excited for this conversation, not just because H&#252;sker D&#252; is a top-10 band for me, but because I was at one of the shows that was recorded for the album. This was at the Living Room in Providence, RI, and it was a ferocious show.</p><p>You can listen to our full conversation here:</p><div id="youtube2-xzzGzT1XZlY" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;xzzGzT1XZlY&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:&quot;59s&quot;,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/xzzGzT1XZlY?start=59s&amp;rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>This provides an excuse to discuss some connections that H&#252;sker D&#252; has to games. The first is that the band&#8217;s name comes from the <em>H&#363;sker D&#363;?</em> memory board game (&#8220;husker du&#8221; is Norwegian for &#8220;do you remember&#8221;). H&#252;sker D&#252; guitarist/vocalist Bob Mould explained the band&#8217;s name origin in his <em>See a Little Light</em> autobiography:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>&#8220;&#8230;the three of us had to come up with a new (and better) name for our little band. One afternoon, while joking around with fake foregin language lyrics for a Talking Heads song, someone posed the couplet: &#8220;Psycho killer, H&#252;sker D&#252;, fa fa fa fa fa&#8230;&#8221; H&#252;sker D&#252; was the name of a board game (&#8220;in which the child can outwit the adult&#8221;) that was advertised on TV nonstop when we were kids. And there you have it. The beauty of the name was that it shared very little with the typical punk monikers of the day. Most other bands were named [insert adjective] [insert noun]. The name H&#252;sker D&#252; was an identifier, not a description. Despite the superficial inanity, the name had a certain timelessness, and that avoidance of conformity (not there&#8217;s a band name) served us well.&#8221;</p></div><p>After reading Mould&#8217;s book, I sing &#8220;H&#252;sker D&#252;&#8221; whenever I hear &#8220;Psycho Killer&#8221; on the car radio. I also think &#8220;[insert adjective]&#8221; is a pretty good band name. </p><p>You can watch one of those TV commercials for the game below. This one is from 1975:</p><div id="youtube2-dkatk5shhVA" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;dkatk5shhVA&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/dkatk5shhVA?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>The band had a &#8220;memorable&#8221; encounter with the game&#8217;s inventor as Bob Mould described in his book:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>&#8220;In Denver local music publication Westword came up with a brilliant idea - introduce members of H&#252;sker D&#252; (the band) to the designer of H&#252;sker D&#252; (the board game). That afternoon we all played a round of the game against the inventor, and were soundly trounced.&#8221;</p></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><p>H&#252;sker D&#252; has a song called &#8220;Games&#8221; from their album <em>Flip Your Wig</em>. Although the song is about relationships rather than a tabletop play experience, I enjoy pretending that the part of the song that mentions &#8220;memories&#8221; is about the <em>H&#363;sker D&#363;? </em>board game:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Memories go to reinforce <br>The things I have done for better or worse <br>It's a game that anyone can play <br>It's a game, some game that anyone can play</p></div><p>Listen to &#8220;Games&#8221; here:</p><div id="youtube2-yK3h0T-lMHc" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;yK3h0T-lMHc&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/yK3h0T-lMHc?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>The same album has a song named after another children&#8217;s toy: &#8220;Flexible Flyer.&#8221; This a melodic track written by Grant Hart, the band&#8217;s drummer/vocalist. The song perfectly matches my views on childhood, growing up, and my personal philosophy for living:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Down on my Flexible Flyer <br>To the bottom, how fast I would go <br>Just waiting for me under the tree <br>And out in the snow<br><br>A cowboy, a nurse or a fireman <br>There's so many things that you can be <br>You can set bigger goals, but set your soul <br>Yeah, set your soul free<br><br>Times, places and situations <br>Lead us to an early grave <br>When we get there we see <br>Just what did we save?<br><br>If your heart is a flame burning brightly <br>You'll have light and you'll never grow cold <br>And soon you will know that you just grow <br>You're not growing old<br><br>If the wheels of your wagon are rusty <br>You can paint them until they are new <br>You can roll down a hill, but if you can't <br>Then I pity you</p></div><p>Enjoy &#8220;Flexible Flyer&#8221; here:</p><div id="youtube2-6puVWzBmquE" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;6puVWzBmquE&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/6puVWzBmquE?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>Music and games keep me growing instead of growing old. I hope they have the same effect on you.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mountain: Jimi Hendrix & the King of Gondor]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plus Rabid Dogs Zine]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/mountain-jimi-hendrix-and-the-king</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/mountain-jimi-hendrix-and-the-king</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2026 14:03:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/PpbnCS_Ek3k" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The song "Tired Angels (to J.M.H.)" by the legendary rock band Mountain provides an unlikely connection between Jimi Hendrix and J.R.R. Tolkien&#8217;s Aragorn character. It was released on their <em>Nantucket Sleighride</em> album, and this <em><a href="https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-story-behind-the-song-nantucket-sleighride-by-mountain">Classic Rock</a></em><a href="https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-story-behind-the-song-nantucket-sleighride-by-mountain"> article</a> called the tune &#8220;a morbid, <em>Lord Of The Rings</em>-influenced tribute to Jimi Hendrix.&#8221; The clue to the Jimi Hendrix dedication is in the song title, as J.M.H. refers to James Marshall Hendrix. To catch the <em>Lord of the Rings</em> influence, you have to pay attention to the lyrics that reference the King of Gondor. Here are the full words to the song:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Put their shoulders to the big wheel<br>Work their fingers to the bone<br>Take their pleasures in the future<br>Put it down and bring it home<br>Walk around into the sundown<br>Looking for an honest man<br>Gentle people seeing too much<br>Aching to be what they can<br><br>Chorus:<br>Angels, tired angels<br>Tired down inside their shoes<br>All wanting grace<br>They live again, rhythm lines on the king of Gondor's face<br>Children, gentle children<br>Gentle leaving to the wars<br>They found their place<br>And live again, their rhythm lives on the king of Gondor's face<br><br>Sinking down into the lame words<br>Overflowing with their sorrows<br>Praying for it all to cease fire<br>Saturated with desire<br>Standing up to all the brave men<br>Laughing hollow at the day's end<br>Walking back and give a handshake<br>This is just another bad break</p></div><p>The song was written by Mountain band member Felix Pappalardi and his wife Gail Collins. Listen to the track here:</p><div id="youtube2-PpbnCS_Ek3k" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;PpbnCS_Ek3k&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/PpbnCS_Ek3k?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>Gail Collins also did the artwork for several Mountain albums, including Nantucket Sleighride: </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Udsd!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc2b9c7a7-459b-439a-9ae6-73f4d29480b8_2044x1940.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Udsd!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc2b9c7a7-459b-439a-9ae6-73f4d29480b8_2044x1940.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Udsd!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc2b9c7a7-459b-439a-9ae6-73f4d29480b8_2044x1940.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Udsd!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc2b9c7a7-459b-439a-9ae6-73f4d29480b8_2044x1940.jpeg 1272w, 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Collins.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/188145265?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc2b9c7a7-459b-439a-9ae6-73f4d29480b8_2044x1940.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="The album cover for Mountain's Nantucket Sleighride featuring artwork by Gail Collins." title="The album cover for Mountain's Nantucket Sleighride featuring artwork by Gail Collins." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Udsd!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc2b9c7a7-459b-439a-9ae6-73f4d29480b8_2044x1940.jpeg 424w, 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>I haven&#8217;t been able to track down more details about the literary influences of Pappalardi or Collins as the stories about the pair are mostly focused on the tragic events that ended Felix&#8217;s life. In the spring of 1983, Gail Collins shot her husband in their New York apartment. A lurid trial followed in which she was found not guilty of murder (despite compelling evidence against her) and convicted of a much lesser criminally negligent homicide charge. She served a couple of years in prison before being released on parole. Gail Collins died in Mexico in 2013.</p><p>The couple&#8217;s complete tale is full of sex, drugs, guns, and scandal. You can read more in this <em><a href="https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-death-of-felix-pappalardi">Classic Rock</a></em><a href="https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-death-of-felix-pappalardi"> article</a> that includes interviews with other members of Mountain.</p><p>&#8220;Tired Angels (to J.M.H.)&#8221; is not the only Tolkien reference in the Mountain catalog. The band&#8217;s <em>Live: The Road Goes Ever On</em> album is named from Tolkien&#8217;s &#8220;The Road Goes Ever On,&#8221; a walking song that appears in both The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kJvb!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0f09467-c346-407b-b538-9ce293aa244c_1136x1787.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kJvb!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0f09467-c346-407b-b538-9ce293aa244c_1136x1787.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kJvb!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0f09467-c346-407b-b538-9ce293aa244c_1136x1787.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kJvb!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0f09467-c346-407b-b538-9ce293aa244c_1136x1787.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kJvb!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0f09467-c346-407b-b538-9ce293aa244c_1136x1787.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kJvb!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0f09467-c346-407b-b538-9ce293aa244c_1136x1787.jpeg" width="547" height="860.4656690140845" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/f0f09467-c346-407b-b538-9ce293aa244c_1136x1787.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1787,&quot;width&quot;:1136,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:547,&quot;bytes&quot;:911577,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;A page from the book The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien that shows the lyircs from Bilbo's song \&quot;The Road Goes Ever On.\&quot; Here are the lyrics: Roads go ever ever on, Over rock and under tree, By caves where never sun has shone, By streams that never find the sea; Over snow by winter sown, And through the merry flowers of June, Over grass and over stone, And under mountains in the moon.  Roads go ever ever on Under cloud and under star, Yet feet that wandering have gone Turn at last to home afar. Eyes that fire and sword have seen And horror in the halls of stone Look at last on meadows green And trees and hills they long have known.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/188145265?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0f09467-c346-407b-b538-9ce293aa244c_1136x1787.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="A page from the book The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien that shows the lyircs from Bilbo's song &quot;The Road Goes Ever On.&quot; Here are the lyrics: Roads go ever ever on, Over rock and under tree, By caves where never sun has shone, By streams that never find the sea; Over snow by winter sown, And through the merry flowers of June, Over grass and over stone, And under mountains in the moon.  Roads go ever ever on Under cloud and under star, Yet feet that wandering have gone Turn at last to home afar. Eyes that fire and sword have seen And horror in the halls of stone Look at last on meadows green And trees and hills they long have known." title="A page from the book The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien that shows the lyircs from Bilbo's song &quot;The Road Goes Ever On.&quot; Here are the lyrics: Roads go ever ever on, Over rock and under tree, By caves where never sun has shone, By streams that never find the sea; Over snow by winter sown, And through the merry flowers of June, Over grass and over stone, And under mountains in the moon.  Roads go ever ever on Under cloud and under star, Yet feet that wandering have gone Turn at last to home afar. Eyes that fire and sword have seen And horror in the halls of stone Look at last on meadows green And trees and hills they long have known." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kJvb!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0f09467-c346-407b-b538-9ce293aa244c_1136x1787.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kJvb!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0f09467-c346-407b-b538-9ce293aa244c_1136x1787.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kJvb!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0f09467-c346-407b-b538-9ce293aa244c_1136x1787.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kJvb!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0f09467-c346-407b-b538-9ce293aa244c_1136x1787.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>In the soundtrack for the the Rankin/Bass animated <em>The Hobbit</em> includes a song called &#8220;Roads&#8221; by Glenn Yarbrough that uses much of the same lyrics from &#8220;The Road Goes Ever On&#8221;:</p><div id="youtube2-mdQ1E3t3Qq0" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;mdQ1E3t3Qq0&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/mdQ1E3t3Qq0?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><div><hr></div><p><a href="https://rpgramblings.substack.com/">Jeff Jones</a> recently interviewed Nick Baran from Breaker Press Games on his <em>RPG Ramblings</em> podcast. Nick has a <a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/breakerpressgames/rabid-dogs-vol-3-zine-with-collectors-box?ref=creator_tab">crowdfunding campaign for the third volume of his </a><em><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/breakerpressgames/rabid-dogs-vol-3-zine-with-collectors-box?ref=creator_tab">Rabid Dogs</a></em><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/breakerpressgames/rabid-dogs-vol-3-zine-with-collectors-box?ref=creator_tab"> zine</a>, which includes new classes and special rules for the <em>Dungeon Crawl Classics</em> tabletop roleplaying game. </p><div id="youtube2-MYiAmesMsxQ" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;MYiAmesMsxQ&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/MYiAmesMsxQ?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>This was a fun conversation with lots of music discussion, including how Nick named his zine from the song &#8220;Rabid Dogs&#8221; by hardcore/metal band Corrosion of Conformity:  </p><div id="youtube2-7aOdtSBsBXc" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;7aOdtSBsBXc&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/7aOdtSBsBXc?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>You can get all three volumes of <em>Rabid Dogs</em> and a collector&#8217;s box from the <a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/breakerpressgames/rabid-dogs-vol-3-zine-with-collectors-box?ref=creator_tab">Rabid Dogs Vol. 3 campaign page</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Top 10 Blue Öyster Cult Songs - Michael Moorcock & The Deep Fix ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plus Whistlepig Breakdown]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/top-10-blue-oyster-cult-songs-michael</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/top-10-blue-oyster-cult-songs-michael</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2026 14:00:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/3yzeAIPgr9g" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was a recent panelist on <em>The Contrarians</em> Youtube channel in which we were asked to name our top ten Blue &#214;yster Cult songs. I guess I&#8217;m too much of a contrarian to follow instructions, so I ranked my top ten B&#214;C songwriting pairs instead and then named my favorite song from each. You can watch the whole video here:</p><div id="youtube2-3yzeAIPgr9g" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;3yzeAIPgr9g&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/3yzeAIPgr9g?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>If I were to have played by the rules and listed the ten B&#214;C songs that I love the most, my choices would have been these (in chronological order):</p><ul><li><p>Then Came the Last Days of May</p></li><li><p>Mistress of the Salmon Salt (Quicklime Girl)</p></li><li><p>Subhuman</p></li><li><p>Flaming Telepaths</p></li><li><p>Astronomy</p></li><li><p>Death Valley Nights</p></li><li><p>Black Blade</p></li><li><p>Monsters</p></li><li><p>Deadline</p></li><li><p>Harvest Moon</p></li></ul><p>I know many <em>Critical Hit Parader</em> readers are Blue &#214;yster Cult fans. What are some of your favorite tunes from the band?</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><p>In the above video, I cited author Michael Moorcock &amp; vocalist Eric Bloom as my 4th favorite songwriting pair within the cabal of  Blue &#214;yster Cult co-conspirators. The twain were responsible for the classic tunes &#8220;The Great Sun Jester,&#8221; &#8220;Black Blade,&#8221; and &#8220;Veteran of the Psychic Wars.&#8221;<a class="footnote-anchor" data-component-name="FootnoteAnchorToDOM" id="footnote-anchor-1" href="#footnote-1" target="_self">1</a> A 4th collaboration, &#8220;Sleep of a Thousand Tears,&#8221; almost came into existence, which you can read more about here:</p><div><hr></div><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;4716d48e-91e0-4722-ba6b-978b3a2e5a92&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;A recent cover story in Prog magazine delivered a deep dive into the classic Warrior on the Edge of Time album by Hawkwind.&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;showDescription&quot;:true,&quot;showImage&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;lg&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Hawkwind's Warriors on the Edge of Time &amp; Lost B&#214;C/Moorcock Collaboration&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:3818302,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Matt Thompson&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;I publish Critical Hit Parader, which focuses on the intersection of music &amp; tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGs). I am a panelist on the Contrarians YouTube channel, and I record music under the name The MT Promise (mtpromise.com). &quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5c3cd641-5c44-4475-9f8a-43d89b78b8f0_476x476.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2025-06-25T13:02:51.327Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aN4A!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F88667791-a885-4bd7-abb3-84722dcc5fad_1889x1259.jpeg&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/hawkwinds-warriors-on-the-edge-of&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:166350679,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:11,&quot;comment_count&quot;:5,&quot;publication_id&quot;:1282367,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;Critical Hit Parader&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3pfN!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0eee6971-591c-447c-a7ec-36cb5bd835fc_256x256.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><p>Michael Moorcock &amp; The Deep Fix was the author&#8217;s own music project, and he released an album called <em>The</em> <em>New Worlds Fair</em> in 1975. Fifty years later, an anniversary edition of the album has just come out. Here is a description from the <a href="https://thinklikeakey.bandcamp.com/album/the-new-worlds-fair-50th-anniversary-edition">Think Like A Key Music record label</a>:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Originally released in May 1975, The New Worlds Fair is a cult oddity of British counterculture, created by acclaimed science-fiction author Michael Moorcock in collaboration with The Deep Fix. Conceived as a dystopian concept album set in a decaying funfair at the end of the world, it blurs the line between rock record and audio novel, drawing directly on Moorcock&#8217;s Jerry Cornelius/Eternal Champion mythology. <br><br>Recorded between 1974&#8211;75 at Jacksons Studio and Pye Studios, the album blends spoken word, glam-era stomp, bluesy art rock, garage pop, and theatrical narrative. Alongside core members Steve Gilmore and Graham Charnock, the sessions feature key figures from Hawkwind&#8217;s orbit, including Simon House, Nik Turner, Dave Brock, Simon King, Alan Powell, and Snowy White, with production by Gilmore and engineering from Vic Maile.</p></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-2Hm!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0559d9b-ee6b-4767-8bac-090800e9ed9c_3000x3000.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-2Hm!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0559d9b-ee6b-4767-8bac-090800e9ed9c_3000x3000.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-2Hm!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0559d9b-ee6b-4767-8bac-090800e9ed9c_3000x3000.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-2Hm!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0559d9b-ee6b-4767-8bac-090800e9ed9c_3000x3000.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-2Hm!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0559d9b-ee6b-4767-8bac-090800e9ed9c_3000x3000.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-2Hm!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0559d9b-ee6b-4767-8bac-090800e9ed9c_3000x3000.jpeg" width="614" height="614" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/f0559d9b-ee6b-4767-8bac-090800e9ed9c_3000x3000.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1456,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:614,&quot;bytes&quot;:2020205,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The album cover for New Worlds Fair by Michael Moorcock &amp; The Deep Fix. The artwork is by Barney Bubbles.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/186258179?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0559d9b-ee6b-4767-8bac-090800e9ed9c_3000x3000.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="The album cover for New Worlds Fair by Michael Moorcock &amp; The Deep Fix. The artwork is by Barney Bubbles." title="The album cover for New Worlds Fair by Michael Moorcock &amp; The Deep Fix. The artwork is by Barney Bubbles." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-2Hm!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0559d9b-ee6b-4767-8bac-090800e9ed9c_3000x3000.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-2Hm!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0559d9b-ee6b-4767-8bac-090800e9ed9c_3000x3000.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-2Hm!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0559d9b-ee6b-4767-8bac-090800e9ed9c_3000x3000.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-2Hm!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff0559d9b-ee6b-4767-8bac-090800e9ed9c_3000x3000.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>This <em><a href="https://www.uncut.co.uk/reviews/michael-moorcock-the-deep-fixs-the-new-worlds-fair-reviewed-savage-sci-fi-glam-country-from-the-cult-author-and-sometime-hawkwind-collaborator-153108/">Uncut</a></em><a href="https://www.uncut.co.uk/reviews/michael-moorcock-the-deep-fixs-the-new-worlds-fair-reviewed-savage-sci-fi-glam-country-from-the-cult-author-and-sometime-hawkwind-collaborator-153108/"> review of the album</a> discussed possible parallels between Moorcock and David Bowie:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>How much Moorcock&#8217;s work had an impact on Bowie is hard to discern &#8211; though the two certainly knew each other &#8211; but years before Ziggy Stardust first touched down in Aylesbury, the author had created Jerry Cornelius, a charismatic and androgynous hipster being, hero of The Final Programme, which finally appeared in 1969 after being deemed too out-there for publication.</p><p>Moorcock can be forgiven, then, for being behind the times just this once. In May 1975, aged 35, he finally released his debut album with his band The Deep Fix, an apocalyptic space-boogie record that hit just as glam was changing into something else entirely &#8211; Bowie was deep in plastic soul, Roxy were busy turning into a pop group, Cockney Rebel had disintegrated and T.Rex were faltering as a commercial proposition.</p><p>Those contemporary currents seem less important a half century on, however, and heard on its own merits, The New Worlds Fair is a fascinating snapshot of Moorcock&#8217;s blazing, untameable genius. Anchored around the trio of Moorcock on guitar and usually lead vocals, bassist Steve Gilmore and guitarist Graham Charnock, plus a host of guests, the record is woven together by a spoken-word narrative involving a dystopian, sinister fairground and the Dude &#8211; a charismatic, doomed hipster in the line of Jerry Cornelius and Ziggy Stardust, a cooler version of Moorcock&#8217;s usual Eternal Champion archetype.</p></div><p>You can preview excerpts from <em>The</em> <em>New Worlds Fair </em>and order a CD version of the album from the <a href="https://www.thinklikeakey.com/release/559635-michael-moorcock-the-deep-fix-the-new-worlds-fair-50th-anniversary-edition">Think Like A Key Music website</a>.</p><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/top-10-blue-oyster-cult-songs-michael?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Share&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/top-10-blue-oyster-cult-songs-michael?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share"><span>Share</span></a></p><h2>Whistlepig Breakdown</h2><p>Tricksy Grue Games is crowdfunding a music-themed adventure written by Jeff Regner. The module is called <em><a href="https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/tricksy-grue-games/whistlepig-breakdown-a-dcc-adventure">Whistlepig Breakdown</a></em>, and it is set in the Appalachian-inspired Shudder Mountains.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Pako!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb1d7dd3d-5815-48e2-b469-6b08e61ab8c4_1772x998.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Pako!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb1d7dd3d-5815-48e2-b469-6b08e61ab8c4_1772x998.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Pako!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb1d7dd3d-5815-48e2-b469-6b08e61ab8c4_1772x998.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Pako!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb1d7dd3d-5815-48e2-b469-6b08e61ab8c4_1772x998.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Pako!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb1d7dd3d-5815-48e2-b469-6b08e61ab8c4_1772x998.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Pako!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb1d7dd3d-5815-48e2-b469-6b08e61ab8c4_1772x998.png" width="1456" height="820" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/b1d7dd3d-5815-48e2-b469-6b08e61ab8c4_1772x998.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:820,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:3597200,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The campaign image for the \&quot;Whistlepig Breakdown\&quot; crowdfunding campaign. 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From all around the Shudder Mountains, pickers, strummers, and singers would gather to fill the holler with song and dance.<br><br>Until that day something inside broke.<br><br>It wasn't like a mine collapse, although that happened too. It was more like the first string on a fiddle snapped. Twing! One minute there was a sweet song in the air and the next minute chaos. Bats under the sofa, quiltin' bee on fire, six-legged fire-breathin' whistlepigs runnin' about the woods . . . .<br><br>Whistlepig Breakdown</em> brings the Appalachian-inspired Shudder Mountains alive with the colorful townsfolk of Hootin Holler and a "dungeon crawl" deep into the heart of the nearby mountain, Fiddler's Knob. Along the way, your band of adventurers will learn magical folk songs, taste enchanted witch liquor, and explore the legends sewn into the blocks of an enchanted quilt.<br><br>The adventurers arrive in town for the reknowned music fest only to find out that the hollow is overrun with abominable whistlepigs (or woodchucks to y'all city folk). Unravelling the tragedy that set the varmint aberrations loose will take the adventurers into the beating heart of Fidder's Knob where they will discover the musical mystery enchanting Hootin' Holler and come face to face with the granddaddy varmint abomination of them all!</p></div><p>By the way, Jeff Regner and I were both guests on the same Goodman Games show when we were each launching new zines, and he seemed like a great guy:</p><div id="youtube2-6DdSQpEmMcw" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;6DdSQpEmMcw&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/6DdSQpEmMcw?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>The Shudder Mountains were originally created by brilliant game designer Michael Curtis, who was inspired by the &#8220;Silver John&#8221; (or &#8220;John the Balladeer&#8221;) stories written by Manly Wade Wellman. I am a big fan of Wellman and LOVE those tales. <em><a href="https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/tricksy-grue-games/whistlepig-breakdown-a-dcc-adventure">Whistlepig Breakdown</a></em> looks to be a worthy addition to the Shudder Mountains milieu, so consider giving your support before the crowdfunding campaign ends on February 17th. </p><div class="footnote" data-component-name="FootnoteToDOM"><a id="footnote-1" href="#footnote-anchor-1" class="footnote-number" contenteditable="false" target="_self">1</a><div class="footnote-content"><p>Moorcock and Bloom had help from John Trivers on &#8220;The Great Sun Jester&#8221; and &#8220;Black Blade.&#8221; Trivers was a band mate of Bloom in his early band Lost &amp; Found. He later was in the <em>Grease</em> Broadway band. His wife Liz Myers collaborated with Trivers and Bloom on the B&#214;C songs &#8220;After Dark&#8221; and &#8220;Sole Survivor.&#8221;</p><p></p></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tolkien Tour of Middle Earth Songs]]></title><description><![CDATA["Ramble On," Gatekeeper, Glass Hammer, & "Song of Gondor"]]></description><link>https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/tolkien-tour-of-middle-earth-songs</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/tolkien-tour-of-middle-earth-songs</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Thompson]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2026 14:03:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZDN_!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd9c798b-bd33-48e4-a91d-605060cc80f2_1200x1004.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>J.R.R. Tolkien&#8217;s <em>The Hobbit</em> and <em>The Lord of the Rings</em> were written before the emergence of rock and roll. Yet the author&#8217;s works have had a significant influence on rock music that shows no signs of diminishing. I cannot go more than a month or two without needing to purge my open browser tabs with Tolkien-related music topics. So let&#8217;s hop in our wizard van and take a Tolkien tour of musical connections&#8230; </p><p>First, as evidence to the meaningful impact J.R.R. Tolkien has had on rock music, let me present this recent <a href="https://www.thatericalper.com/2026/02/01/10-non-musicians-who-quietly-shaped-music-history/">Eric Alper article</a> that includes Tolkien on a list of &#8220;10 non-musicians who quietly shaped music history.&#8221; The full list includes many <em>Critical Hit Parader</em> favorites:</p><div class="pullquote"><p><strong>Aleister Crowley</strong><br>The occultist became a magnetic figure for rock artists chasing mysticism and rebellion. His ideas and imagery filtered into the work of David Bowie, Jimmy Page, and Ozzy Osbourne. Even when artists rejected his beliefs, the symbolism stuck.</p><p><strong>Allen Ginsberg</strong><br>The Beat poet gave rock and folk musicians permission to sound loose, personal, and unfiltered. Bob Dylan, Patti Smith, and The Clash absorbed his free-form delivery and political urgency. Poetry became something you could shout over a guitar.</p><p><strong>Andy Warhol</strong><br>Warhol blurred the line between art, celebrity, and commerce, and musicians noticed. His association with The Velvet Underground changed how artists thought about image, performance, and experimentation. Pop art became pop music.</p><p><strong>Arthur Rimbaud</strong><br>A teenage poet who burned bright and disappeared, Rimbaud became the blueprint for the romantic rock outsider. Jim Morrison, Patti Smith, and Bob Dylan drew from his symbolism and defiance. Rock lyricists found a literary patron saint.</p><p><strong>David Lynch</strong><br>Dream logic, dread, and beauty coexist in Lynch&#8217;s work, and musicians borrowed freely. Artists from Nine Inch Nails to Lana Del Rey echo his surreal atmospheres. Music learned how to feel unsettling without being loud.</p><p><strong>George Orwell</strong><br>Themes of control, surveillance, and rebellion made Orwell a constant reference point for musicians. His ideas appear in punk, post-punk, and progressive rock lyrics. Music turned dystopia into a warning siren.</p><p><strong>H.P. Lovecraft</strong><br>Cosmic horror gave metal and hard rock a vocabulary for darkness and scale. Bands like Metallica and Iron Maiden pulled directly from his mythos. Fear became epic instead of personal.</p><p><strong>Jack Kerouac</strong><br>His sense of motion, freedom, and restlessness fed the soul of rock and folk music. Bruce Springsteen, The Doors, and countless others borrowed his road-ready spirit. Music learned how to move without stopping.</p><p><strong>J.R.R. Tolkien</strong><br>Fantasy worlds inspired entire genres, especially metal. Band names, lyrics, and mythic storytelling trace back to Middle-earth. Tolkien turned imagination into amplification.</p><p><strong>William S. Burroughs</strong><br>Cut-up techniques and fractured narratives gave musicians new ways to write and think. David Bowie, Kurt Cobain, and Steely Dan all cited him as an influence. Songwriting stopped being linear and started being strange.</p></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe now&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/subscribe?"><span>Subscribe now</span></a></p><h2>Middle Earth Songs</h2><p>Next, this <em><a href="https://www.classical-music.com/rock/tolkien-in-rock">BBC Music Magazine</a></em> article lists &#8220;the 17 greatest songs about Middle-earth.&#8221; It includes some usual favorites, such as &#8220;Rivendell&#8221; by Rush, &#8220;The Wizard&#8221; by Black Sabbath, &#8220;Ramble On&#8221; and &#8220;Battle of Evermore&#8221; by Led Zeppelin, and &#8220;Nightfall&#8221; by Blind Guardian. Read with some skepticism, however, as it also includes some cool tracks whose Tolkien-inspiration is questionable at best (e.g., &#8220;Stagnation&#8221; by Genesis).</p><p>The song from the list that I would like to highlight is &#8220;Mithrandir - This Fading Age&#8221; from the amazing prog band Glass Hammer:</p><div class="bandcamp-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://glasshammer.bandcamp.com/track/mithrandir-this-fading-age&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Mithrandir - This Fading Age, by Glass Hammer&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;from the album The Middle Earth Album&quot;,&quot;thumbnail_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/7c9a9f36-2627-45f6-bdd1-66b465e3410b_700x700.jpeg&quot;,&quot;author&quot;:&quot;Glass Hammer&quot;,&quot;embed_url&quot;:&quot;https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/size=large/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=333333/tracklist=false/artwork=small/track=2083495229/transparent=true/&quot;,&quot;is_album&quot;:false}" data-component-name="BandcampToDOM"><iframe src="https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/size=large/bgcol=ffffff/linkcol=333333/tracklist=false/artwork=small/track=2083495229/transparent=true/" frameborder="0" gesture="media" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></div><p>It comes from Glass Hammer&#8217;s <em>The Middle Earth Album</em>, which had a cool in-world concept as described by the band:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>&#8220;The Middle-Earth Album was jokingly marketed as a live album recorded during a performance at The Prancing Pony, a fictional inn in Bree in Lord of the Rings. The first half of the album (up to "The Man in the Wood") emulates the sound of an actual live performance at the inn, with an audience cheering and singing along as the band performs songs about the lore of Middle-earth; to capture the spirit of an actual band performing in Lord of the Rings, the album is much more folk and acoustic-oriented than other works of the band, and heavily features traditional instruments such as harpsichord, fiddle and recorder. The second half retains the same lyrical orientation, but is recorded as a more traditional studio album, and features more progressive elements and electric instruments.&#8221;</p></div><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZDN_!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd9c798b-bd33-48e4-a91d-605060cc80f2_1200x1004.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZDN_!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd9c798b-bd33-48e4-a91d-605060cc80f2_1200x1004.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZDN_!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd9c798b-bd33-48e4-a91d-605060cc80f2_1200x1004.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZDN_!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd9c798b-bd33-48e4-a91d-605060cc80f2_1200x1004.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZDN_!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd9c798b-bd33-48e4-a91d-605060cc80f2_1200x1004.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZDN_!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd9c798b-bd33-48e4-a91d-605060cc80f2_1200x1004.jpeg" width="642" height="537.14" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/cd9c798b-bd33-48e4-a91d-605060cc80f2_1200x1004.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1004,&quot;width&quot;:1200,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:642,&quot;bytes&quot;:336463,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The album cover for The Middle Earth Album by Glass Hammer. The artwork by David Wyatt features an ornate white ship with three curved white sails on choppy water. White gulls fly over and around the ship.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/186240179?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd9c798b-bd33-48e4-a91d-605060cc80f2_1200x1004.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="The album cover for The Middle Earth Album by Glass Hammer. The artwork by David Wyatt features an ornate white ship with three curved white sails on choppy water. White gulls fly over and around the ship." title="The album cover for The Middle Earth Album by Glass Hammer. The artwork by David Wyatt features an ornate white ship with three curved white sails on choppy water. White gulls fly over and around the ship." srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZDN_!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd9c798b-bd33-48e4-a91d-605060cc80f2_1200x1004.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZDN_!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd9c798b-bd33-48e4-a91d-605060cc80f2_1200x1004.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZDN_!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd9c798b-bd33-48e4-a91d-605060cc80f2_1200x1004.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ZDN_!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcd9c798b-bd33-48e4-a91d-605060cc80f2_1200x1004.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>The album artwork was done by <a href="https://www.davidwyattillustration.com/">David Wyatt</a>, who is an accomplished children&#8217;s book artist having worked with Philip Pullman, Diana Wynne Jones, Terry Pratchett, Geraldine McCaughrean, and Philip Reeve. Preview and purchase a download version of the whole <em>The Middle Earth Album</em> from the <a href="https://glasshammer.bandcamp.com/album/the-middle-earth-album">Glass Hammer Bandcamp page</a>.</p><p>In addition to J.R.R. Tolkien, Glass Hammer co-founder Stephen R. Babb was influenced by C. S. Lewis, H. P. Lovecraft, Lord Dunsany, and Clark Ashton Smith. I covered more about the band&#8217;s <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appendix_N">Appendix N</a> influences in a previous newsletter:</p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;8ea2e766-8c0d-4d17-a59f-426da46599c4&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;In a recent issue of The Run Out Grooves newsletter, Mitchell Stirling takes a deep dive into Black Sabbath&#8217;s &#8220;Fairies Wear Boots.&#8221; I thought Critical Hit Parader readers might get a kick out of the following quote from the introductory paragraph:&quot;,&quot;cta&quot;:&quot;Read full story&quot;,&quot;showBylines&quot;:true,&quot;showDescription&quot;:true,&quot;showImage&quot;:true,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;sm&quot;,&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Fairies Wear Boots &amp; Glass Hammer's Dreaming City&quot;,&quot;publishedBylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:3818302,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Matt Thompson&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;I publish Critical Hit Parader, which focuses on the intersection of music &amp; tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGs). I am a panelist on the Contrarians YouTube channel, and I record music under the name The MT Promise (mtpromise.com). &quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5c3cd641-5c44-4475-9f8a-43d89b78b8f0_476x476.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2024-05-01T13:01:56.273Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/1e5b41d8-38aa-4c3f-970b-972e6f01127e_808x391.png&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/fairies-wear-boots-and-glass-hammers&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:143866154,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:7,&quot;comment_count&quot;:6,&quot;publication_id&quot;:1282367,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;Critical Hit Parader&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3pfN!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0eee6971-591c-447c-a7ec-36cb5bd835fc_256x256.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><p class="button-wrapper" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/tolkien-tour-of-middle-earth-songs?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Share&quot;,&quot;action&quot;:null,&quot;class&quot;:null}" data-component-name="ButtonCreateButton"><a class="button primary" href="https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/tolkien-tour-of-middle-earth-songs?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&action=share"><span>Share</span></a></p><h2>&#8220;Ramble On&#8221;</h2><p>Our next tour stop is a deeper dive on Tolkien&#8217;s influence on the Led Zeppelin song &#8220;Ramble On&#8221; from this <em><a href="https://collider.com/led-zeppelin-jimmy-page-hated-living-loving-maid/">Collider</a></em><a href="https://collider.com/led-zeppelin-jimmy-page-hated-living-loving-maid/"> article</a>:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>Plant may be best known as a rock frontman, but he is also a long-time admirer of J.R.R. Tolkien's fantasy world. His fascination with Tolkien's writing appears in "Ramble On," the third track on side two of <em>Led Zeppelin II </em>and the first Led Zeppelin song to include direct Tolkien references. The song opens with the line, "Leaves are fallin' all around," which mirrors the imagery found in Tolkien's Elvish poem "Nam&#225;ri&#235;," meaning "Farewell." Fans of <em>The Lord of the Rings</em> may notice clearer references beginning in the song's third verse. Plant makes obvious mentions of Mordor, Gollum, and the "Evil One" in "Ramble One," placing the song within Middle-earth.</p><p>While Plant has seen <em>The Lord of the Rings</em> films, his songwriting is more strongly influenced by the written works of Tolkien. The folk-inspired songwriting of "Ramble On" would later carry over into the band's next album, <em>Led Zeppelin III</em>, which was produced in the aftermath of creative burnout and an exhaustive tour. Whereas <em>Led Zeppelin II</em> is driven by heavy riffs and a hard rock sound, <em>Led Zeppelin III</em> shows the band branching out into a more acoustic and experimental direction &#8212; a decision that divided the fans, but put the band on the path of rock 'n roll legacy.</p></div><h2>&#8220;Song of Gondor&#8221;</h2><p>A recent <em><a href="https://www.outono.net/elentir/2025/12/19/song-of-gondor-a-danish-song-based-on-a-beautiful-poem-by-j-r-r-tolkien/">Counting Stars</a></em><a href="https://www.outono.net/elentir/2025/12/19/song-of-gondor-a-danish-song-based-on-a-beautiful-poem-by-j-r-r-tolkien/"> article</a> discussed a musical version of the poem &#8220;Song of Gondor&#8221; by the Danish group The Tolkien Ensemble. The poem was written by J.R.R. Tolkien and appears in the book <em>The Two Towers</em>. You can listen to the song below, which first appeared on the album <em>At Dawn in Rivendell</em>.</p><div id="youtube2-gJ0D2BCsKlg" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;gJ0D2BCsKlg&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/gJ0D2BCsKlg?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>The album was a collaboration between The Tolkien Ensemble and actor Christopher Lee who played Saruman in the Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings movies. Lee performed as narrator and singer of songs by Treebeard. I covered some of the other musical escapades of Christopher Lee in a previous <em>Critical Hit Parader</em> newsletter: </p><div class="digest-post-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;nodeId&quot;:&quot;07568437-87b0-4569-ae1f-362d50e41924&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;A recent trip to a local antique store yielded me a stack of Classic Rock magazines. 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I am a panelist on the Contrarians YouTube channel, and I record music under the name The MT Promise (mtpromise.com). &quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5c3cd641-5c44-4475-9f8a-43d89b78b8f0_476x476.jpeg&quot;,&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;post_date&quot;:&quot;2025-06-11T13:02:28.660Z&quot;,&quot;cover_image&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/e05994e0-2fc4-48c5-924f-071e166036c6_1064x515.png&quot;,&quot;cover_image_alt&quot;:null,&quot;canonical_url&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/p/christopher-lees-metal-knight-plus&quot;,&quot;section_name&quot;:null,&quot;video_upload_id&quot;:null,&quot;id&quot;:164795444,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;reaction_count&quot;:6,&quot;comment_count&quot;:1,&quot;publication_id&quot;:1282367,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;Critical Hit Parader&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3pfN!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0eee6971-591c-447c-a7ec-36cb5bd835fc_256x256.png&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;youtube_url&quot;:null,&quot;show_links&quot;:null,&quot;feed_url&quot;:null}"></div><div><hr></div><h2>Gatekeeper: &#8220;Shadow and Stone&#8221;</h2><p>We have reached our final tour stop. An <a href="https://www.lockhaven.com/news/arts-culture-scene/2026/01/songs-on-the-wind-january-2/">article by Arianna McKee in </a><em><a href="https://www.lockhaven.com/news/arts-culture-scene/2026/01/songs-on-the-wind-january-2/">The Express</a></em><a href="https://www.lockhaven.com/news/arts-culture-scene/2026/01/songs-on-the-wind-january-2/"> </a>turned me onto a J.R.R. Tolkien-inspired song that was new to me: &#8220;Shadow and Stone&#8221; by Canadian epic heavy metal band Gatekeeper. This excerpt from the article describes some of the song&#8217;s unique charms:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>I want to mention Gatekeeper &#8212; and specifically this song. I actually didn&#8217;t really enjoy the overall album that much. It&#8217;s very classic heavy metal &#8212; if you like Manowar or Visigoth, you&#8217;ll probably be in for this.</p><p>Here&#8217;s the thing, though: I&#8217;m a sucker for good lyrics, especially when they are specifically calibrated around the melody of the song, and I am also, separately, a sucker for J.R.R. Tolkien.</p><p>This song brilliantly combines both. Furthermore, it does so by pulling from a deep and not-commonly-revisited part of the legendarium. The song reviews the events surrounding Isildur cursing the Mountain Men &#8212; a small kingdom who had sworn fealty to Isildur, but failed to heed the call to arms during the historic war against Sauron (before the books are set).</p><p>The whole song is amazing, but it really kicks into high gear a little before five minutes and thirty seconds as the vocalist builds up to speaking Isildur&#8217;s curse, which happens around six minutes (of a seven minute song, it&#8217;s not that long). He does an incredible job of nailing the tone and inflection while pairing it with the chugging riffs in the background.</p><p>So yeah, if you enjoyed the section of Lord of the Rings dealing with Aragon and the oathbreakers, I very highly recommend this song to you. And if you didn&#8217;t&#8230;well, I still recommend it, but you might miss some of the context.</p></div><p>Listen to the whole song here:</p><div id="youtube2-mvNpVCeDNHo" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;mvNpVCeDNHo&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/mvNpVCeDNHo?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>The track comes from the Gatekeeper album <em>From Western Shores</em>, and the cool cover artwork was done by Duncan Storr. </p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Kv_k!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6c65564-2e6a-4589-8b7e-82c1329a70cc_1200x1196.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Kv_k!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6c65564-2e6a-4589-8b7e-82c1329a70cc_1200x1196.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Kv_k!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6c65564-2e6a-4589-8b7e-82c1329a70cc_1200x1196.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Kv_k!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6c65564-2e6a-4589-8b7e-82c1329a70cc_1200x1196.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Kv_k!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6c65564-2e6a-4589-8b7e-82c1329a70cc_1200x1196.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Kv_k!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6c65564-2e6a-4589-8b7e-82c1329a70cc_1200x1196.jpeg" width="576" height="574.08" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/e6c65564-2e6a-4589-8b7e-82c1329a70cc_1200x1196.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1196,&quot;width&quot;:1200,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:576,&quot;bytes&quot;:554897,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;The album cover for From the Western Shores by Gatekeeper. It features and illustration by Duncan Storr. It depicts twin towers that look more organic than man made. Small figures swing from the top of the towers. A flying creatue that looks somewhat like a manta ray glides past the towers just over the ground. The tower is in front of a body of water. Stormy clouds are in the sky.&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https://criticalhitparader.substack.com/i/186240179?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6c65564-2e6a-4589-8b7e-82c1329a70cc_1200x1196.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="The album cover for From the Western Shores by Gatekeeper. It features and illustration by Duncan Storr. It depicts twin towers that look more organic than man made. 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The band had a harrowing filming:</p><div class="pullquote"><p>All scenes were filmed at Jones Lake, BC. We almost died while filming this. Halfway through the band performance shots we got caught in a literal blizzard and were forced to continue filming while the snow fell upon us, covering our instruments and equipment. Our bassist went through a patch of ice on the beach and lost one of his boots in the mud and we almost had to take him to the hospital&#8212;thankfully we were able to warm him up in time. The drive home from the mountain was terrifying: an icy, muddy logging road where we couldn't see more than four feet in front of our eyes.</p></div><p>Here&#8217;s the video:</p><div id="youtube2-0JwwZre5u7Q" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;0JwwZre5u7Q&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/0JwwZre5u7Q?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>